Hal knows the strongest thing in the universe is (willpower) wrote in doors,
That sounds painfully boring, even for a WASP.
It's definitely glitzy. Learn to enjoy it, that's my motto.
There are a couple places you might like. K Bar is for lesbians and they've got topless gogo dancers because this is Vegas and we're all addicted to breasts. There's Kittybar, and they're okay too, but if you want something different, The Coffee Bean next to the University is good for the younger, hip crowd. Espressamente Illy on the Strip is more upper class.