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enquire
disordersocial

@theodoratravers: Ministry of Magic attacked today by vigilante group Order of the Phoenix.
@theodoratravers: 1 casualty, with [number] injured reported so far.
@theodoratravers: One attacker identified as Hw Madeline Savage, confirmed member of @OOTP. Ar Yaxley warns she is wanded & dangerous pls contact DMLE if you encounter
@theodoratravers: Will continue to update. Full report in @thedailyprophet tomorrow. Pls omail ttravers@dailyprophet.mag if you have any more information

boundless
disordersocial

[1] Change that to 'your night better not be more interesting than mine'
[2] There's reports and stuff
[3] Lmk how you are?
[...]
[4] Thea.

[1] There's some wireless reports on right now please tell me you didn't die at some stupid purist party eating weird pastries.

[...]
[x] If you had something to do [...]
[x] I hope you're not hur

disordernpcs
disordersocial

I know something you may not know.

So I hear that your brother's friend has got himself into a spot of trouble.

boundless
disordersocial

[1] Okay not to, like, question your journalism skills
[2] But are these quotes real?
[3] This is the most hilarious (and probably saddest since they're probably real) thing I've read in a long time

boundless
disordersocial

I have a brilliant idea.

disordernpcs
disordersocial

[1] hey
[2] wanna go to italy for a few days?
[3] got a business trip

[1] wanna go to italy on snatcher business?
[2] ministry's paying