DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

TO: Rhys 💛

[1] Javi. Llewellyn. Rafael. Leo.
[2] Cressida. Maribel. Rafaela. Annie.
[3] Is it too soon to do this?
[4] It might be too soon to do this

TO: Baz 🎙️

[1] Baz
[2] Bazzy
[3] Baz
[4] Baz
[5] Are you busy?

TO: Owen

[1] So I'm going to need the blow by blow
[2] Especially the sword part

TO: Baz 😍

[1] 😗
[2] 😙
[3] 😚
[4] 😘
[5] 😉
[6] 😏
[7] 🍆💦

TO: Dickhead

[1] so
[2] interviewing the Imperiused minister
[3] you're coming up in the world

TO: Rhys 💛

[1] Rhys
[2] Rhys Rhys Rhys
[3] Have they got any sherbet at the shop
[4] It's so hot :(
[5] I love you!

TO: Baz, Rhys (Group)

[1] We're sending another package in a couple of days
[2] Do you need anything?
[3] Or just surprises

TO: Dafydd, Rhys (Group)

[1] How's France?
[2] Have you got the accent down yet
[3] And do you need anything from Rio? We're sending a package

TO: Grace, Rhys (Group)

[1] Grace
[2] Rhys has an embarrassing puffin story that he definitely doesn't want getting out
[3] So you should definitely ask him about it

TO: Lumos, Lakshmi, Rhys (Group)

[1] Hey guys
[2] How have you been?
[x] We haven't heard anything too terrible lately and
[3] When is school done? It's got to be getting soon, right?

TO: [Rhys & Nora's friends and family incl. Former Aurors]

[1] I hope you're all doing well
[2] Nora, Pea, Carrot, and I miss you all
[3] I'm doing much better, thank you for the well wishes!
[4] Since I'm not there to make you hot chocolate in person, here's a couple of pick-me-ups:
[5] [a link to a playlist of some of his favourite relaxing symphonies and a link to a digital copy of a very long and very thorough book on Japanese defensive magic that he found interesting]
[6] Best wishes, R.

TO: Dafydd & Baz [separately]

[1] [a nice photo of Nora, Rhys, Pea, and Carrot looking alive, well, and happy and waving at the camera]
[2] All of our love! Hope you are well!

TO: Chelsea, Baz, Jeremy, Owen, Angelina

[1] Hey
[2] I'm sorry and I know I shouldn't have but I went and saw Evelyn Mulciber
[3] But I'm okay!
[4] But she DID try to kill me?
[5] But I'm still standing!
[6] I've got a lot of adrenaline rn!

TO: Chelsea 👮🏻‍♀️

[1] i'm going to collapse and die on the couch
[2] don't let toby gnaw on my corpse

TO: Jez 😍

[1] nora and rhys are safe in brazil
[2] everything else is shit
[3] how's your night going?

TO: Baz, Jeremy [Group Hext]

[1] Jeremy, are you busy right now?
[2] I need help with something
[3] Everything's okay

TO: Dafydd

[1] Please call me when you get this
[2] I need to talk to you
[3] It's important

Later:
TO: Grace

[1] Hey
[2] Are you free? I need to talk to you

TO: Lumos, Lakshmi [Group Hext]

[1] I saw something on the journals
[2] Lakshmi, are you alright?
[3] Are both of you alright?

TO: Jez 😍

[1] i think i have to leave
[2] nora can't stay here

TO: Baz 😍

[1] hey so
[2] Some shit's gone down and I'm going to be a while
[3] Just wanted to give you a heads up
[...]
[4] Love you

TO: Jez 😍

[x] hey i'm sorry about
[x] i still think we should leave but maybe
[x] are you still mad
[1] you up?

TO: Dickhead

[1] what are you wearing
[2] oh sorry, wrong number
[3] [...] what have you been up to lately

( DMs for Alicia & the Order, hexts for Baz and Maddie, all in one post to save space )



( Hexts to Lumos, Later )

TO: Jez 💞

[1] hypothetically
[2] how do you feel about brazil
[3] and/or moving to brazil

@ThePitch: We may not be on the air anymore, but we're not gone
@ThePitch: Unfortunately we're reporting to the Quidditch community the death of Keaton Flitney in the early hours of last morning
@ThePitch: We would like to take a moment to remember Keaton Flitney's contributions both on and off the pitch and all he did for the Sport
@ThePitch: [long list of Keaton's accomplishments and charitable work]

TO: D. Wiggs

[1] So
[2] Not sure what to say really
[3] You alright?

TO: Barnaby

[1] Hey
[2] You heard the news from last night yet?

TO: Jez 💞

[1] hey
[2] what did one borg say to another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one?

TO: Rhys, Baz [Group Hext]
FROM: Nora

[1] I had to heal a Death Eater today
[2] I feel gross 😕

TO: Baz 😍

hey, baz?

@ThePitch: BREAKING: Reports are coming in of a Death Eater attack at the Puddlemere United v Montrose Magpies match. More details to come.
@ThePitch: At least five confirmed deaths so far. The injured are being taken to St Mungo's.
@ThePitch: The pitch in Puddletown has been completely destroyed. It's absolute chaos here.
@ThePitch: Tune in now to WWN for up to the minute updates live on location. -BS

TO: Fuckface

[1] heyyyyy
[2] how are you?

TO: Jeremy 😍

[1] hey
[2] hey jez
[3] jeremy
[4] jezza
[5] have you listened to it yet?

@lumosmaxima: don't buy the lines fed to you by the daily prophet & the wwn?
@lumosmaxima: lumos maxima is a brand new news podcast arriving 23/1 at noon.
@lumosmaxima: we'll covering the REAL news you NEED to hear.
@lumosmaxima: we hope you'll check us out cc: @OOTP @roguemomstaffer

TO: Baz & Gwen [group]

[1] Baz, why haven't you been home all weekend?
[2] I think our roommate contract specifically says that you have to tell us before you skip out on your week to clean

(later)
TO: Nora & Rhys [group]

[1] Baz didn't tell anyone because he didn't want to worry us I guess? But he's been in St. Mungo's because of something that happened that he won't tell us about but he says a Death Eater did it and it's obviously bad enough to put him in the hospital and he said that
[2] He's on his way home

( UNSENT TEXTS. )

TO: Jeremy 😍

[1] Guess who just checked into the Gentle Green
[2] Rodolphus Lestrange
[3] I think I'm having a panic attack lol