DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

TO: A. ROSIER.

[1] Hey. How’s it going?
[...]
[2] So I should say that I’d never actually been high before.
[3] Alcohol doesn’t count. Just makes me moody.

TO: Rhys

[1] hi hi hi 😁
[2] how’s things?

TO: Lakshmi + Lumos + Jess

[1] hello lovelies!
[2] do any of you perchance have some pjs i can borrow?
[3] I am super over this hospital robe

TO: Rhys 💛

[1] Javi. Llewellyn. Rafael. Leo.
[2] Cressida. Maribel. Rafaela. Annie.
[3] Is it too soon to do this?
[4] It might be too soon to do this

TO: Baz 🎙️

[1] Baz
[2] Bazzy
[3] Baz
[4] Baz
[5] Are you busy?

TO: Lumos!!

[1] I TRIED to keep this a secret because he wanted me to but I can't so
[2] I have a date with John this coming week

[HOOTS]

@ArRhysCdwlldr: Thank you to everyone who fought bravely for a better wizarding world
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Looking forward to a new Ministry that will be there to serve all people, regardless of blood, species, or other differences
@ArRhysCdwlldr: My thoughts go out to everyone who has lost someone; this war should never have happened in the first place
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Let's also not forget to support the victims in all of this, and to help them get back their rightful places in society
@ArRhysCdwlldr: [A list of charities supporting Muggleborns and other people victimised by the war]
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Take care of each other; we're stronger together than apart
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Our differences only make our society richer, and learning from one another can only make us all better
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Solidarity with all who are striving to make the world a better and more inclusive place.

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[HEXTS]

TO: Lumos 🔦 & Lakshmi 🦅 & Nora 😍(group)

[1] How are Terry and the twins doing?
[2] I heard what happened

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[OMAIL]

TO: Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt <kshacklebolt@mom.org>
FROM: Rhys Cadwallader <rbccadwallader@dewin.cymru>

SUBJECT: Congratulations

Minister (and fellow former Auror) Shacklebolt,

I can't think of a better man for the job. Congratulations.

Please see attached for a gift certificate to my favourite stationery store—you'll need to up your organisational game.

Respectfully yours,
R. Cadwallader

TO: Dante

[1] I've been in contact with Minister Shacklebolt.
[2] I worked out a deal for you.
[3] If you surrender peacefully and are cooperative, you will be granted visitation privileges. Or at least he thinks it's a good idea and will talk to the Auror office. But it's the Minister, so.
[4] You'll be able to meet your son.

TO: mf

[1] hey francine
[2] where are you?

TO: fergus

[1] fergus, i've something to tell you

TO: eddie

[1] hey man
[2] i found rolf
[3] so i'm in mungo's

TO: The BFFL

[1] hey.
[2] so...
[3] rofl idek what to say

TO: Val

[1] i have to go

TO: Joe

[1] I'm heading to Hogsmeade to get some interviews for the paper.
[2] Not that paper, the other paper.
[3] Want to come with me? I'm sure they'd welcome you as help or something.
[4] Love you.

TO: Gwen

[1] Hi.
[2] Were you at the school last night?

TO: R. CADWALLADER

[1] Hi. I hope you're well.
[2] I don't know if you've heard the news yet. I'm sure you have.
[3] But if this makes no sense, please say.
[...]
[4] If it does, Jasper and I wanted to know if you'd be available for a Skype call once we know more.

TO: Owen

[1] So I'm going to need the blow by blow
[2] Especially the sword part

TO: Baz 😍

[1] 😗
[2] 😙
[3] 😚
[4] 😘
[5] 😉
[6] 😏
[7] 🍆💦

TO: Rhys

[1] I'm not sure if you've heard, but YKW is dead.
[2] Definitely dead. Harry killed him at Hogwarts.
[3] Remus and I are okay.

TO: Imogen (Wannabe-Yank)

[1] So!
[2] News
[3] YKW and all the Death Eaters attacked Hogwarts
[3] And YKW is dead

TO: ❤️ 🦄 😍 ewan mcfredor johnsley 😍 🦄 ❤️

[1] where are you?
[2] where are you?
[3] where are you?
[4] where are you?
[5] where are you?
[6] where are you?
[7] where are you?
[8] where are you?

and so on...

TO: gwenifred

[x] where a
[1] gwen

TO: Chuck

[1] I'm ok
[2] Idk when I'll be home
[3] You must be really tired of hearing that

TO: Dickhead

[1] so
[2] interviewing the Imperiused minister
[3] you're coming up in the world

TO: Rosier

[X] You d
[1] Thank you. That was very generous.

TO: Nora 😍

[1] Thinking of you 💛
[2] [these pics]

TO: Lumos 🔦 & Nora 😍(group)

[1] Are you okay?
[2] Wheatbuck himself said he was being a dick (not in those words, but I figured)

TO: Former Aurors 🚨& Nora 😍(group)

[1] What's happening over there?
[2] Look at this good Auror I saw today [a picture of a magical police dog, but it's a Canadian police dog--sorry, he's not taking chances]

TO: Rhys 🐉

[1] Rhys
[2] How are you doing?
[...]
[3] I think I've upset Lumos

TO: A. ROSIER.

[1] Marshmallows?
[2] What a comeback. Honestly. 👏👏👏

TO: Rhys 💛

[1] Rhys
[2] Rhys Rhys Rhys
[3] Have they got any sherbet at the shop
[4] It's so hot :(
[5] I love you!

TO: Baz, Rhys (Group)

[1] We're sending another package in a couple of days
[2] Do you need anything?
[3] Or just surprises

TO: Dafydd, Rhys (Group)

[1] How's France?
[2] Have you got the accent down yet
[3] And do you need anything from Rio? We're sending a package

TO: Grace, Rhys (Group)

[1] Grace
[2] Rhys has an embarrassing puffin story that he definitely doesn't want getting out
[3] So you should definitely ask him about it

TO: Lumos, Lakshmi, Rhys (Group)

[1] Hey guys
[2] How have you been?
[x] We haven't heard anything too terrible lately and
[3] When is school done? It's got to be getting soon, right?

TO: St. Mungo's Administration <admin@stmungos.mag>
CC: Max, Clement <cmax@stmungos.mag>
FROM: Ollivander, Imogen <imo.llivander@wmail.mag>

SUBJECT: URGENT: CAN'T COME IN TODAY

Or ever again. I hereby resign from my position as Healer (Spell Damage) effective immediately on account of the fact that the hospital administration is corrupt and cowardly enough to continue upholding the employment of an actual Death Eater.

My end of year review feedback on Clement Max is: 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 🖕 out of 5 stars for professional conduct, management, and interpersonal skills.

Kind Regards,
Imogen C. Ollivander
Healer (Spell Damage)
NOT ST. MUNGO'S HOSPITAL FOR MAGICAL MALADIES AND MURDER

( wiztagram )

FROM: Unknown Number
TO: Jasper

[1] hey, it’s Maddie
[2] I have some news on Flick’s murderer

FROM: Unknown Number
TO: Lakshmi

[1] hey it’s Maddie
[2] last time we went drinking your first cocktail was [blah]
[3] if you were feeling at all a tiny bit bad about Keat’s death
[4] don’t!

TO: Violet

[1] I had my mother film a video, I hope that's all right.
[2] Some of it's in Danish. She wanted to sing a lullaby.
[3] I uploaded that one, and two others. But you'll see that.

TO: Vic

[1] Happy birthday.
[2] Let's go do something.