DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

@weasleyww: Good news, citizens of Wizarding Britain!
@weasleyww: Weasley's Wizard Wheezes is officially BACK in BUSINESS, so if you need a laugh (which let's face it, the war's over, but we still could now and again) visit www.weasleywheezes.wiz to find our new online shop!
@weasleyww: We'll be back in person with a new shop soon, but until then, you'll be able to receive all your WWW merchandise by owl post through online orders.
@weasleyww: Enter discount code "BYEBYEYKW" or "POTTERFTW" for the next month to get a special celebratory 25% off all Defensive items because WE WON THE WAR and would really love to shift our focus back to helping people remember how to have fun.
@weasleyww: And lastly, a big thanks to all the customers who supported our business even when the DEs didn't want you to, and to our friends & family for being there through everything. We love you lot.

@starbeaks: We here at Starbeaks are over the full moon for the Boy Who Lived and the Order of the Phoenix! That's why tomorrow we're honouring them with the PHOENIX LATTE!
@starbeaks: The PHOENIX LATTE is a fiery crazyberry white chocolate mocha with an explosive fairy dust sprinkle that's guaranteed to save your morning! The extra mood boosting invigoration draught helps too.
@starbeaks: Our delicious buttery croissant will also be in the shape of Harry Potter's signature lightning bolt all day tomorrow too so don't forget to pick one up while supplies last!
@starbeaks: Our baristas are eager to serve you after our stores closed today for drink intensivity training!

The extra mood boosting invigoration draught will give drinks a burst of energy and a sense of euphoria that lasts for a few hours.

( wiztagram post )

TO: A. ROSIER.

[1] Hey. How’s it going?
[...]
[2] So I should say that I’d never actually been high before.
[3] Alcohol doesn’t count. Just makes me moody.

TO: Rhys

[1] hi hi hi 😁
[2] how’s things?

TO: Lakshmi + Lumos + Jess

[1] hello lovelies!
[2] do any of you perchance have some pjs i can borrow?
[3] I am super over this hospital robe

TO: Rhys 💛

[1] Javi. Llewellyn. Rafael. Leo.
[2] Cressida. Maribel. Rafaela. Annie.
[3] Is it too soon to do this?
[4] It might be too soon to do this

TO: Baz 🎙️

[1] Baz
[2] Bazzy
[3] Baz
[4] Baz
[5] Are you busy?

TO: Lumos!!

[1] I TRIED to keep this a secret because he wanted me to but I can't so
[2] I have a date with John this coming week

( wiztagram )

[HOOTS]

@ArRhysCdwlldr: Thank you to everyone who fought bravely for a better wizarding world
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Looking forward to a new Ministry that will be there to serve all people, regardless of blood, species, or other differences
@ArRhysCdwlldr: My thoughts go out to everyone who has lost someone; this war should never have happened in the first place
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Let's also not forget to support the victims in all of this, and to help them get back their rightful places in society
@ArRhysCdwlldr: [A list of charities supporting Muggleborns and other people victimised by the war]
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Take care of each other; we're stronger together than apart
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Our differences only make our society richer, and learning from one another can only make us all better
@ArRhysCdwlldr: Solidarity with all who are striving to make the world a better and more inclusive place.

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[HEXTS]

TO: Lumos 🔦 & Lakshmi 🦅 & Nora 😍(group)

[1] How are Terry and the twins doing?
[2] I heard what happened

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[OMAIL]

TO: Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt <kshacklebolt@mom.org>
FROM: Rhys Cadwallader <rbccadwallader@dewin.cymru>

SUBJECT: Congratulations

Minister (and fellow former Auror) Shacklebolt,

I can't think of a better man for the job. Congratulations.

Please see attached for a gift certificate to my favourite stationery store—you'll need to up your organisational game.

Respectfully yours,
R. Cadwallader

TO: Dante

[1] I've been in contact with Minister Shacklebolt.
[2] I worked out a deal for you.
[3] If you surrender peacefully and are cooperative, you will be granted visitation privileges. Or at least he thinks it's a good idea and will talk to the Auror office. But it's the Minister, so.
[4] You'll be able to meet your son.

TO: mf

[1] hey francine
[2] where are you?

TO: fergus

[1] fergus, i've something to tell you

TO: eddie

[1] hey man
[2] i found rolf
[3] so i'm in mungo's

TO: Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt <kshacklebolt@mom.org>
FROM: Violet Slughorn <summerviolet@wiz.com>

SUBJECT: Offering assistance

Hello Minister Shacklebolt,

Congratulations on your new job. My great-uncle phoned me and said you personally duelled YKW together with him and Professor McGonagall. That's pretty amazing. I'm currently in France, and would like to offer my help in a few ways.

1. Convincing Dante Avery to turn himself in and give up information. I don't know what your plans are re: prison reform, but if supervised visits were a privilege he could earn, I think he'd be cooperative in exchange for the chance to meet his son.

2. Getting information out internationally about Death Eaters who are unaccounted for. I've been in contact with foreign Ministries since I left the country on April 9th, and with foreign reporters as well.

3. My flat in Knockturn. The rent is paid up to the end of September. Muggleborns who don't have a home to return to are welcome to live in it.

4. Getting the Ministry computer network back online and secured. I'm good with magical technology. Percy Weasley can confirm.

Sincerely,

Violet Slughorn

TO: The BFFL

[1] hey.
[2] so...
[3] rofl idek what to say

TO: Val

[1] i have to go

TO: Joe

[1] I'm heading to Hogsmeade to get some interviews for the paper.
[2] Not that paper, the other paper.
[3] Want to come with me? I'm sure they'd welcome you as help or something.
[4] Love you.

TO: Gwen

[1] Hi.
[2] Were you at the school last night?

( omail to Violet )

TO: R. CADWALLADER

[1] Hi. I hope you're well.
[2] I don't know if you've heard the news yet. I'm sure you have.
[3] But if this makes no sense, please say.
[...]
[4] If it does, Jasper and I wanted to know if you'd be available for a Skype call once we know more.

TO: Owen

[1] So I'm going to need the blow by blow
[2] Especially the sword part

TO: Baz 😍

[1] 😗
[2] 😙
[3] 😚
[4] 😘
[5] 😉
[6] 😏
[7] 🍆💦

TO: Rhys

[1] I'm not sure if you've heard, but YKW is dead.
[2] Definitely dead. Harry killed him at Hogwarts.
[3] Remus and I are okay.

TO: Imogen (Wannabe-Yank)

[1] So!
[2] News
[3] YKW and all the Death Eaters attacked Hogwarts
[3] And YKW is dead

TO: ❤️ 🦄 😍 ewan mcfredor johnsley 😍 🦄 ❤️

[1] where are you?
[2] where are you?
[3] where are you?
[4] where are you?
[5] where are you?
[6] where are you?
[7] where are you?
[8] where are you?

and so on...

TO: gwenifred

[x] where a
[1] gwen

TO: Chuck

[1] I'm ok
[2] Idk when I'll be home
[3] You must be really tired of hearing that

TO: Dickhead

[1] so
[2] interviewing the Imperiused minister
[3] you're coming up in the world

TO: Rosier

[X] You d
[1] Thank you. That was very generous.

TO: Nora 😍

[1] Thinking of you 💛
[2] [these pics]

TO: Lumos 🔦 & Nora 😍(group)

[1] Are you okay?
[2] Wheatbuck himself said he was being a dick (not in those words, but I figured)

TO: Former Aurors 🚨& Nora 😍(group)

[1] What's happening over there?
[2] Look at this good Auror I saw today [a picture of a magical police dog, but it's a Canadian police dog--sorry, he's not taking chances]