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RHYS, NORA, JOHN.
Hi, Cadwalladers. I hope you’re well. I have a little update for you.

John and I arrested Dante Avery yesterday after John successfully picked up the financial trail he’d left. His family have been notified and I assume the press will have it soon, but I wanted the two of you to know as soon as possible. He’ll be in prison for a very long time, thanks in part to your testimony. I hope this can bring some kind of peace to the both of you.

ANGELUS.
Thank you for Make sure he’s home Hey.

DMLE.
No rest for the wicked, or whatever the phrase is, feels pertinent right now. Anyone available for something this afternoon? I’ve got a tip about someone who hasn’t been unmasked yet.

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Here’s hoping that everyone can competently produce a bubble-head charm today.

FORMER AURORS.
I know it’s not much but on the off chance anyone has anything they might need saved from this stupid fucking bonfire nonsense, let me know as soon as possible.

I hope you’re all well.

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I had the oddest moment earlier, when I realised that I miss Quidditch. I’ve never been much of a fan, I’d turn up to watch matches at school but a certain friend of mine was always convinced that I wasn’t paying enough attention. I got away with it once he made the team, of course, I only really had to turn up then congratulate him afterwards.

Anyway. That friend went on to do this fantastic WWN programme about Quidditch, and in listening I learned a lot. It’s not something I would’ve usually listened to, but opening my mind to it meant that I improved my knowledge on something I didn’t know much about. And now — I mean, I don’t think I’d say I’m the biggest Quidditch fan but I did always check up on the scores. Keep an eye on my favourite statistics. I miss that bit of routine, and I was only very mildly invested in the sport until I listened to something that helped me learn more.

I suppose what I’m trying to say is sometimes it’s worth taking a chance and listening to something or someone new. You never know what you might learn.

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One of the bars in Knockturn (I forget which) is running a quiz night next week, the trivia kind rather than the "which dinosaur/junk food item are you" kind. If there's any interest in making up a team, please let me know. They probably want to bring some new customers in.

FORMER JOHN DAWLISH.
Checking in with some news, briefly. How are you getting on?

Nothing new on your father, but I'll keep an ear out. We all know that bail amount is bullshit.

Rhys is back from the dead, circumstances unknown but I don't know if you'd have heard since you're not on Hooter.

[...] Speaking of Hooter, it's becoming the platform to advertise murder on or something?? It's bewildering. Anyway, Death Eaters went on a rampage in some Muggle areas. Steer clear of [brief rundown of these locations] because I don't know about you but it screams trap to me. Or it's just their idea of fun, which is frankly sickening. After what they did to Rhys I didn't think I'd even look at Hooter again, but now it's becoming a way to keep up with whatever they want us to feel scared about today. [...] Ugh. Anyway.

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L. PATIL. [a few hours before the public post]
Ms. Patil, I am very sorry for this unorthodox method of contact but I was unsure of where to send an owl.

I regret to inform you that your residence at [ADDRESS] was the scene of an arson attack last night. Please could you arrange to visit the DMLE at the earliest convenience for filing a report relating to this crime.


Now. I know that the DMLE is hardly the most popular part of the Ministry right now, but if you'll allow me to soapbox for a moment. I've worked at the DMLE for a while now and [...] care about my job.

Tampering with a crime scene is also a crime. This can be as simple as spoliation of evidence but also includes things such as arson and . Please report any pertinent incidents to the department and they will be dealt with appropriately or whatever Yaxley. I'd hate for anyone to end up in trouble with the law unnecessarily.

I hope you're all having a good Tuesday.

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MADDIE

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DEMPSTER.
Demps — What the fuck happened? Are you okay? Were you around for this attack they’re talking about?


JOHN DAWLISH.
Checking in. I’ve been seeing a lot of mixed messages.

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I’m going away to the coast with my mother for a few days. Finally, time for a break.

Please consider this a first, last and only call for anyone who wants a tacky seaside souvenir. Let me know if you can’t live without something tasteless for your desk or something.

DEMPSTER.
Catch up before I go?


[the public portion of this was set to DMLE, friends and family only after about half an hour.]

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FORMER AURORS.
My flat was broken into earlier today and my mother hurt. Two assailants, one male and one female. My mother says she thinks she recognised the voice of the male, but cannot be certain about that fact. No other identifying factors. They used the cruciatus curse and stabbed her. She is recovering now, we patched up the stab wound. This M.O. should be worth comparing with the information we have on file. I’d say it could be the same as the Death Eater who visited Bell except they did more than that one reportedly did. Anyway, I have theories.

More importantly, they gave her a message about the @rogueaurors Hooter account and that it needed to stop.

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I don’t know which of you is @rogueaurors, if it’s everyone or maybe not even anyone here and an imposter. I’m not sure if I want to know. But if you can see this ward, I support you. I didn’t before Don’t let intimidation silence you.

Please everyone keep safe.


ANGELUS.
The nice bottle of Scotch you got me has been broken and split all over the carpet. I need to mourn it appropriately.

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In honour of yesterday being St. Paddy’s day: Quiz Time.

I always love things to do with names, so I like the idea of now being called Oisín. Thanks, Wizfeed.

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DMLE & Obliviators
I’ve just received an unconfirmed report of a Dark Mark in Appleby. Is anyone available to back me up investigating? I’m unaware if it’s a Muggle area so we may need an Obliviator.

Thank you.

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There's got to be a word for the phenomenon when you have a day off work but spend the first few hours of the morning on the sofa doing winternet quizzes.

Anyway, please tell me which Greek deity you are according to this quiz. I'm mildly offended that Demeter is considered a sidekick in this exercise. Either way, this quiz has given me a slight identity crisis as it turns out I'm Athena.

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Muggles may still be working on ways to get around snowy and icy weather but at least they've got amusing names to make up for the inadequacy.

Also dog walkers please be aware that the salt used could be dangerous to pets. Sadly not to threatening werewolves, it seems. Is everyone okay now from that disturbance last night?

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