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I am so offended?

You got: Fat, playful dragon
The fire you spit out, will, on a good day, light a Yankee Candle at most. But even though you are a shitty type of dragon, people with no interests in mythology love you 'cause you are pudgy and friendly-looking. You do fart fire farts, and that's pretty cool.


WARDED TO CHUCK.
What if we went to Romania for a weekend?

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There's some reports floating about that someone on the black market has a Peruvian Vipertooth egg. If you're the kind of person that trades in these kind of things HAGRID, gentle reminder that:
  1. The Vipertooth likes the taste of human flesh. If it gets a nibble, it won't stop. It's not like a puppy that's just teething, ok?
  2. Dragon eggs need a lot of heat in order to hatch, but too much may kill the baby dragon inside. Which is generally why dragonologists prefer to allow eggs to hatch inside a dragon's nest rather than incubate them artificially. We've seen this happen when rescued eggs have been delivered to the sanctuary. It's really sad.
  3. Dragon eggs are considered a Class A Non-Tradeable Material.
  4. There are a lot of fake eggs on the market, so tbh it's really not even worth handing your gold over for it since it's probably not even real.


WARDED TO BILL.
Will you please tell Mum to quit ignoring me?

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Honestly, my couple of weeks back home has been more insane than a year on a Dragon Sanctuary.

[ MUM ]
Are you really going to keep this up?


[ CHUCK ]
Busy?

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Where does one take their Romanian friend drinking these days anyway? (Oh yeah, I'm home for a week, hi!) Dragos and I tried this one bar, but Svetlana Kozlov is in there and I don't want to risk being anywhere near her skates.

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