Despite attempts to keep my father from attending my wedding or meeting his grandson, he's resilient and you underestimate him. So sorry to disappoint. But it's with that in mind that I say all of this now, finally. And I thought the world could use some more good news.
And before you ask, no, Violet and I don't need any gifts, but we can provide you with a list of charitable organisations if you're in a giving mood. We will also accept your congratulations, of course.