DISORDER JOURNALS

Yo dipshits in the Order and otherwise,

Patricia Annabelle Stimpson (did you know that was her full name? lol) is being held for the crimes of aiding and abetting a terrorist organisation and will continue to be held and probably sent to Azkaban.

If you want me to let her go, the mastermind behind at least one of the following attacks needs to come forward:

1) the attack on the Ministry and the MRC,
2) or the attack at the BOTCH ball,
3) or the Quidditch game,
4) or those who kidnapped the Wandless.

I'll also settle for the murderer of Richenza Selwyn or Willy Locke.

Finally: whoever tried to kill me with that ugly ass scarf, you obviously failed and try not being a coward next time.

WARDED TO FORMER AURORS.

KEATS FUCKING THREE-WEEKS-OLD-PISS-POT AVERY
KILLED
FELICITY.

WARDED TO LLJJM.

KEATS AVERY IS A FORMERLY WALKING NOW DEAD GENITAL WART SPROUTING WARTS ON TOP OF WARTS INFECTED BY WHATEVER SWINE HE FUCKED ON HIS WAY TO HELL.





He killed Flick.

WARDED TO BETTY.

Hey. Are you busy?

FRIENDS:

Sooo... what are we doing about Montague? I could He’d probably want to duel me so m How serious do we think he is? Do we want to risk assuming he’s full of shit? Has anyone gone to check Patty’s?