DISORDER JOURNALS

Some people are good.
Some people are bad.
Some people are walking veneral diseases
Who smell like a skunk came
All over a jug of spoilt milk.

WARDED TO DMLE.

Reporting a homocide outside my home [address in Brighton]. Victim identified at Felicity Swann. Body appears to have been moved here after she was murdered.

WARDED TO FORMER AURORS.

They killed Luca’s mother. Don’t say sorry. Just help me find whichever fuck did this.

I have just discovered something called "Urban Dictionary" and I am completely floored. So many youthful phrases!

[ORDER]

Today in the MRC a Muggleborn was arrested for withholding her heritage. That Muggleborn was Becca Dunstan. She's in the same year with Angelina, Alicia, Fred and George. I don't know where she's being held or if she's off to Azkaban, but. I wanted you to hear it from me.

... and we should get her parents somewhere safe, too.

GRAHAM.

Is this bullshit part of your arrest warrant game or something?

Becca Dunstan broke the law. I don't think she deserves to be in Azkaban because I don't think anyone deserves Azkaban, but she shouldn't have lied about her blood status.

I see the news slipped out very unnecessarily. The MRC is continuing to work to ensure all those going against the Commission are caught and stand trial. We do not stop searching and it was unfortunate one was so close and falsified documents. We continue are work and know the MRC stands strong.

Question time: Does it say anything about the efficacy of the MRC that they've had one of their own employees arrested for being a muggleborn?

JASPER

I don't know what to say but let me know if there's anything I can do. Delivering takeaway,
alcohol, dart boards with Death Eater faces on them. Just a sample of my arsenal.

LAKSHMI

Can I ask you something I've probably got no business asking you about?

HESTIA

Got a minute?

BBG

I've got my mind set on a couple stories I could use your help with.