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March 12th, 2018


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why is there so much paperwork when you start a new job?

[ DMLE ]
so who wants to show me the ropes?

[ THEA, WILLY, MICHAEL, SINISTRA ]
drinks are on me once i get my first pay.

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Dante, it was bad enough when you killed a muggle just because you couldn’t figure out how to work a portaloo. Was it you or your daddy who killed two just because you can’t figure out how to be a teacher?

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Funny thing about turning 38, the aches and pains are still there when you bend down to tie your shoes. But the shoes find their way across the room. Any pair I picked up did the same thing. But as it turns out, I had a pair of boots that didn't belong to me that were perfect for the wearing.

What's equally as insane is that we're going to have the b we're still living under a state of emergency because evil assholes have undertaken to dissolve our government, kill and disenfranchise rightful Witches and Wizards while scapegoating them and anyone who looks or seems just slightly left of center.

Their tool is fear, of course. But I promise you that there are people in Britain who are working to ensure that you do not have to fear much longer. Please hold on. And if you need us, we'll be there for you.

[TONKS]
Only another couple of months. We should be talking names. If you wanted a star name, I almost feel positive feelings about poor Orion, as he left us his library to pilfer. Oriondorus Lupus Starboy Tonks-Lupin

[ORDER]
Before publishing the list of known and suspected Death Eaters, I wanted to put the list to the group for any additions, insertions or edits. See below and feel free to provide details:

KNOWN (or still living)
  • AVERY, Dante
  • AVERY, Gerald
  • CARROWS, Alecto & Amycus
  • DOLOHOV, Antonin
  • FAIRBOURNE, Layla
  • LESTRANGE, trio of sociopaths
  • MALFOY, Lucius
  • MONTAGUE, Graham
  • MULCIBER, Evelyn (and the daughter from Azkaban)
  • NOTT, Hugo
  • PYRITES, Herbert (the great humberto)
  • TRAVERS, Ignatius
  • ROOKWOOD, August
  • ROWLE, Thorfinn
  • SNAPE, Severus
  • YAXLEY, Bunhead Corban

  • Suspected:
  • Flexible yoga Death Eater
  • Feline obsessed pink loving Umbridge
  • Rosiers (?) for Evan, at least
  • Narcissa Malfoy may not be one, but she is their mouthpiece
  • The Mulciber daughters
  • Fenrir Greyback

  • Worthy of further research
  • CARMICHAEL, Eddie
  • TRAVERS, Ian & Thea
  • AVERY, Keats & Valkyrie
  • LOWE, Sinistra
  • MAX, Clement
  • BORGIN & BURKE, family

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    Hey, question.

    How many people are still "neutral" when it comes to the DMLE? Because they hired known Death Eater Graham Montague as a Hitwizard so. You know. No more mincing around. Hope everyone is smart enough to realise the DMLE is being puppeteered by Chief Death Eater You-Know-Who and I'm inclined to believe that anyone left in the DMLE that is considered "sane" by normal standards are either a.) under the Imperius or b.) being used as hostages somehow or c.) some weird combination of the both.

    Stay fucking safe, everyone that's not a Death Eater or a sympathiser.

    ORDER DMLE
    For the record, I don't think any of the above applies to you.

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    [ MADDIE ]

    [ FORMER AURORS ]
    I'm updating server files tonight + tomorrow unless (Merlin forbid) some shit happens (touch fuckin wood). Figure it's a good time to re-circulate a list amongst us of suspected Death Eaters. Who've you all got down?


    [ MADDIE ]
    Are you still avoiding


    [ FLICK ]
    Happy Mother's Day Hey.


    I have a great joke today. Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

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    There's five days to go until St. Patrick's day and I've kept an eye on Starbeaks. No sign of green anything anywhere yet, do we think they've learned their lesson? Has the novelty drinks craze peaked with accidentally administering love potions to half of magical London? Will the hot beverage world simply return to ordinary tea and coffee from now on? What's the next level of novelty if not? I'm thinking of writing about it.

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    ORDER.
    Right, I'm not really good with the whole feelings shit so I'm just gonna come out and say things. This ain't directed at any one person or anything so don't think it's that even though you bloody well wi since its for all of us, and I bloody well mean that. We've had some difficult shit to discuss the last month or so including today that haven't been easy for people and that's why I think its important we all take a minute to remind ourselves why we're in the Order.

    Remember we're here to help Muggleborns, Muggles, and the oppressed. We're here to fight Death Eaters and Voldemort. Take a good look again at that list of known and still living Death Eaters Lupin posted. That's the enemy and that's who we're up against. I know you all know this, but it's good to take a step back and put that at the forefront of all our minds.

    Everyone in this Order is your ally when it comes down to it even if things get tense when we're talking about awful shit, and we're all we've got when it comes right down to those horrible situations standing up against and fighting against a bunch of evil dark wizards who sure as hell don't give a fuck about any one of us or anyone, who're gonna kill us without question. I've seen and been through enough to know this is true. I also know I'm a crusty old arse too, but believe me when I say I've got each and every one of your backs even if I've had to tell you that your idea is stupid. I think that's true for all of us here.

    Take the evening to remember that, and let's get back up and hit them harder than they've hit us.