DISORDER JOURNALS

Remember to sleep in tomorrow. You don't have to wake up early for The Pitch anymore.

PEONY.

How are things today?

IMOGEN.

I'm assuming Svetlana didn't slash open your throat with a skate?

Happy National Drink Wine Day!*







*In the US, but it still counts.

VIOLET:

How are you feeling?

KEATS & CLEMENT:

Let’s go burn something down.

I should probably get my own place one of these days, shouldn’t I?

[ St Mungo's ]

Hey guys. I don't think I've told everybody yet, but I'm coming back. Tomorrow, actually, so I'll see everyone around!

This one's fun!

( What's your pirate name? )

[ OBLIVIATORS ]

Someone is wearing too much cologne in the office.

[ MALFOY MANORS ]

Is it worth going abroad for a new wand? My replacement isn't quite to my liking.

[ IGNATIUS ]

Did you approach your daughter about joining or did she approach you?

[ CARMICHAEL ]

You didn't need to get me anything. But Tha

[ NOËLLE ]

How do you feel about a holiday?

I must admit that I have no qualms in informing the public that I have little faith in the honour of purported 'good' wizards and witches who let the blatant act of terrorism on Valentine's Day go heretofore unanswered. Irascible terrorists bent on disrupting the activities that support high culture should be named and shamed in kind.

Further acknowledging modernity's inability to hold to honour by catching the terrorists and instead, holding to their own puny love of galleons, I will offer the following: 5,000 GALLEONS TO ANY WITCH OR WIZARD WHO OFFERS INTELLIGENCE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT'S CAPTURE AND INDICTMENT OF THOSE INVOLVED IN THE VALENTINE'S DAY TERROR.

If honour will not pique your tastes, perhaps money shall.

[DEATH EATERS]

And as for all of you, following up on Bellatrix's true and good messaging, I do hope that you are continuing to root out the Order of the Phoenix. They present the last resistance to our Lord's ascendance and your own share in the power and grace of our good society to come.

Do yourselves a favour by forsaking any secondary or tertiary concerns and instead focus on bringing our new world into being.

A bottle of iced wine and a portrait for the first one of you who brings Bellatrix her requested head.

[ORDER]

Maddie Savage reached out to me about joining the Order. I told her the same thing that I'm now going to say to all of you--I think she'd be a true asset to our organisation. She is an Auror-trained duelist, strategist, and investigator with years of intel and experience dealing with all of our favourite Death Eating cretins. They're obviously wasting her at the Yaxley-controlled DMLE, which is in part why she felt compelled to join. I have faith in both her motivations and loyalties: and in case you think that's just the Hufflepuff in me talking, I did check her for Imperius before even engaging in the conversation by having her recount a rather embarrassing incident from my stealth exam that no Death Eater or anyone outside the Aurors would have any business knowing, tyvm.

Let me know, though, if you think this calls for a meeting.

P.S. Should we flood Avery with outlandishly false reports or just let all the galleon-hungry bottom feeders do the work for us? Poor bloke does look desperate. Which is to say, good work to all on that project. It sure did get them into a tizzy, which is a nice change of pace!