DISORDER JOURNALS

[DMLE]

I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED! PERSONALLY ATTACKED.

My home has been set on fire! FIND OUT WHO DID IT.

FIND WHO IS AT FAULT.

FIND OUT WHO GOT MY ADDRESS AND GAVE IT OUT!

[FRIENDS]

I HAVE BEEN ATTACKED MY HOME WAS SET ON FIRE. My cats are safe, luckily but all of my things destroyed. IF you hear anything let me know!

The DMLE does not condone arson.

Wimbourne was getting unbearable anyway.

ROLF.

I don't know which one of you did it and I don't really care to know, but there's a literal bear in my flat. It's stunned, it's unharmed. Go find it a good home or something. [...] Wear a bubble-head charm.

DEATH EATERS.

They tried to attack me by putting a bear in my old flat?? I'm confused.

[FRIENDS - Minus Roger]

ROGER IS A MEAN SADISTIC YOUNG MAN. EVERYTHING HURTS!

[FAMILY & FRIENDS of OLIVER & PERCY]

It would be nice to see you all Saturday morning at 9:00 for breakfast at the Pickled Pig in Soho. It's Muggle so IDs are not required and not recommended. We've got several tables and after we eat, will be off for a weekend in Rio (Christmas present) in which we plan to be married.

We will be eating breakfast, then having a small wedding ceremony, after which we will be going away for the weekend. Oliver has a Christmas present that I left for him in Rio.

When everyone in our family can be present, we intend to have another ceremony. There will be tents and ostentatious floral arrangements. Oliver will wear a white suit and I will dress entirely in black. We will liberate Lucius Malfoy's poor albino peacocks and they will be our ring bearers. It will be the talk of Wizarding London for all of it's progressive glee.

But the truth is, we also don't want to wait. So in the meantime, we are hoping you can see us off. We love you all very much. And when we get back, there is work to do.

[ROGER & OLIVER]

And we're hoping you can watch the pups? They have taken such a shine to you.

[ANGELINA]

ATTACHMENT: .mp4 of Dolores Umbridge having an ashen, shrill hissy @ the Ministry.

If anyone asks, you got this from Clark Kent.