1:09 PM
horoscopes from the onion. more like horrorscopes, am i right?
guess it's good it's my bday week and i can let everyone else make the financial decisions for me! but maybe i'll stay away from the candles on the cake this time.
ROLF
sagittarius
you should avoid making any financial decisions next week, as the pain you’ll be in from all the third-degree flash burns will probably affect your judgment.
guess it's good it's my bday week and i can let everyone else make the financial decisions for me! but maybe i'll stay away from the candles on the cake this time.
ROLF
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