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November 27th, 2017


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Not to jinx anything, but what's the longest Tinworth has gone without an incident in recent history? I feel like it needs an 'x day since last possibly deadly disaster' counter.
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LUCIUS.
There were daffodils and a strange note on my desk this morning.

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#1 - I've taken my phone to Pumpkin TWICE this month and no one can work out why it's stuck on November 12. Which would be pleasant if it meant getting a birthday present every morning, but since it isn't, and it's actually fucking with my calendar notifications, if anyone else wants to take a look at it, please help. Because I've already missed two appointments.

#2 - General reminder that if you're planning on buying a present for the Annual SDW Christmas Drive, please deliver your gifts to the office before December 07 so they can be sorted and distributed on time!

WARDED TO NARCISSA.
Hi Mrs. Malfoy. Do you have a moment? I have a question about work.

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mondays are DUMB. i hate them!! i GUESS this envelope vomiting slugs at me is a clever bit of magic but also slugs ☹☹☹

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I've held it in too long and now I feel like I've got to let it out before my blood turns into mulled wine. Christmas is finally coming to Vane proximity. I've broke out the desk Christmas tree. I might start wearing a jingle bells necklace, even. I'm calling everyone nicknames derived from reindeers. I can feel it coming in the air tonight.

[ EVELYN MULCIBER ]
Good afternoon. I was wondering if you'd have some time to talk with me. I'm doing a series of profiles of notable witches — most recently, I wrote about Jemima Llewellyn, a Welsh Quidditch player who helped the team win, and I thought that it was time to feature a businesswoman like yourself.

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After a week of delegating, I finally have all of my Christmas decorations set up. It probably would've gone a lot faster had I used house-elves, but what's the point of having older brothers if you don't make them do things for you? All that is left is to find costumes for my three fur children.

I haven't decided yet but I think I want one of those giant holiday garden balloon things that Muggles put up. Or is that just an American Muggle thing?

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WARDED TO DMLE MINUS MAN BUN.
Owen is shirtless. My arm is broken. We have a man eating giant fly trap in Upper Flagley, and just fought off Rodolphus Lestrange and some masked kid who is super into Owen.


WARDED TO FRIENDS.
UGH FUCK DEATH EATERS THEY PLANTED A PLANT THAT ATE AN OLD DUDE OUTSIDE ST OSWALDS

Also, my arm is broken and I’m still in the waiting room.

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Kevin drew a picture of the plant that tried to eat me.