DISORDER JOURNALS

[ORDER]

Well, that Gala is likely in full swing at this moment. For tonight, I anticipate a record low in murders and violent crime in general. Coincidence, surely.

On another note, does anyone have spare change to the tune of a mere 210000ʛ?

[Gawain]

I assume that you've heard.

[Sturgis]

I am coldly furious.

RAVENCLAW 08, GRACE, CAI, NORA & RHYS, BILL & FLEUR, SAXON, HESTIA.

It's Baz's birthday next Friday! I don't really want to deal with him pouting all over the place again because we "forgot" his birthday so he's included in this! Baz, please practice your surprised face.

You're all cordially invited to a potluck dinner on December 1st! Bring a dish, bring dessert, bring drinks, bring anything you want as long as it's edible! Bring gifts too, but that's just for Baz. We'll take care of the alcohol but OBVIOUSLY we won't say no to more :)

Thanks!
Chelsea & Gwen, party planners!

ANGELUS.

It's Baz's birthday next week so this is my week-in-advance reminder to be nice to him next Friday.

WARDED TO FRANCINE GOLDSTEIN

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Can I ask you a few questions about something? Nothing personal, I promise.

Now, The Great Wizard Bake Off is nice and all, but I finally started watching the muggle version and it's really fascinating. Like, I can't stop watching. Baking without magic is a lot more high stakes. What is a Stand Mixer and how do I get one?

It is my pleasure to announce my candidacy for the newly vacant seat on the Wizengamot for the district of Tinworth, Cornwall. I look forward to a clean campaign, and humbly ask for the support of our Tinworth citizens. I pledge to you all that I will do my utmost to return this country on a path that we all can be proud of. Come time for the vote December I hope I have earned your support, trust, and vote. Thank you all.

ANGELINA & ALICIA.

Do you have a moment?

KATIE.

Hello, Miss Bell. Do you have a moment?

Cheers to you, Ms. Peony, for a fine gala. I know great deal of galleons shall be donated to the Hospital.

[WEASLEYS & OLIVER & ANGELINA]

Survived the Parkinson gala with little to tell other than the following:

- Malfoys, Traverses, Selwyns, Burkes, Juggs, and Betty Braithwaite were present, amongst others. Some known Death Eaters, others simply (?) Purist
- Peony is a fine dancer and a gracious hostess. I was briefly mistaken for a Greengrass cousin, and browbeaten over not being interested in securing a family connection, but it wasn't long until Linden Parkinson came by to remind Calliope that I am Percival Weasley and on we went.
- Nothing particularly incriminating seeming donated, though I am quite sure the Burke item had some kind of Dark Magic attached (obvious, given their line of business)
- Umbridge is a messy drinker (that I could have told you already) and announced to her table that the Wandless really ought to be sent to workhouses. This is something to keep an eye on because I did spot a Junior Wizengamot staffer with a sparkle in his eye when she started her speech.
- After a few dances, I hopped the window in the loo and found a spot to Disapparate. At any rate, it still makes sense to maintain the ruse. It may yet come to some sort of advantage to help reclaim the government in a lawful manner.

[GAWAIN & CAROLINE]

I have to send you my most heartfelt apologies regarding the legislation passed regarding lessons. The money is impossible unless you are an Avery, a Malfoy or a Black. But in the meantime, I thank you for the time and the instruction you afforded me.

[GAWAIN]

Your paperwork's gone through and not a peep at the Parkinson gala about it. The set we're looking to shock and awe is rather in line to be shocked and awed satisfactorily.

[PENNY]

Can you cast a Patronus? We've discussed all but.