DISORDER JOURNALS

My favourite magical lattes are back! They make you feel like a soft-bodied cephalopod floating through the ocean for several minutes. If you're really lucky, you might change colour a bit. What a time to be alive!

[ORDER]

I don't think it's presumptuous of me to say that I think we're all feeling a little helpless these days, so while we wait for a few things to come to fruition, let's do something productive to pass the time.

There are some Death Eaters we all know—the ones who are vocal about it, the ones who escaped from Azkaban, the ones we've otherwise unmasked—but there are many we do not know about. My question to you folks is this: who else do you think we need to be wary of and why?

I'll start:

Family members of Death Eaters.

Purists who are cuddling up close to Death Eaters.

My seventh and least favourite ex, Humberto, who sent me a dozen dead doves in the post this morning. Charming, really.

Who's on your list of people to watch out for?

[ Death Eaters ]

Before the news gets out (as some whinging vigilante is sure to do sooner or later), the werewolf Lupin seems to have gone missing. Isn't it simply terrible about that poor half-blood child he mauled the night of the full moon? No wonder he's tucked his tail and hid.

And before the question arises, no, we will not be killing him. At least not immediately. He's the best source of information we have about Undesirable Number One's location, not to mention the Order itself. Don't worry, my dears. We've a plan. Once he wakes up again, of course.

Zenobia, dear, I'd like to discuss a few poison ideas with you.



Oh, and if any of you were responsible for the hot air balloon message, I suppose thanks are in order.

[ Mulcibers ]

I'm sorry I've been rather [...] occupied this morning, dears. We will still be able to spend this evening as a family.

[ Narcissa ]

Hello, my dear. I've some dreadful information you simply must run in your paper.

I do so love November. It's refreshing.

Things I learned today in no particular order

• I do not like feeling like a soft-bodied cephalopod floating through the ocean
  
• I do not look good purple
  
• Awkwardly waving at one of the guests at works when the host who is actually waiting for them is behind is facepalm worthy and I will continue to overthink about this for days to come.
  
• I want a cat more than life itself right now
  
• Hogwarts: A history makes a good door stop
  
• I think I can flirt but absolutely cannot
  
• The guy at the coffee place who was trying to point out your were purple and had crumbs on your face was not attempting to seduce you
  
• I will be single forever
  
• My own awkwardness will haunt me for life.
  
• I repeatedly accidentally scared myself with front camera!

How was everyone else's days?

I've returned from my unplugged retreat. A social media cleanse was just what I needed to get back to basics. There's so much negative energy clouding everyone's lives right now. I highly recommend taking a break to rediscover the You. Maybe then you'll finally find the answers you've been looking for.

LESTRANGES + IDK

Get your things. We're going out.

ROBARDS

I'd keep an eye on the sky tonight if I were you.