DISORDER JOURNALS

Today, a 10-year old got nervous about her recital and threw up all over my shoes. How's your day going?

[NORA]

Do you think we should maybe like, do some defense practice with our guests sometime?

Also, happy You Meeting my Family For The First Time and Not Running Away Screaming and/or Dying of Boredom day.

[OLDER HUFFLEPUFF FRIENDS*]

I'm thinking of getting some new board games, anyone have any suggestions? Also, you're obligated to come play them with me.

[CHELSEA]

Are you and your family okay? Do you want a baked mac and cheese?

*Throw yourself in here!

do we know this "callum corner" wasn't also using the floo to watch us UNDRESS?

DEATH EATERS.

what the fuck is diwali? can we ruin it? i HATE ultimatums. especially litigious ones.

The Floo Authority takes the safety of the magical community seriously, and will continue to serve the public at the highest standard.

DEATH EATERS

We're operational. Callum Corner was kind enough to give us ears and eyes in the DMLE breakroom...thank you for your assistance mother.

I imagine I'll be Deputy Head within the week, so we'll have access to just about anything. Perhaps we can have some celebratory drinks for the month's successes thus far? Team building etc

AIDA

Are you still upset with me?

CHELSEA CORNER

I'm sorry a
I did try to warn you
It really isn't a big deal, he's old. People need to start retiring to make room for the rest of us
It's not like he loved it or anything
Your FRIEND Gwendoline misspelled my name as "another employee." If s

I'm sorry, Corner. How is he?

DMLE.

Reports of a Dark Mark in Galway at [COORDINATES]. One of you get over there and clean up the mess.

[FRIENDS*]

ME @ THE DEATH EATERS RN.

Those motherfuckers set a fire in our house! Good thing our neighbors noticed it pretty quick and put it out and the DMLE turned up, so our shit is mostly okay physically BUT NOT AT ALL PSYCHOLOGICALLY. I can only assume they got our address from one of my BLOODY CRIMINAL DEATH EATING CO-WORKERS.

And like what the fuck! I was making A JOKE! You've got the revolutionaries mouthing off every other entry and did any of THEM get their houses set on fire? No! ugh and I'm sounding petty now, it's NOT that I think they deserve it, but WHY ME? This feels like a BIT of an OVERREACTION!

At the rate we're going, all the good people are gonna be dead or emigrated in a year! ME & PRI REALLY LEANING TOWARDS THE EMIGRATION OURSELVES!

idk how I'm gonna tell my parents, their stress levels have been THROUGH THE ROOF since YKW officially came back. They wanted to pull the twins out of Hogwarts LAST summer, they're probably gonna show up there and drag them out and move us all to Antarctica when they hear this!

[OOC: he's still newish, feel free to assume!!]