DISORDER JOURNALS

Hey Draco's mum, if you interview Umbridge again I think you should take some question suggestions from readers. I have a few to start:

- How do you choose who becomes wandless and who goes to Azkaban?
- How does it feel living without a heart?
- What is a cat's way of keeping law & order?
- Were you dropped on your head as a child?
- If a cat died for every muggleborn you imprisoned would you still do it?
- If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
- How far back in your family tree do you find the first muggleborn?
- Did you make Educational Decree Number Twenty-Six because no one wants to be within 6 inches of you?
- How do you feel about the title 'Queen of Snatch'?
- If you throw a cat out a window does it become kitty litter?

I can also come up with suggestions for anyone else you plan to interview, just let me know. Always happy to help.

[Order]

Passed out the first round of supplies to the Wandless today. Keep them all coming, you can owl stuff directly to the shop if you have anything. There's so many of them.

[George]

Think we can somehow can patronuses? Patronus-in-a-can would be a great item for dementor defense. We could even get other order members to donate theirs so customers can have a pick of animals.

PERCY WEASLEY:

Your brother doesn't think I'm mysterious.

What's your schedule this week?