DISORDER JOURNALS

[ Cadwallader Snells ]

Snatchers are definitely looking for mum.

[ Magpies ]

I'm going to be a little late in today. Sorry.

[...] If anyone comes asking for me, I'll be in soon and I'll deal with it.

Gracie, do not take my not being there as an excuse to wrench out your shoulder again. I'm always watching.

Remember to carry a photo ID or something with you when you go out. You might need it when you're not expecting.

I feel like Garfield today. Not the American president.