DISORDER JOURNALS

AIDA, SAXON, & VICTORIA.

Rodolphus Lestrange is strongly hinting I should be getting something for Bellatrix for her birthday. Is this like, actually a damn thing or is he fucking with me? Can I take the risk he's not fucking with me?

If the Prophet is going to publish lists of innocent citizens, I think it's my duty to suspend my subscription. Let's start a list of alternate, reputable media sources. And ... go!

[BILL]

As your wolfy sensei, I feel as though it is my duty to say I hope you're enjoying the hell out of the new moon.

By the way - Happy Birthday, Bellatrix. Hope you choke on cake! ♥

Since the Ministry and Daily Prophet are finally getting serious about our rubbish problem, I suggest they crack down on littering as well. Anyone caught in the act of littering ought to be sent straight to Azkaban, where they spend the rest of their lives on bin duty.

MALFOY MANORS.

Narcissa, when was the last time you purchased new mattresses for your guest bedrooms?

I spilled coffee on myself when I read the paper this morning so I definitely think I'm owed some compensation. I'll take this whole registration thing not happening, I think!

BAZ & GWEN.

Oh my god, first, your show was so awkward today, B. Did he call back?? Second, I have to go home and have a FAMILY DISCUSSION about what to do about this whole REGISTRATION THING and I'll inevitably cry! And Michael will just shout a lot and nothing is good at all ever!!

I know far, far better people than me have moved back in with their parents but no one really warns you about just how awkward it is to start with? Say, when I was a kid I had to account for my every move. I don't feel like I have to now, but it's almost a habit. And don't get me started on the arguments about how my socks really don't need ironing, or the times they forget I'm there and slip into habits from when I was away at school.

The fridge is never empty though, that's pretty good.

And I def. got away with burning their copy of the Prophet today.

Ugh, anyway, it's only going to be temporary.

MAGPIES

So I don't know if you caught the morning edition of the Pitch. I'm not sure what to say about the Ministry and that disgusting list, but I don't think that guy was wrong about the role model bit or the fact that responsibility comes with that. What do you think?

JORDANS (by extension FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY)

I know you all got my "formal" invite for dinner at mine, so where are the RSVPs? I spent a lot of time on those!

BAZ

I'm sorry that happened this morning, I thought you handled it really well.

Cute little list the Prophet published today. Very subtle.


[Tonkses + Remus]

So, I sorted my paperwork, I set my trainees up with new schedules and I'm not going back to work. And I'm furious. They have no right to make us choose between registering and God only knows what, and that disgusting Umbridge woman is sitting here chirping about "nothing sinister!" and oh my God where is the chocolate?

I've been at St Mungos nearly thirty years for fuck's sake.

[Gawain]

So who's going to round up those pesky muggleborns who won't register like that toad of a woman is demanding? I assume that's the next step, although I'll be delighted if you tell me I'm wrong.

[Drew Spinnet]

I sent your new schedule to your omail. I know it's a few days early, but I needed to clear my to-do list. Good luck.