don't drink and apparate don't drink and fly don't drink and floo don't drink and drive
in fact, if you're going to do something stupid, just don't. for once in your miserable lives try to stay away from the stupid ideas that your idiotic minds come up with. especially if those stupid ideas involve magic. if you're drunk and you need to get somewhere then have someone hail the knight bus for you. or else you'll be seeing me and spending a night in the DMLE's illustrious cells.