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ifcwdjd (
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Ze Epiphanee - 6/1/1988
*zrows opeen Guyf's bedreum deur*
'allo! You teux deux remembeur what day eet ees today, dunt you?
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thomaf
2010-05-20 05:38 am UTC
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Eux et leuks beauteeful! :D Eux mon dieu! NNNNIIIGH ZEENK YOU SHOULD BE AN AHTEEST :D
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guyf
2010-05-20 05:45 am UTC
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*blushees* Zank you Thomaf.
*wheespeurs so 'es parents can't 'ear* But you know, unteel zees year, I thought I 'ad lost eet, but just yesteurday I found eet ageen. And Paulf 'as neveur geeveen away ze babee Jesus befaur. I zeenk you were MEANT teux be ze keeng teuxday.
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thomaf
2010-05-20 05:46 am UTC
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*wheespeurs back* Probablee. I just cannut wait to torture Paulf! :D
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guyf
2010-05-20 05:49 am UTC
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>:D
Ohhhh you ahr right, 'e 'as been askeeng feur eet eveur seence you got 'ere. We should pay 'em back feur being a leel sheet by makeeng 'em our seurvant feur ze day.
:| But 'e ees my leel brozeur, so afteur meednight we 'ave teux be civeel teux 'em ageen, kay?
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-20 05:50 am UTC
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So what would you like teux deux today Thomaf and Guyf? Your weesh ees our command ;)
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thomaf
2010-05-20 05:55 am UTC
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'mmm, I zeenk we should go to ze recauwrde shoppe! :D I love leesteneeng to musique!
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guyf
2010-05-20 05:57 am UTC
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Yeah, and we weel take Paulf weef us. I dunt want 'em teux feel bad or left out (WHAHAHAHAHA)
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-20 05:59 am UTC
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Awww, zat ees so nice auf you guys. Just make sure 'e be'aves 'eemself, and you tell me eef 'e maufs auf at all. 'ere ees saum speendeeng monee...
*hands Guyf and Thomaf saum francs*
'ave a geud time!
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thomaf
2010-05-20 06:06 am UTC
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Zank you! :D *skeeps auff 'appilee to ze recauwrd shoppe weef Guyf and drags Paulf along*
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guyf
2010-05-20 06:18 am UTC
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A leel while lateur, ze three boys ahr rideeng through ze dahk tunnels auf ze Paris Metropolitain en zere way teux zere faveureete indie receurd shoppes. Paulf ees scowleeng and chain smokeeng. Guyf and Thomaf look on een amusemeent at ze reaction teux 'es forghced submeesion...
Zut, Paulf, you 'ave alreadee smoked through an eentieur pack auf cigarettes seence we got en ze train. Dunt you zeenk you 'ave 'ad enough?
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-20 06:29 am UTC
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*leuks up indignantlee*
I know what you guys ahr up teux "eenviteeng" me teux come along weef you, and zomezeeng tells me I em goeeng teux need a lut auf nicoteene een my blood.
JUST SO YOU KNOW, you may geet mame and papa teux forghce me teux be your beech, but just be carefeul... eef you pees me auf, I weel nut feurgeet eet.
'ey babeekeeleur, you leuk like a total dope weef zat papeur crown on. Take eet off, people ahr stareeng at us!
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thomaf
2010-05-21 03:27 am UTC
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I DO NUT KEEL BABEES. I WEEL 'AVE MORE BABIES ZAN YOU WEEL EVEUR 'AVE, AND MY CROWN EES AWESAUM. >:(
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-21 03:33 am UTC
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>:D You know, you ahr right. Zat babee Jesus ees probablee goeeng teux seurvive and keep groweeng eenside auf you, like a paraseeteec tween, heh heh heh. And zen one day, KABOOOM!
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thomaf
2010-05-21 03:54 am UTC
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Zat weel neveur 'appen >:( (Eux non, what eef et does? D:) I em goeeng teux geet saum way befaur you, so ZERE! *grabs ceegarettes and stomps on zem*
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-21 04:00 am UTC
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GAHHH, WHAT ZE 'ELL?! Eauxkay connard, zere ees one zeeng you cannut mess weef, and zat ees a man's smeukeeng 'abeet! Eef you actuallee knew 'ow teux smoke, you would nut 'ave done zat!
Guyf, you betteur gimme saum auf yours.
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guyf
2010-05-21 04:04 am UTC
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Humph, you weel nut geet anee fraum me unless you stup being a leel turd and show us royaltee ze respect we deseurve. Fraum naow on you 'ave teux deux what Thomaf says and address 'eem as MONSIEUR.
*'ands Thomaf a cigarette and lights one feur 'eemself*
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thomaf
2010-05-21 04:06 am UTC
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(ZOMG GUYF EES SO COOL :DDD) Yeah! I expect a monsieur fraum now on! >:(
Ze train arrives at ze recauwrd shoppe
NOW EES TIME FOR MUSIQUE AND NO AHGUEENG!
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-21 04:16 am UTC
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*leuks Thomaf square een ze eye and geeves 'eem ze bras d'honneur*
I weel nut deux eet! Weefdrawl I can 'andle.
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thomaf
2010-05-23 02:08 am UTC
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Whatevuer. I do nut suck at smokeeng >:( *smokes perfectlee and blows et eento paulf's face* HA! >:(
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-23 02:09 am UTC
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*waits feur Thomaf teux walk off and teurns teux 'es brozeur*
Guyf, you ahr nut reallee goeeng teux make me call 'eem MONSIEUR, ahr you? Eef you gimme saum cigarettes, I promees weel be quiet feur ze rest auf ze day. :D
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guyf
2010-05-23 02:15 am UTC
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*lights up right een front auf Paulf's increaseenglee despeurate eyes*
Nuh uh, all ze times you made me deux all zat sheet feur you wheen you were ze keeng feur a day, deed you eveur let me off zat easilee? NON. Naow Thomaf ees een charge, so deal weef eet. Mahbe you weel geet luckee ageen next year.
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-23 02:19 am UTC
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'e was nut luckee, 'e CHEATED! I 'ope zees dumbass eends up like all zhose ozeur dumbass friends auf yours and I weel neveur see 'eem ageen next Epiphanee.
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thomaf
2010-05-23 02:21 am UTC
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*over'ears* I DEED NUT CHEAT AND I WEEL NEVEUR LEAVE >:( I ORDEUR YOU TEUX CARREE OUR BAGS FRAUM NAOW ON, MONKEEBOY
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ifcwdjd
2010-05-23 02:26 am UTC
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Paulf narrows 'es eyes at Thomaf, zen leuks oveur at Guyf, who onlee reteurns 'es stare and nonchalantlee takes a drag off 'es cigarette. Finallee 'e turns back teux Thomaf and squeaks out...
Oui, monsieur.
*walks off toward ze receurd shoppe*
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thomaf
2010-05-23 02:42 am UTC
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(O_o Wow, what a beeg change. Deed I do zat?) *default faces but follows Paulf*
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