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thomaf (
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I do nut want to zrow up aneemore D:
Guyf! Can you please teach me 'ow to smoke correctlee? I don't want zat deesasteur to 'appen again. (Alzough 'e 'appened to deseurve et)
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guyf
2010-04-24 02:19 am UTC
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Ees 'ard at feurst, I kneux, when I was a keed I could 'ardlee deux eet. All you 'ave teux deux ees breef reallee. Watch...
'ere. *'ands Thomaf 'es cigarette*
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thomaf
2010-04-24 02:23 am UTC
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*tries to copee* AHEM AHEM HURP *'olds barfcough een* D: Eux merde I em faileure :(
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guyf
2010-04-24 02:26 am UTC
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*Pats Thomaf on ze back and smiles deveeleeshlee*
Mahbe you should just be a nun-smokeur Thomaf. Zat ees, unless you want to try zomezeeng else? Ees kinda, weird, but...
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thomaf
2010-04-24 02:28 am UTC
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Try what? Eet cannut be weirdeur zan zroweeng up on your brozeur on ze feurst da- I mean friendlee 'angout. What ees et?
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guyf
2010-04-24 02:34 am UTC
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*Leuks around to make seure nobodee ees watcheeng*
Eauxkay, just 'old steel, open your mauf- Well, just 'old steel, and breeve en when ze time ees right.
*lights a new cigarette and in'ales deeplee*
Nnnnreadee?
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thomaf
2010-04-24 02:36 am UTC
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Euh sure...:O (EUX MON DIEU)
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guyf
2010-04-24 02:39 am UTC
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*Poseetions 'es face seux close to Thomaf's zat zere leeps almust touch, and ex'ales ze smoke eento Thomaf's mauf*
(EAUX MON DIEU)
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thomaf
2010-04-24 02:48 am UTC
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*turns red* (eux mon dieu ees zees a dream?)
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guyf
2010-04-24 02:51 am UTC
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*Pulls away fraum Thomaf weef a swimmee 'ead*
Thomaf? You can ex'ale naow.
Ut eaux, dunt tell me you ahr goeeng to be seek ageen.
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thomaf
2010-04-24 02:55 am UTC
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Eux non, I em nut seek! Ees just ze 'eat ees getteeng teux me (except for my oveurwhelmeeng case auf love seekness but zat weel nut make me zrow up) I em glad I can smoke weefout seeckness! :D
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guyf
2010-04-24 02:59 am UTC
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'ey you deed nut cough aur almust zrow up! I knew eet would weurk (and eeven eef eet deed nut, eet was steel sexee as 'ell, mmmm.)
Naow we can geux see Phantom auf ze Paradise, 'ow about next Wednesday?
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thomaf
2010-04-24 03:11 am UTC
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Eux, I 'ave zat on tape eef you want to watch weef me. Can I breeng et to your 'ouse?
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guyf
2010-04-24 03:15 am UTC
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You 'ave eet on tape? Urm, well, can't we just see eet en ze theateur? Remembeur 'ow my brozeur be'aved last time? Well imageen zat combined weef ZEES EES MY 'OUSE AND I CAN DEUX WHATEVUER I WANT.
What about your 'ouse Thomaf? You deux nut 'ave anee annoyeeng seebleengs, deux you?
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thomaf
2010-04-24 03:17 am UTC
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Nut seebleengs, but worse. Zere are monsteurs, bof leeteurallee and my fazeur acts like one :'(
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guyf
2010-04-24 03:19 am UTC
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*Pauses feur a momeent to let zat senteence compute... eet does nut.*
Monsteurs?
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thomaf
2010-04-24 03:21 am UTC
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My 'ouse ees 'aunted D: Zere are monsteurs everywhere. Papa told me about zem and I 'ear zem at night D:
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guyf
2010-04-24 03:24 am UTC
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*Laughs and takes drag off cigarette*
Eaux Thomaf, you're 'ysterical.
*Sees zat Thomaf ees nut laugheeng, but mahbe on ze verge auf cryeeng*
... you're srs?
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thomaf
2010-04-24 03:35 am UTC
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Oui D: I know zere aren't manee 'aunted 'ouses but mine ees obviouslee one auf ze onlee ones :(
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guyf
2010-04-24 03:42 am UTC
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Ees okay Thomaf. I em nut afraid auf monsteurs. Mahbe feur once we weel scare ZEM away eenstead auf ze ozeur way around. And your papa, 'ow 'orrible can 'e be?
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thomaf
2010-04-24 03:44 am UTC
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Eux mon dieu, my papa ees so MEAN D: I cannut even BEGEEN to explain 'ees 'orribleness :( Eef you protect me from ze monsteurs zen you can meet 'eem. 'e ees scarieur zan zem even sometimes zough :'(
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guyf
2010-04-24 03:50 am UTC
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(OMG ees 'e feur real?) Dunt worree Thomaf, even eef your papa and ze ghosts take teurns tormenteeng us, Phantom auf ze Paradise ees steel worf eet. Let's deux eet (haha I weesh,) afteur school.
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thomaf
2010-04-24 03:51 am UTC
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Euxkay, I cannut wait! YAYY MOVIE :D (weef guyf! :D)
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