Dhchat crack (12:08:48 AM) Angel (Sirius): I think so but James and Lily's would stop at their twenties cause that's when they died right? (12:08:50 AM) Griff (James): XP (12:08:57 AM) Sara (Lily): yep (12:08:59 AM) Angel (Sirius): their memories I mean (12:09:11 AM) Griff (James): because we're BOOTIFUL (12:09:16 AM) Sara (Lily): we are! (12:09:17 AM) Griff (James): and you're all on magic botox (12:09:32 AM) Sara (Lily): *is beautiful* (12:09:50 AM) Angel (Sirius): Of course you are Lils. Always have been (12:10:27 AM) Sara (Lily): At least SOMEONE thinks I am. (12:10:47 AM) Heather (Harry): right guys (12:10:52 AM) Heather (Harry): im disappearing for a bit (12:10:53 AM) Angel (Sirius): Wouldn't touch you with James's prick but you are beautiful (12:10:54 AM) Heather (Harry): gotta finish a paper (12:10:55 AM) Sara (Lily): ok (12:11:05 AM) Heather (Harry): be back later like maybe (12:11:10 AM) Angel (Sirius): ok (12:11:12 AM) Sara (Lily): What does that mean Sirius? (12:11:17 AM) Heather (Harry) left the room. (12:11:30 AM) Griff (James): I hope to Merlin you wouldn't be behind King James the Second (12:11:37 AM) Angel (Sirius): LOL! (12:11:42 AM) Griff (James): he takes special handling (12:11:51 AM) Griff (James): *pats groin* (12:12:01 AM) Dani (Remus): *shakes head* (12:12:10 AM) Dani (Remus): You're both prats (12:12:12 AM) Angel (Sirius): You are nice to look at Lils, my dear, but that's all you do for me. I want you for your mind only. *winks* (12:12:13 AM) Sara (Lily): Merlin, is that all you think about? (12:12:48 AM) Griff (James): Sex? (12:12:49 AM) Sara (Lily): What do you want, a guy? (12:12:50 AM) Griff (James): Yes (12:12:52 AM) Griff (James): and babies (12:12:59 AM) Dani (Remus): lovely (12:13:03 AM) Griff (James): he has a guy (12:13:05 AM) Angel (Sirius): I have Remus, thanks! (12:13:08 AM) Griff (James): he does dirty things to remus (12:13:13 AM) Griff (James): he doesn't love him for his mind (12:13:16 AM) Sara (Lily): UGH, I give up! (12:13:18 AM) Griff (James): he just wants his body (12:13:24 AM) Sara (Lily): *disappears* (12:13:25 AM) Dani (Remus): I am still here, you know (12:13:34 AM) Angel (Sirius): No I love Remus's intelligence as well (12:13:35 AM) Griff (James): Remus (12:13:41 AM) Griff (James): He doesn't love you for your mind (12:13:45 AM) Angel (Sirius): and his body (12:13:47 AM) Griff (James): He loves you cause you're pretty (12:13:52 AM) Angel (Sirius): that too (12:13:52 AM) Dani (Remus): Thank you, Sirius (12:13:55 AM) Griff (James): like a trophy wife (12:13:57 AM) Griff (James): without boobs (12:13:59 AM) Dani (Remus): ... (12:14:06 AM) Angel (Sirius): Anytime, mate. (12:14:09 AM) Sara (Lily): ...Makes me feel real good, thanks. (12:14:11 AM) Angel (Sirius): No boobs (12:14:14 AM) Rin (Draco/Neville) left the room. (12:14:17 AM) Griff (James): Hey! (12:14:24 AM) Griff (James): My trophy wife has NICE boobs (12:14:33 AM) Griff (James): ... (12:14:33 AM) Griff (James): well (12:14:41 AM) Griff (James): a littttttle droopy since the baby... (12:14:49 AM) Griff (James): Wait (12:14:49 AM) Griff (James): *checks* (12:14:49 AM) Sara (Lily): That's all I am to you, isn't it? Just some pretty bauble to gawk at?! (12:14:51 AM) Griff (James): *gasps* (12:14:52 AM) Dani (Remus): Do shut up, Prongs (12:14:57 AM) Griff (James): THE SPELL (12:14:59 AM) Angel (Sirius): Er... James... you do realize a trophy wife is the second one right? (12:15:00 AM) Griff (James): HE fIXED THEM (12:15:09 AM) Griff (James): Er... (12:15:15 AM) Griff (James): Then Lucius is my trophy wife? (12:15:16 AM) Sara (Lily): ... That just hurts, James. It really does. (12:15:38 AM) Angel (Sirius): UGH. James! Malfoy, that's just gross. (12:15:42 AM) Dani (Remus): Why do we put up with them, Lily? (12:15:57 AM) Sara (Lily): I don't know anymore. *sniffles* (12:16:06 AM) Dani (Remus): Do you think perhaps we were put under the Imperius years ago? (12:16:18 AM) Griff (James): *squeezes the newly re-perkified boobs* (12:16:28 AM) Sara (Lily): Yes. (12:16:29 AM) Griff (James): They're PERFECT (12:16:37 AM) Griff (James): *gives harry a pie* (12:16:43 AM) Griff (James): He's such a pal (12:17:02 AM) Angel (Sirius): Dear Merlin...I just realize how much alike James and I were. *headslamswall* (12:17:38 AM) Sara (Lily): I want a divorce! (12:17:46 AM) Griff (James): no you don't (12:17:51 AM) Griff (James): you want to watch me and malfoy (12:17:56 AM) Angel (Sirius): So does Moony! You can have Tonks! (12:17:57 AM) Griff (James): which will take time to arrange (12:18:06 AM) Dani (Remus): Sirius! (12:18:11 AM) Angel (Sirius): What? (12:18:17 AM) Sara (Lily): If you're going to continue to be a prat and put me down, then I want a divorce! (12:18:21 AM) Dani (Remus): Nothing. Nothing at all. (12:18:47 AM) Griff (James): Hey! (12:18:47 AM) Angel (Sirius): *grin* See, I knew you loved me. (12:18:49 AM) Griff (James): I didn't puit you down (12:18:53 AM) Griff (James): I said you boobs were very nice! (12:19:02 AM) Sara (Lily): *glare* (12:19:07 AM) Griff (James): Um.. (12:19:13 AM) Griff (James): Your hair is splendid too? (12:19:27 AM) Griff (James): And your legs, (12:19:28 AM) Sara (Lily): You should be glad I didn't hex you (12:19:32 AM) Angel (Sirius): *whispers* Her mind you idiot. Complement her mind* (12:19:38 AM) Griff (James): Lily, they're to DIE for (12:19:39 AM) Griff (James): Oh (12:19:41 AM) Griff (James): Uh (12:19:44 AM) Griff (James): and You're smart (12:19:45 AM) Griff (James): for a girl (12:19:54 AM) Angel (Sirius): *slaps forehead* (12:19:55 AM) Sara (Lily): FOR A GIRL?! (12:20:01 AM) Griff (James): Um (12:20:02 AM) Griff (James): Yes (12:20:04 AM) Griff (James): Because (12:20:06 AM) Griff (James): Uh... (12:20:08 AM) Griff (James): OH! (12:20:15 AM) Griff (James): As a rule, girls are smarter than boys (12:20:16 AM) Griff (James): *nods* (12:20:20 AM) Angel (Sirius): Remus we should leave before this gets ugly (12:20:26 AM) Sara (Lily): Because we know when to shut our mouths. (12:20:42 AM) Griff (James): And so, that means that you're the smartest of the smart (12:20:48 AM) Griff (James): Because You're smart for a girl (12:20:48 AM) Angel (Sirius): Lily's going to hurt him and I don't want to get blood on my robes. (12:20:49 AM) Griff (James): not a boy (12:20:53 AM) Dani (Remus): James. (12:21:15 AM) Griff (James): Hmm? (12:21:24 AM) Griff (James): I think that compliment went well (12:21:26 AM) Griff (James): don't you? (12:21:31 AM) Sara (Lily): Hm. (12:21:40 AM) Dani (Remus): For Merlin's sake, please stop talking. (12:21:54 AM) Griff (James): Sirius told me too! (12:21:59 AM) Angel (Sirius): I'm just going to stand over here. *waves* Have fun hexing him, Lils, my dear. (12:22:04 AM) Angel (Sirius): NO I DIDN"T! (12:22:09 AM) Dani (Remus): For Merlin's sake, please stop listening to Sirius. (12:22:22 AM) Griff (James): "HER MIND, JAMES, COMPLIMENT HER MIND!" (12:22:26 AM) Sara (Lily): The men in my life... Why I put up with you lot, I'll never know... (12:22:30 AM) Griff (James): ... (12:22:33 AM) Griff (James): Because I'm sexy (12:22:34 AM) Angel (Sirius): Not like that you dolt! (12:22:36 AM) Griff (James): *strikes pose* (12:22:51 AM) Dani (Remus): Hey, I'm alright, aren't I? (12:23:03 AM) Sara (Lily): Yes, you are Remus. (12:23:04 AM) Dani (Remus): I think you're brilliant *and* beautiful, Lily (12:23:06 AM) Griff (James): You're a gay werewolf (12:23:14 AM) Griff (James): you're like the only gay eskimo (12:23:24 AM) Sara (Lily): Thank you. (12:23:35 AM) Dani (Remus): ((lmfao I can't believe you just had James reference the only gay eskimo)) (12:23:41 AM) Griff (James): Ya know what! (12:23:45 AM) Dani (Remus): ...Brilliant, James. (12:23:47 AM) Dani (Remus): brilliant. (12:23:50 AM) Griff (James): *strides up to Lily* (12:23:54 AM) Griff (James): *turn her around* (12:24:04 AM) Sara (Lily): What are you doing? (12:24:06 AM) Griff (James): "Honestly, my dear. I don't give a damn* (12:24:09 AM) Griff (James): *kisses her senseless* (12:24:18 AM) Sara (Lily): *swoons* (12:24:30 AM) Dani (Remus): *Shakes head* (12:24:32 AM) Dani (Remus): Honestly. (12:24:39 AM) Griff (James): You're Jealous (12:24:46 AM) Griff (James): I charm better than Sirius (12:24:50 AM) Griff (James): and he's a Black (12:25:05 AM) Sara (Lily): He is quite the charmer.. (12:25:07 AM) Angel (Sirius): tag Remus (12:25:11 AM) Griff (James): ... (12:25:15 AM) Griff (James): *shoves remus* (12:25:17 AM) Griff (James): TAG (12:25:19 AM) Griff (James): YOU'RE IT (12:25:20 AM) Griff (James): *runs* (12:25:35 AM) Griff (James): Ya know, sirius (12:25:44 AM) Griff (James): You're lucky James didn't turn your dick silver (12:26:01 AM) Griff (James): bitching over a pair of boob (12:26:06 AM) Griff (James): *snorts* (12:26:10 AM) Sara (Lily): Boobs are fun to play with. (12:26:13 AM) Sara (Lily): Uh.. nevermind. (12:26:18 AM) Angel (Sirius): No worries about that. You wouldn't hurt Moony (12:26:22 AM) Griff (James): Nope (12:26:25 AM) Griff (James): but you wouldn't get any (12:26:47 AM) Angel (Sirius): heh shows what you know. Best of both worlds. Teddy had to come from somewhere (12:27:53 AM) Sara (Lily): Was he an immaculate conception? (12:28:02 AM) Angel (Sirius): I don't think so. (12:28:08 AM) Griff (James): Wait (12:28:11 AM) Griff (James): you're gonna fuck your sister? (12:28:13 AM) Griff (James): ... (12:28:14 AM) Griff (James): well (12:28:15 AM) Griff (James): cousin (12:28:17 AM) Griff (James): close enough (12:28:21 AM) Dani (Remus): Hey! Just because I'm not a prat like the other men in your life (12:28:23 AM) Angel (Sirius): Um Hell FUCKING NO (12:28:26 AM) Sara (Lily): That's just wrong. (12:28:38 AM) Griff (James): he was the one saying it! (12:28:39 AM) Dani (Remus): doesn't mean I don't have... masculine abilities (12:28:45 AM) Angel (Sirius): was talking about Remus you prat (12:28:57 AM) Griff (James): ... (12:28:59 AM) Sara (Lily): What the hell are you talking about? (12:29:05 AM) Griff (James): I'll be sure to turn his ass silver, too (12:29:12 AM) Angel (Sirius): He rides both sides of the fence! (12:29:23 AM) Griff (James): yeah (12:29:25 AM) Griff (James): But YOU (12:29:28 AM) Griff (James): Wouldn't be getting sex (12:29:30 AM) Griff (James): from HIM (12:29:39 AM) Angel (Sirius): I'm not a werewolf (12:29:43 AM) Griff (James): Remus can screw whatever he'd like (12:29:44 AM) Sara (Lily): All this talk about sex... God... Damnit! (12:29:48 AM) Griff (James): ...] (12:29:48 AM) Angel (Sirius): lol (12:29:49 AM) Griff (James): Yes (12:29:55 AM) Griff (James): But if you're special bits are all silver (12:29:59 AM) Griff (James): he can't get near them (12:30:07 AM) Angel (Sirius): and you wouldn't hurt Moony so you can't turn his arse silver (12:30:14 AM) Griff (James): not his arse (12:30:16 AM) Griff (James): your arse (12:30:19 AM) Angel (Sirius): nor my bits either (12:30:29 AM) Griff (James): Your manly bits and your arse (12:30:31 AM) Sara (Lily): Silver bits would be pretty (12:30:41 AM) Griff (James): Moony would make do (12:30:45 AM) Griff (James): He's boinked tonks before (12:30:47 AM) Angel (Sirius): you wouldn't do that with us having to run with him on the full (12:30:59 AM) Griff (James): *snorts* (12:31:01 AM) Griff (James): of course not (12:31:05 AM) Griff (James): I'll wait till it's over (12:31:13 AM) Sara (Lily): *sigh* (12:31:20 AM) Griff (James): Timing is everything (12:31:44 AM) Angel (Sirius): Yeah and Lils is listening to every word you spout off as well *smirks* (12:32:19 AM) Sara (Lily): *smirks as her quick quote quill pauses* (12:33:18 AM) Dani (Remus): tag (12:33:55 AM) Angel (Sirius): Ah, I love a beautiful, intelligent woman. And she's quick with a wand as well. Lils you are a queen among witches. I don't know how James ever captured your heart. (12:34:16 AM) Griff (James): because I'm Dashing when I work at it (12:34:29 AM) Griff (James): *transfigures rose from thin air* (12:34:41 AM) Griff (James): *has it grow into bracelete* (12:34:47 AM) Griff (James): For you, my love (12:34:49 AM) Sara (Lily): Sirius you were always the charmer with words. (12:34:51 AM) Griff (James): *gives it to remus* (12:35:14 AM) Sara (Lily): *glares at James* (12:35:27 AM) Dani (Remus): *whacks James in the head with it and throws it back at him* (12:35:32 AM) Griff (James): Yeah yeah Yeah (12:35:32 AM) Griff (James): Nag (12:35:34 AM) Griff (James): Both of you (12:36:07 AM) Sara (Lily): It is a beautiful rose (12:36:45 AM) Angel (Sirius): *bows* My dear, your heart, and my own as well, both belong to others. I fear all I can offer you is friendship and laughter. (12:37:22 AM) Sara (Lily): One can never have too many friends or too much laughter. (12:38:14 AM) Angel (Sirius): Well then, take all I have to offer and it shall be yours forever more. (12:38:57 AM) Griff (James): ... (12:39:05 AM) Griff (James): *grabs Sirius's hair* (12:39:08 AM) Griff (James): *yanks* (12:39:12 AM) Griff (James): Back off, ponce (12:39:24 AM) Griff (James): *wraps arms around Lily* (12:39:25 AM) Griff (James): Mine (12:39:37 AM) Sara (Lily): *rests head on James' shoulder* (12:40:30 AM) Angel (Sirius): *politely moves Lily aside then decks James* You idiot. That's how you compliment a woman. (12:40:50 AM) Griff (James): *punces back* (12:40:55 AM) Griff (James): and that's how you deck a dick (12:41:02 AM) Sara (Lily): *curls up in one of the chairs* Boys.. (12:41:08 AM) Dani (Remus): I give up (12:41:13 AM) Griff (James): *tackles* (12:41:24 AM) Dani (Remus): Men are idiots (12:41:37 AM) Dani (Remus): I hereby declare myself officially straight (12:41:53 AM) Griff (James): DON'T TOUCH MY WIFE! (12:41:53 AM) Angel (Sirius): *Stuns James* Dammit James I'm trying to get laid! (12:41:54 AM) Sara (Lily): I think your wife will be happy to hear that (12:42:05 AM) Angel (Sirius): I don't want to touch your wife (12:42:14 AM) Griff (James): Remus (12:42:15 AM) Griff (James): Not you (12:42:20 AM) Griff (James): she wouldn't do you (12:42:23 AM) Griff (James): Remus, on the other hand (12:42:36 AM) Griff (James): Good looking, Smart, chivalrous, charming, bookish (12:42:38 AM) Dani (Remus): Lily, dearest (12:42:43 AM) Griff (James): In touch with his feminine side (12:42:51 AM) Griff (James): I TOLD YOU DON'T TOUCH HER, KNAVE! (12:42:59 AM) Angel (Sirius): Oh yeah you're fucked on that score (12:43:01 AM) Griff (James): *whisks her away* (12:43:10 AM) Sara (Lily): *waves* Bye.. (12:43:15 AM) Griff (James): Now (12:43:17 AM) Griff (James): I want sex