Aug. 30th, 2009

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Ficlet: I'm Having a Vision; Sirius/Remus PG

Title:I'm Having A Vision
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 150
Characters: Sirius/Remus, Peter (James was off trying to impress Lily)
Summary: Sirius finds his inner eye.
Prompt: Vision of a Kiss by B52s
Beta: [info]plynn78
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.




I'm Having A Vision )

Apr. 28th, 2008

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Ficlet: A New Man; R Sirius/Remus, Sirius/his hand

Title: A New Man
Prompt: rebirth, cross dressing. Written for April Fic Challenge on Immeritus.
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating:R
Word Count: 500
Characters:Sirius/Remus, MWPP
Warnings: cross dressing, wanking
Notes: Continuation of the sadly wankless: It's May! and Sirius' Frilly Little Problem. I think it stands well enough on it's own, but bits and pieces may make more sense if you've read the other ficlets first.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


A New Man )

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Ficlet: Sirius' Frilly Little Problem, PG MWPP, implied Sirius/Remus

Title:Sirius' Frilly Little Problem
Prompt:rebirth. Written for April Fic Challenge on Immeritus.
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 487
Characters: MWPP, Sirius/Remus implied
Warnings: cross dressing
Notes:Pre-wank. I was to write a ficlet of 500 words or less for an R+ challenge and wound up with 500 words worth of pre-smut. It's also a continuation of It's May! , a ficlet I wrote last year, but this one stands on its own.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Sirius' Frilly Little Problem


"Anyone have Transfiguration homework I can copy?" asked Peter in a timid, squeaky voice.

"You needed help with that assignment, Wormtail?" James asked, incredulous. James called over his shoulder to Sirius' corner of their dormitory, "Padfoot, hear that? He's an Animagus and he still can't do Transfiguration homework."

Peter's cheeks flushed crimson and he mumbled something about wanting to check his answers not really copy, but Sirius remained oblivious.

Sirius' long frame bent over his trunk, hair hanging carelessly about his handsome face and eyebrows knitted together in concentration.

"Oi, Padfoot!" James called louder, causing Sirius to straighten up so suddenly he knocked his head on the lid of his trunk with a sharp cracking sound.

"Ouch!" Sirius exclaimed as he stood up, rubbing the spot that was already rising into a goose egg. "Can't a guy have a minute to himself anymore?"

James backed away. "Down boy," he said while giving the sign with his hands, "no need to get your knickers in a twist."

Sirius moved forward menacingly growling, "And just what's that supposed to mean."

"It means what it means," James retorted, getting a bit irritated himself now. "I ask you a simple question and you bite my head off." Nodding toward Remus and Peter he said, "Come on guys, if Padfoot needs some alone time to get his knickers straightened out, that's just what we'll give him."

Remus and Peter turned to follow James out the door and down to breakfast, but Remus paused and gave Sirius a searching look.

"I'll be fine, Moony," Sirius muttered, not making eye contact. "Just-- just -- I just need a minute. Okay?"

"Okay mate," Moony said with an uncertain waver in his voice, but he shut the heavy oak door and left.

His roommates gone, Sirius turned back to his trunk, opened it, and removed the item he'd been contemplating so intently earlier.

It was a rather small, drab brown box.

Sirius grimaced as he began to open it, then suddenly looked toward the door.

"There's no way they could really know. There's know way they could really know. There's…" he muttered to himself over and over as he used his wand to lock the door and place a charm on it to warn him if anyone did try to enter.

Sirius closed his eyes, took a deep, determined breath, flung open the box and pulled on its contents before he lost his nerve. All the tension in his body relaxed as he gave in to the sensations against his skin. He felt like a man reborn. No one ever had to know.

The contents?

A pair of silky, lacy, petal pink knickers he'd worn for a lark a couple of weeks earlier when he dressed in drag and sang "The Lusty Month of May" in the Great Hall with Dumbledore. At the time he had no idea they were to become his frilly little problem.

Apr. 23rd, 2008

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Fairy Rings: Limerick; Sirius/Remus, Harry, Lily G

Title: Fairy Rings
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #38 Circle
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form: Limerick
Characters:Remus/Sirius, Lily, baby!Harry
Notes: James is off on assignment for the first time since Harry's birth. Remus and Sirius hang about to keep Lily company. (And because James wanted to be certain she was safe.)
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Fairy Rings

Moony, lay with us in this ring.
A Fairy Circle's a magical thing.
We can lay here for hours,
Watching Lily pick flowers.
And if Harry wakes, you'll get to sing.

Apr. 22nd, 2008

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Our Castle: limerick; Sirius/Remus PG-13

Title: Our Castle
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 32 Castle
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating:PG-13
Form:Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: Sirius is sick of the prejudice against werewolves and the toll it takes on his Moony.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Our Castle

Moony, let's leave all this hassle.
I'm going to buy us a castle.
We won't miss a thing,
There you'll be King!
(And I'll be your favorite vassal.)

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Let's Tell: Limerick; Sirius/Remus PG-13

Title: Let's Tell
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 30 Friends and Lovers
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Notes: Yay puppy!love
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.




Let's Tell

No, don't hide under the covers.
It's past time we told the others.
The emotions we share
Are something quite rare.
We are both friends and lovers.

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Lingering Sadness: Limerick; Remus/Sirius (remembered) PG

Title: Lingering Sadness
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 26 Shell Cottage
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Remus' Pov, Sirius, Teddy
Notes: DH Era. In spite of Remus' excited announcement at Shell Cottage, he misses Sirius.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Lingering Sadness

I am thrilled that my son's finally here.
But there's lingering sadness, I fear.
In spite of the years,
I can't stop the tears-
And still wish Sirius was near.

Apr. 21st, 2008

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Appeasing Moony: Limerick; Sirius PG

Title: Appeasing Moony
Prompt: [info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #11 Fizzing Whizzbees
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/Remus
Warnings: Misuse of limerick rhyme scheme.
Notes: Sirius has made Remus angry *again* and wants to make amends.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Appeasing Moony

Moony's angry, I need to appease.
He acts like I'm covered in fleas.
Fanged Frisbees?
Fizzing Whizzbees?
Or me, on bended knees?

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Nightmare: Limerick; Sirius, Remus PG

Title: Nightmare
Prompt: [info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #8 Nightmare
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Remus, Snape. Sirius' POV (Could be Sirius/Remus)
Notes: Marauder Era
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Nightmare

Nightmare

"Wake up Moony. Mate, are you there?
I've just had an awful nightmare."

"Padfoot, you're shaking-
Cold, clammy, and quaking."

"I--I--dreamed I had the greasy git's hair."