Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Family Secrets
Prompt: Sirius/ Albus Severus
Author: dead_sexydexy Dexy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,100~
Pairings: past James/Sirius, imagined Albus/Sirius, hints of future real Albus/Sirius
Warnings: handjobs, blowjobs, masturbation, butt plugs, boy!sex, and chronic overuse of the words fuck and fucker by one James Potter.
Notes: This fails at direct Sirius/Albus, but the prompt promptly fed me a bunny of novella to novel length proportions that I just didn't have time to write. *pokes real life* I'm a huge Marauder Era hor and the contents of James' diary and Al's reaction to them were something I really wanted to write down.
Further Notes: A very Gen, G rated bit of back story is here: Marauders: The Next Generation.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Dubious thanks: to my lazy ass beta. AKA Mr. Dexy. I blame him completely for any technical errors left in this.:p

( Family Secrets )

Title: Friends with Benefits
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #29 L'amitie by Pablo Picasso
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius/James
Notes: James is a bit worried about his close relationship with Sirius when he still loves Lily.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.




Friends with Benefits


Hey there's no need to fear.
We've pass to an new frontier.
Just friends with benefits,
There'll be no regrets.
That's all that's going on here.

Title: What's the Point?
Prompt: phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 13 "Vot is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?"--Viktor Krum
Author: dead_sexydexy in dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, James (Sirius/James if you choose to interpret it that way. I do.)
Notes: Siri-fied Viktor's quote. Sirius only agreed to play Quidditch to help his love life. (Like he needed help.)
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


What's the Point?

What's the point of playing Quidditch?
When in my plan there's a hitch.
How can I score?
After practice I'm sore.
And Hooch says don't snog on the Pitch!