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Oct. 6th, 2009

[info]dead_sexydexy

[info]hp_unfaithful All Re-Mixed Up Challenge Entry

Title: Stolen Moments (This Whirlwind) (Hermione/Draco)
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Summary Was lame and a better one will be put here before posting.
Established Pairings Draco/Astoria, Hermione/Ron
Infidelity Pairing Hermione/Draco
Rating: PG
Genre: Angst-ish Shakespearian Sonnet
Warnings: infidelity
Notes: Draco's POV
Original Story: This Whirlwind by [info]nightfalltwen


Stolen Moments )

Aug. 7th, 2009

[info]dead_sexydexy

He's at Hogwarts... poetry, PG

PIMP:This is my entry for the: I Would NEVER Forget Your Birthday! Fanfic and Poetry Challenge
at Immeritus in celebration of Immy's birthday. If you've never been to the site, it is THE Sirius Black Fan Club. It's chock full of Art,FanFic, Poetry, discussion, and fantastic people. /pimp

Title: He's at Hogwarts
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating:PG
Form:poetry
Characters:Sirius
Notes: This poem is inspired by PoA Chapter 19--The Servant of Lord Voldemort:

Harry remembered what Mr. Weasley had told Mrs. Weasley. "The guards say he's been talking in his sleep…always the same words…'He's at Hogwarts.'"

"It was as if someone had lit a fire in my head, and the dementors couldn't destroy it….It wasn't a happy feeling.. it was an obsession…but it gave me strength, it cleared my mind."


Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


He's at Hogwarts… )
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Dec. 24th, 2008

[info]dead_sexydexy

You're a Mean One, Voldemort; filk, PG

Title:You're a Mean One Voldemort
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy
Rating:PG
Form: filk (song parody)
Word Count 214
Characters: Voldemort
Warnings Rather silly
Notes: Any unfamiliar creatures were pulled from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them. Inspiration also drawn from dishes served at Nearly Headless Nick's Deathday Party.
Comments: are love
Listen: To You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch. (It can be difficult to sing along at times because of differences in rhyme schemes and some rather dodgy rhythms on my part. I think it helps to at least get the tune into one's head before you try to sing it, if you're so inclined.)

You're a Mean One, Voldemort

You're a mean one, Voldemort.
You really are a skrewt.
You're as cuddly as dragon,
You're as charming as a newt.
Voldemort.

You're maggoty haggis,
In a slimy black bowl.

You're a monster, Voldemort.
Your heart's an empty hole.
You're brain is full of death threats,
You've gone and ripped your soul.
Voldemort.

I wouldn't join you if faced with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot troll.

You're a vile one, Voldemort.
You scare Dementors with your kiss.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a hungry Basilisk
Voldemort.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the hungry Basilisk.


You're a foul one, Voldemort.
You're a sentient heap of gunk.
Your heart is full of angry knarls,
Your soul's locked in a trunk.
Voldemort.

The three words that best describe you
are, and I quote: "Psycho. Evil. Punk."

You want Potter, Voldemort.
You're the king of pureblood snots.
Your heart's a putrid rotting shrake
with acid-y green spots,
Voldemort.

Your soul is a barren waste land split seven times
by performing the most deplorable acts of evil
magic imaginable,
hidden away in secret spots.

You infuriate me, Voldemort.
With a fury super-fur-ious.
You're an insane overlordy
And you'll never be my boss.
Voldemort.

You're a three decker doxy and boomslang sandwich
with asphodel sauce.

Apr. 25th, 2008

[info]dead_sexydexy

Masterlist!

Finally finished posting all the limericks I wrote using prompts from [info]phoenix_flies latest drabble-a-thon. If anyone is interested in reading in prompt order, just start here. I haven't checked all the links yet, so feel free to let me know if I've messed something up.

I'm posting this master list according to era, though MWPP era is divided into general, snape oriented, and 7th year sections. Most of these have Sirius featured prominantly. On the ones that are more all MWPP, he was always the standout in my brain when wrote. :D

MWPP Era-- No Snape

Passes for Glasses? MWPP, PG.

Bludger! MWPP, PG

Rainstorm in the Great Hall MWPP, PG-13

Bloody Sunlight MWPP, PG-13

Honeyduke's Finest MWPP, PG-13

Appeasing Moony MWPP, Sirius/Remus, PG

Forgetfulness MWPP, Sirius/Remus, PG

Runes MWPP, Sirius/Remus, PG

What's the Point? MWPP, Sirius/James, PG-13

Divination MWPP, Sirius, PG-13

Wormtail's Troubles MWPP, Peter PG-13 (AU)

Bliss MWPP, Sirius/unnamed canon female, PG

MWPP-- Snape

Alohomora Sirius, Snape PG

Nightmare Sirius/Remus, Snape PG

Which Hex? Sirius, Peter, Lily/James, Snape; PG-13

Slimy Slytherin MWPP, Snape PG

Nose in a Book MWPP (Sirius PoV), Snape PG

What is he? MWPP (Sirius PoV), Snape PG

Did you see what I did? MWPP (Sirius PoV), Snape PG-13

The Prank Sirius, Snape; PG-13

Let's Remember Sirius/Snape; PG-13

MWPP Mostly 7th Year


Our Castle Sirius/Remus, PG-13

Fountain James, Sirius PG

A Gift for Mrs. Black MWPP, Sirius PG-13

Let's Tell Sirius/Remus, PG-13

Rain and Tears Sirius, PG

Eternal Glory MWPP, PG

One Last Walk MWPP, PG

MWPP post-Hogwarts/ First War

Mischievous Fire Sirius, Lily PG-13

It was Just a Couple of Bars Sirius, Lily PG-13

Friends with Benefits Sirius/James, PG-13

It's Your Life Sirius, Regulus; PG-13

First Flight? Sirius, James, baby!Harry, Lily; G

Fairy Rings Sirius/Remus, Lily, baby!Harry; G

Harry's Smile Sirius, baby!Harry; PG

Birthday Fun Padfoot, Harry; AU, G

PoA Era

A Drop in the Ocean Sirius, Harry; PG

Guilt and Grief Sirius, Peter; PG-13

Burn! Padfoot, Wormtail; PG-13

Your Face Sirius/Remus; PG

GoF Era

Margaritaville Sirius, Jimmy Buffet; PG-13

Love and Devotion Sirius, Harry; PG

He's Back Sirius, Harry; PG-13

OotP Era

Misuse of Power Sirius/Remus, Dumbledore; PG-13

Let Him Roam Molly/Arthur, Sirius, Dumbledore; PG

Jeers and Sneers Sirius, Snape, Dumbledore; PG-13

A Romantic Stroll Sirius/Snape (not really); PG

Remembering Andi Sirius, Andromeda, Tonks; G

Why? Sirius, Harry, Severus; AU PG

[info]dead_sexydexy

Mischievous Fire: limerick; Sirius, Lily PG-13

oops! Forgot to post this one with the rest...

Title: Mischievous Fire
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 33 Fire
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating:PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters:Sirius/Lily (not really)
Notes: Lily and James just got engaged. Sirius is a bit tipsy and very silly. :D
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Mischievous Fire

Grey eyes blaze with mischievous fire-
"Come on Evans, you're a terrible liar.
So you're wearing Prongs' ring;
Don't mean a thing.
You know it's me you desire!"

Apr. 23rd, 2008

[info]dead_sexydexy

He's Back: limerick; Sirius, Harry, Voldemort pg-13

Last one, and it's still April '08. Next post will be a masterlist. :D



Title: He's Back
Prompt: [info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #47 Rebirth
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Harry, Voldemort
Notes: GoF Era. Sirius' private thoughts as Harry finishes his awful re-telling.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


He's Back

He's back… in a body…Reborn.
Once again my soul is torn.
It should have been ME
Not my godson, Harry.
To face the evil I scorn.

[info]dead_sexydexy

Did you see waht I did?: Limerick; Sirius, Severus MWPP PG

Title: Did you see what I did?
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #46 Did you see what I did?
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: limerick
Characters:Sirius POV MWPP
Notes: (Confessions really) I totally made up the word skrill to get a rhyme. After that I did google it though. Hee!
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.




Did you see what I did?

Guys! Did you see what I did?
McGonagall nearly blew her lid
When Snivelly's quill
Turned into a skrill,
Then scurried up his nose and hid!

[info]dead_sexydexy

What is he?: Limerick; Sirius, Severus PG

Title: What is he?
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #45 Inferius
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Snape
Notes: Sirius contemplates on Snape.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.



What is he?

Sniv's pasty even when furious.
This, dear mates, has me curious.
Could the pale prat
Not be part bat--
But instead some sort of Inferius?

[info]dead_sexydexy

Margaritaville: Limerick; Sirius, Jimmy Buffet PG-13

Title: Margaritaville
Prompt: [info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #44 Margarita
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius and Jimmy Buffet
Notes:Letter to Harry from Sirius summer between PoA and GoF.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else. Also don't own Jimmy Buffet or the rights to any of his songs. Margaritaville lyrics
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Margaritaville

Just layin' low in Margaritaville.
Met a bloke-Jimmy-lives up the hill.
We spend our days
Soakin' up rays;
And Padfoot charms tourists for free re-fills.

[info]dead_sexydexy

One Last Walk: Limerick; MWPP pg

Title: One Last Walk
Prompt: [info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-d Shore
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Warnings: I cried when I wrote this, knowing how everything turns out.
Notes: MWPP 7th year
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


One Last Walk

One last walk on the shore;
Arm in arm, Marauders four.
As war draws near
We fight past our fear.
Loyal friends forevermore.

[info]dead_sexydexy

Runes: Limerick; MWPP pg

Title: Runes
Prompt: [info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-c Purple Poodles and the Rising Moon
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP
Notes: Sirius is tired of Remus studying and tampers with some runes Remus is trying to translate.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Runes

Guys, I need help with this rune.
O.W.L.S. are coming soon.
Strangest I've seen--
What couldthis mean?
"Purple poodles and the rising moon."

[info]dead_sexydexy

Honeyduke's Finest: Limerick; MWPP pg

Title: Honeyduke's finest
Prompt: [info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 43-b Honeyduke's finest
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters:MWPP
Warnings: Improper use of suffixes.
Notes: It's Moony's birthday and the rest of the Marauders want to get him a present.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Honeyduke's Finest

As mates go, Moony's the divine-est.
He even tries to refine us.
To celebrate his day
In a most special way
Will require loads of Honeyduke's Finest.

[info]dead_sexydexy

Wormtail's Troubles: Limerick; MWPP, PG-13

Title: Wormtail's Troubles
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #43-a "Never trust anything that thinks for itself when you cannot see where it keeps its brain"--Arthur Weasley in CoS
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, pimp!cane
Notes: I think this was not a piece of advice exclusive to the Weasley household. I had to throw in the pimp!cane because, well, I just did. :p Anyway, Sirius is the one who reports Wormtail's problems to the others.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.




Wormtail's Troubles

Wormtail's in trouble again.
Being beaten by Malfoy's cane.
It told him he'd look smart
If he found it's hidden part--

(MPP yell)
Don't trust things if you can't see their brains!

[info]dead_sexydexy

Birthday Fun: Limerick; Padfoot, Harry AU G

Title: Birthday Fun
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: # 42 Children's Laughter
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form: Limerick
Characters: Padfoot, Harry
Notes: AU, Harry's turning 3 and Padfoot is the main entertainment as his party.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments: Yes please!



Birthday Fun

Padfoot bounded into the fray;
Tail thumping happily away.
While Harry and friends
Giggled fits with no ends--
It was the perfect birthday.

[info]dead_sexydexy

Love and Devotion: Limerick; Sirius, Harry PG

Title: Love and Devotion
Prompt: [info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #41 "I don't go looking for trouble, it seems to find me." Harry
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Harry
Notes: GoF Era. Not meant to be slashy, but Sirry shippers are certainly welcome to interpret it in that light.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Love and Devotion

"Trouble always seems to find you?
Harry, I suppose this is true.
But our love and devotion,"
Sirius spoke with emotion,
"is enough to see us both through."

[info]dead_sexydexy

Guilt and Grief: Limerick; Sirius, Peter PG-13

Title: Guilt and Grief
Prompt: [info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #40 Grief
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG-13
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Peter
Notes: PoA Era
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.



Guilt and Grief

New freedom brings little relief;
Still haunted by guilt and by grief.
But I've picked up the scent;
My strength's far from spent.
Peter, your days will be brief.

[info]dead_sexydexy

Remembering Andi: Limerick; Sirius, Andromeda, Tonks G

Title: Remembering Andi
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #39 Childhood
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form: Limerick
Characters: Sirius, Tonks, Andromeda
Notes: Sirius shares childhood memories of Andromeda with Tonks (OotP Era)
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Remembering Andi

I remember Andi from childhood days-
We'd sneak off into the garden maze.
Then down the streets
To buy Muggle treats.
An escape from the Black pureblood craze.

[info]dead_sexydexy

Fairy Rings: Limerick; Sirius/Remus, Harry, Lily G

Title: Fairy Rings
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #38 Circle
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: G
Form: Limerick
Characters:Remus/Sirius, Lily, baby!Harry
Notes: James is off on assignment for the first time since Harry's birth. Remus and Sirius hang about to keep Lily company. (And because James wanted to be certain she was safe.)
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Fairy Rings

Moony, lay with us in this ring.
A Fairy Circle's a magical thing.
We can lay here for hours,
Watching Lily pick flowers.
And if Harry wakes, you'll get to sing.

[info]dead_sexydexy

Nose in a Book: Limerick; MWPP, Snape pg

Title: Nose in a Book
Prompt:[info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #37 Book
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: MWPP, Snape
Notes: Marauder mischief. Peter is the one who speaks.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Nose in a Book

"Hey mates, over there! Look!
Snivellus, with is nose in a book."
The Marauders moved in,
Wormtail started to grin
As Pads turned Sniv's nose into a hook.

[info]dead_sexydexy

Let Him Roam: Limerick; Molly/Arthur, Sirius, Dumbledore PG

Title: Let Him Roam
Prompt: [info]phoenix_flies drabble_a_thon: #36 The Burrow
Author: [info]dead_sexydexy in [info]dexy_demented
Rating: PG
Form: Limerick
Characters: Molly/Arthur, Sirius, Dumbledore
Notes: Despite their differences, Molly worries about Sirius. OotP Era.
Disclaimer: The Potterverse is not mine, I make no money from it, I don’t intend to harm it or anyone else.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.


Let Him Roam

He's going mad Arthur, I fear--
Needs to be where people are near.
Padfoot could roam
Safely through our home.
Ask Albus to let him stay here.

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