Dexy's Demented Diversions

I dunno what happened, but these popped out a while back and I never typed them out. They're really not all that great, but they're not all that awful either. :) (Well, they are but I'm posting anyway.)

1) A clerihew: G Edward/Bella

Edward Cullen
Dazzling, but sullen
Vegetarian vampire
Bella lit his fire


2) *gasp* *shock* a limerick PG Edward/Fangirls

There once was a vampire named Ed
Breathtakingly handsome, undead
Fangirls all a twitter
While he dazzles like glitter
And dream of him snuggled in bed



A/N: Is there something terribly wrong with shortening Edward to Ed? It feels terribly NOT Edward like at all. I think that's why I waited to post. :p