Dexy's Demented Diversions

Title: Why Alice shagged Sirius
Author: dead_sexydexy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:100
Characters: Alice, Lily (previous Alice/Sirius )
Warnings: No actual smut
Notes: I'm working random lines from songs and movies I like into various HP drabbles.
Comments and Concrit: Are always welcome.
Thanks: to plynn78 for the uberquick beta.



Why Alice Shagged Sirius

"Alice!" whispered Lily in a scandalized tone.

Alice nibbled a piece of bacon, "What can I say Lily, I need a shag to clear my mind before exams."

Lily nodded, "I know, but Sirius Black?" She shuddered, making a face before continuing. "What about Frank Longbottom?" she asked. "I thought you fancied him."

"I do, Lily," Alice agreed. "But he's the type a girl dates, not shags for fun."

"Why Sirius?" Lily asked pointedly. "He's arrogant, self-absorbed, conceited, and doesn't have a sincere bone in his body."

Alice grinned, "You're wrong on one count, Lil. His lust is so sincere."