Because this amused me
Got this in the despairmods e-mail account:
Happy Birthday Lord Voldemort!!
According to our records, today is your birthday... everybody here at InsaneJournal would like to wish you a happy birthday!
If you have any interesting birthday stories to share, do let us know! Or better, email them to us and also update your InsaneJournal with them. :) And if you have any questions/comments about the service in general, let us know too... we're real people, not a huge corporation, so we read and try to reply to all email.
Anyway... the point of this email was originally just HAPPY BIRTHDAY!