God, I never get tired of that banner. Even if it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize how appropriately seminal the "Sloppy Seconds" font was. Well, wank harder, banner!Snape, your dysfunctional attempts at a love life have arrived.
And, hey, it's still May 5 in some time zones, so we're totally on schedule. Fashionably late to our own party. Somebody get a round of drinks for dysfuncentine and featherxquill, and see if you can find a suitably embarrassing party hat for caecelia_, our guest of honor.
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So without further ado, onto the first story of the fest.