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Tweak says, "GAHURK!"

John Abbott (john_abbott) wrote in dear_mun,
@ 2009-10-05 23:05:00

At Your Mercy, As Ever v_nocturne_rpg
5 Oct 1891

Dear Writer,

I am astonished by your behavior. While I have noticed in you an adventuresome quality, which has proven entertaining in our brief history, I could not have predicted such an unlikely turn of events, or that you would display such reckless disregard for the comfort of a man such as myself.

I understand that London has a shortage vampires, and that under such circumstances, it is necessary for the undead amongst us to spend time with the living. However, your choice of Mr. Simon Alexander for a companion is of concern to me. Do you realize that, at this very moment, we are involved in a game of chance, and if I lose, he is to drive a stake through my heart?

Yes, of course I understand our vampire lore, but I urge you to spare me both the indignity and the excruciating pain that will result if he is to win this hand.

It is not too late to press the 'delete' button on your writing contraption. I await the outcome of your decision.

Yours,

John

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	lady_elfleda 2009-10-06 03:43 am UTC (link)
	I shouldn't worry if I were you... I've heard she can be quite tenacious to those found within her heart. Unless finding themselves ripped from it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	john_abbott 2009-10-06 03:49 am UTC (link)
	As the newest of her muses, I fear I have yet to earn a place within her heart. What other explanation could there be for such callous behavior? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_elfleda 2009-10-06 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Come, now... A man of the world, such as yourself? I find it hard to imagine you remaining unfamiliar with a young lady's need to toy with her menfolk... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	john_abbott 2009-10-06 03:58 am UTC (link)
	A gentleman does not speak of such things in public. However, if you would like to arrange a private meeting, perhaps she would indulge us in a demonstration. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lady_elfleda 2009-10-06 04:03 am UTC (link)
	It has been a while... I think she rather enjoys to tease me with promised flirtations. As does mine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fanged_lucy 2009-10-06 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Mr Abbot, Sir, I'm not too sure this one's got me best interests at heart, neither. Still, needs must, wouldn't you say? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	elspeth_fry 2009-10-06 03:55 am UTC (link)
	I dare say you are more fortunate than I! Most recently, my dress became caught in the door of a horse-pulled cab and I was dragged along Stanhope Street. A young boy came to my rescue. How utterly mortifying! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fanged_lucy 2009-10-06 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Well, I should think so, too! A lady's prerogative to be rescued if in distress, ain't it? Even if it ain't quite so in practice... Better than being held by the scruff of your neck like a rabbit, though. An experience I've no care to repeat, though it's one I find myself in, at present. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	knownoguilt 2009-10-07 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I'll have you know I make a wonderful companion, one full of wit and social graces. You'll be fine. (Reply to this)