Tweak

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Tweak says, "Just bend the slurry, woman!"

Brigitte (reddest) wrote in dear_mun,
@ 2009-04-11 04:48:00

(last night on earth again)
I'm not happy about the future temporal displacement - if my parents get upset I am finding some way to make every artery in your brain's Willis circle explode, and honey, you know if anyone could find a way it'd be me - but you know what?

Fuck the bitching about it. I can have some fun with this.

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	universally 2009-04-11 04:58 am UTC (link)
	That is the spirit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	reddest 2009-04-11 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm just brimming with it. This happens all the time, anyway. At least it's not Mojoverse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	universally 2009-04-11 05:01 am UTC (link)
	I personally am looking five kinds of forward to giving my brother a swirlie. Can it be done? I mean to find out. Mojoverse. What. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reddest 2009-04-11 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Unless he has some sort of swirlie-prohibitive superpower, probably! Mojoverse. The fun just doesn't start. Ruled by this tool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	universally 2009-04-11 05:06 am UTC (link)
	He's shorter than I'm used to. It'll be a learning curve for everybody! Well, that's...that is, ain't it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reddest 2009-04-11 05:09 am UTC (link)
	You realize that eventually he will grow up and remember this. Which just means you need preemptive blackmail material. Unfuckingfortunately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	universally 2009-04-11 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Ten to fifteen steps ahead of you. I guess it's nice knowing it can always, always be worse. ...much, much worse. And grosser. And significantly more inconvenient. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	rulesrulesrules 2009-04-11 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Might as well, if we're gonna be stuck. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	reddest 2009-04-11 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Beats throwing a tantrum. Besides, I'm given to understand there's not an excess of authority figures, so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rulesrulesrules 2009-04-11 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Tantrums are only useful if there's someone around to give you what you want. That I can stand behind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reddest 2009-04-11 05:15 am UTC (link)
	I've always been kind of vehemently opposed on the basis of pride. So I was thinking of ice block races, if it can be arranged. Ever seen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rulesrulesrules 2009-04-11 05:21 am UTC (link)
	Well, if you were to throw a tantrum ever, it would be best if there were actually people around to remedy it. (Personally, I think they're a little useful sometimes.) I pretty much require knowledge of this right this very instant because it sounds like the coolest thing ever. No pun intended~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

reddest
2009-04-11 05:24 am UTC (link)

I can see the usefulness, sure.

Okay, first thing we need is 5-10 boys from the nearest high school - seniors preferred, college freshmen will do in a pinch but can get kind of cocky and I don't even want to spend time knocking their asses back down to where they belong - and a bunch of tequila. Mix well for about a half hour. Then we need an ice rink, at least ten sizable blocks of ice (easier to find than you'd think!), and then I will proceed to strip these drunk-ass adorable boys down to their boxers and make them race for our entertainment. I, personally, will probably join in, but your preferences may vary.

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	andstars 2009-04-11 05:21 am UTC (link)
	This whole post concerns me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	reddest 2009-04-11 05:26 am UTC (link)
	And why on earth is that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andstars 2009-04-11 05:27 am UTC (link)
	It's got very little to do with earth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reddest 2009-04-11 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Uh-huh. Okay, why in space is that, smartass? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	andstars 2009-04-11 05:29 am UTC (link)
	That. Exactly that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reddest 2009-04-11 05:31 am UTC (link)
	You seem a little flustered. I think you should just enjoy the vacation. I'll help! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	solar 2009-04-11 11:39 am UTC (link)
	...some deep buried part of me wants to say "Hi, I'm a DC", but I can't figure out why. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	reddest 2009-04-11 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Well, Mr. DC, how do you feel about ice block racing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solar 2009-04-11 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Considering the circumstances, I'm sure I could get used to it, but it just seems so cheap and exploitive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reddest 2009-04-11 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, don't worry, after a while, you get to enjoying that part! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	solar 2009-04-11 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Whatever you say, ma'am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reddest 2009-04-11 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	You and I are going to get along amazingly. I can feel it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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