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sidra! ([info]universally) wrote in [info]dear_mun,
@ 2009-04-09 00:06:00

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Sooooo.

Lord Toolbox of the Douche Brigade is going to be a tiny little boy-man.

Sweet lord, it is like Christmas in here. brb rocking your world.

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 08:40 am UTC (link)
Sidra. Sweetie.

I'm going to be totally fair here when I say that even at differing ages, any version of me will still be your big brother.

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 08:41 am UTC (link)
Oh except for the part where he won't.

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 08:42 am UTC (link)
Roundabout logic doesn't make it true.

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 08:44 am UTC (link)
That is loser talk.

And do we know why that is loser talk?

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 08:45 am UTC (link)
Sidra.

What do I do for a living?

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 08:46 am UTC (link)
Strand me on the Twelfth Moon while I am paying for your ass's hotel room that you are not in.

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 08:50 am UTC (link)
One, you are not paying for it because mom gave you the money, and two, it was an important meeting I was in this morning. THREE, my job as late has been 'keep one SIDRA out of prison.'

On another note, about that meeting.

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 08:51 am UTC (link)
First of all, she gave it to me, therefore it is my money. What is this logic failure, Mr Bigshot Lawyer?

Secondly what about it.

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 08:53 am UTC (link)
I'm going by parent logic, actually. It trumps lawyer logic every time.

I bought you a present, but if you're just going to be bitchy I'll just tell them I don't want it.

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 08:54 am UTC (link)
Sir, in the immortal words Baby Sinclair, NOT THE MOMMA.

...what kind of present.

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 08:57 am UTC (link)
... Honey, that show is both before your time and before my time. It is barely in mom's time frame. (If you have a frying pan, I swear to god.)

One that requires a three hour meeting at eight o'clock in the damn morning to finalize and will probably put me in debt anyway for ten years.

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 08:58 am UTC (link)
Why so prejudiced against dinosaurs, Little J? (I don't know what you're talking about.)

!! What are you doing! What are you doing what are you doing what are you doing. Did you buy me a planet.

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 09:00 am UTC (link)
I am not prejudiced against dinosaurs. (Of course.)

No, I did not buy you a damn planet.

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 09:01 am UTC (link)
Iiii don't know if I believe you. (It's a soup pot. You can't wear a frypan as a hat.)

You should think about it for my 21st.

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 09:04 am UTC (link)
I used to watch the show, it is just a little before your time, baby sister. (I don't want a soup pot for a hat.)

You of all people do not need to own a planet. In fact, you're not going to own this, either.

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 09:06 am UTC (link)
So is Elvis, but you thought that was cool. I'm sensing a double standard here, I don't know how that makes me feel. (Yes you do. We'll match.)

Incorrect. Also, since that one time when you were really hungover you actually signed it when I wrote up a contract for your soul, everything that's yours is actually mine.

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 09:08 am UTC (link)
Elvis is the goddamn King. (No.)

You're stalling from figuring out what it is. Also, it was never notarized so it never counted. Basically you have a nice autograph.

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 09:12 am UTC (link)
My brother is my biggest fan, awwww.

Sometimes I like surprises. Also: the sound of your tortured soul's eternal damnation.

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 09:14 am UTC (link)
You say this like it's a surprise.

Well, I can't fucking bring it to you. I'm not feeling very tortured, really. This is not an invitation to try harder, I have a shredder right next to me and I know how to use it.

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 09:18 am UTC (link)
I say it is only my due.

Big brother, if you didn't mean it to be an invitation, why did you put these pretty gilt edges on it when you addressed it to me?

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 09:20 am UTC (link)
I am continually surprised that your head fits through doorways.

Well, most people are nice when their brothers drop several hundred thousand, I'll just put that out there.

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 09:23 am UTC (link)
That was the least funny prank ever and highschool is over, FEEL FREE to stop reminding me.

I am still entertaining the possibility that you have purchased Alcatraz at this point.

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 09:24 am UTC (link)
Sweetie I was not even talking about that.

No, I have not bought you Alcatraz. It's smaller, and close...r to home.

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[info]universally
2009-04-08 09:26 am UTC (link)
Well, good, because it was fucking hurtful.

...is it like Alcatraz in some kind of, I don't know, inherently prisonesque kind of a way?

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[info]legalcounsel
2009-04-08 09:27 am UTC (link)
You're a trooper.

... Well I mean, there are bars but it's not really a prison or anything like it, no.

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