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Tweak says, "yer MOM'S a tweak"

Ellie "Kitton" Masterson (kittengoneawry) wrote in dear_mun,
@ 2009-04-04 21:40:00

SO.

When do I get to go waterskiing over sharks like the goddamn Fonz?

And shack up with that other guy?

And burn more shit?

WHEN?

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	choirboygonebad 2009-04-04 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Hey now, no jumping the shark, we're only just getting started. And as for that other guy... tell you what. I'll distract his wife for you so you can make your move. ;) As a matter of fact, I was talking to a guy about an arson job just this morning. You want in? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kittengoneawry 2009-04-04 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	But I want to, bitch! Hahaha, you are ON. You'll be bored in five minutes, tops. I AM NOT GOING TO BE JEALOUS. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. How about you do the work and I reap the benefits? I like this plan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	choirboygonebad 2009-04-04 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Babe, I'm nobody's bitch. ;) C'mere and let me show you what I am. ;) Oh yeah, and you'll put up with him telling you that you can't break things or set them on fire for how long, exactly? I know you do. Sure you don't want to make stuff burn on this one? I mean, aside from your toothbrush. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kittengoneawry 2009-04-04 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're MY bitch, bitch! It's called topping from the bottom, duh! I say we mount a gun or rocket launcher on Mikey so he can be an assault-o-gator instead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	choirboygonebad 2009-04-04 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	You're getting one serious spankin' in a moment. Oh, let me introduce you to topping from the top. I'm pretty damn good at it. ;) And that idea has some seriously awesome potential. Oh hey, I'm thinking of feeding some of those Jehovah's Witnesses to him. Do you think he'd get indigestion or anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kittengoneawry 2009-04-04 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Ha. Like THAT would happen! BITCH. More like whipped topping, Redi-Whip! Like Prince?! He's just a snack though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	choirboygonebad 2009-04-04 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Babe, I can put you over my knee any time and make you love it. ;) Hey, I'm not averse to food-games. But that's not all you're getting. Prince better not show his squeaky purple ass around our place or I WILL feed him to Mikey. And his little back-up singers too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kittengoneawry 2009-04-04 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	I am calling your bluff, BITCH. Oh? Is that so? Don't you touch Apollonia though! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	choirboygonebad 2009-04-04 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, that's it. Your mouth is getting washed out. Which do you want, soap, or "awesomesauce?" That is absolutely so. What'll you do if I touch her? Jump a shark? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kittengoneawry 2009-04-04 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	HAMBURGERS. AND FRIES. Bitch. Blow all your alts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

choirboygonebad
2009-04-04 09:38 pm UTC (link)

If you're good, you might get those after.

You don't show much variation. And I don't understand why my mun doesn't let me call you "bitch" right back, but she won't. Something to do with an "overriding affection" or some shit like that. I think she's making this stuff up as she goes.

Ohhhhhh, yeah, that's what you want. Unlimited Mike Anders Peen. Too bad most of them have other Ellies already, isn't it? I wouldn't mind a taste of those girls, myself...

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	kittengoneawry 2009-04-04 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Variation?! I never heard you complain before! Hahahahaha, you are totally PWNED. Bitch. There is nothing wrong with that! About the former. I could always find a way to ship them off somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

choirboygonebad
2009-04-05 09:15 am UTC (link)

I'm just suddenly a little confused as to why I haven't fed you to Mikey. My mun says it's that "overriding affection" shit again. Hey, have you noticed that I get to say shit but my gene donor can only say crap? I am more badass than him.

Tell you what... ship them to me and I'll keep them distracted while you're riding the Anders Peen Train. I have plenty of rope.

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	kittengoneawry 2009-04-07 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh YEAH? And I'm suddenly confused about why I haven't fed YOU to him either! I canNOT believe what you're going to DO TO ME OMG. I BET YOU WILL OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! AM I NOT ENOUGH?! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	chelicerae 2009-04-04 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	You get to go waterskiing??? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kittengoneawry 2009-04-04 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck yeah! Wanna go? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chelicerae 2009-04-06 09:28 am UTC (link)
	UM YES (If they'll let me ::::( ) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kittengoneawry 2009-04-07 06:31 am UTC (link)
	GOOD Because I am really tired of that scrub up above! (Reply to this) (Parent)