First things first: I don't eat my mates as a matter of course, okay, it's a choice and not a compulsion! So don't say that, you'll scare people. Related to this, never call me a maneater, it's overly simplistic.
Secondly, do I really need a 'sugar daddy'? I have to be making some money some other way because depending on that sad sack will get me nowhere. Plus, it'll get me out of the house and meeting people, which is always a good thing. I can't stay inside all day!
And finally, I have a name now, stop calling me spiderloli! >::::P