Dear Aunt Amy,
I'm hating you right now after today.....I understand you're worried about me meeting a guy online....he's 30. I'm 19. So what? Age is but a number...also theres the fact we wont be alone. My parents will be there. So will my bestest friends. I've talked to him on the phone countless times, even said a quick hello to his mother, whom is fond of me so far. You brought me to tears, telling me I'm stupid and not street smart for buying him tickets to see me. Who are you to tell me that?! You've made more mistakes than me and you're a fuckin COP! So what if I'm not so experienced in street smarts. Explain to me how I'll learn a damned thing if you or anyone else wont let me make my own mistakes? I swear to Calypso if you hurt him, I'll be on your ass so fast, your head will spin. When he gets here, he'll prove it he's not after me like some rapist. And when he does, dont question my judgement. Better yet, hand write me one hell of an apology for putting me through hell today when I was stressed enough.
No love from your neice, Jessica
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Dear rest of my family,
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUSINESS! It's not your life, it's mine and I plan to live it how I desire, not how YOU LOT want me to!
Pissed off, Me
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Dear Wendy,
You walked out on Kristina last night with Patty, leaving Kristina by herself. Where do you both go? Right into the bar to drink. Dumbass. Do you have no shame?! You come back today to have another drink at the bar, only to be BANNED. You talked to Chris. She said you were immature. Know what? SHE'S RIGHT! You treat me and Kristina like SLAVES and pick on us when we know how to do our job. Good luck finding another job.
No love from your ex co-worker, Me
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Dear Patty,
WTF?! What the hell was that you pulled last night on Kristina!?
Confused Co-worker, Me
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Dear Umbreon,
I miss you so much. I love you. 5 more days till you get here....I cant wait. You'll prove my parents wrong. I know you will. Please call me when you get back from your uncle's funeral.
Much love, Glaceon
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