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20th-Aug-2017 09:36 am - Compatriots Once Again (One-Shot; LM/AW)
Title: Compatriots Once Again
Author: LadyBelz
Summary: Arthur and Lucius have a surprisingly unique friendship.
Characters: Arthur Weasly, Molly Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy
Genre: AU Second Year One-shot
Rating: PG13 for language
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers, including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Notes: I don't remember when I wrote this. Found it shoved in a drawer when I was looking for something else, so I think I may have written it at work on one of my former overnight shifts some years ago.

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Flourish & Blotts, normally crowded with students and parents gathering books for the new year, was doubly crowded this particular day. The news that famed monster slayer and six-time winner of Witch Weekly's Best Smile, Gilderoy Lockhart was there for a book signing caused females both young and old to crowd the place.

Harry and his friends had just escaped his clutches and were set to leave when they were stopped on the way out.

"Weasley!" snarled the blonde, still angry about the raid upon his home some days before.

"Malfoy!" came the angry retort.

The two adversaries glared at one another. One wrong move, one wrong word, and wands would most likely be drawn.

"Arse." came the whisper, no one sure who spoke it.

Just like that, wands were disregarded as fists came into play. All anyone could do was stare in shock as the two rolled about on the floor, throwing punches left and right.

That was until well-aimed "Petrificus Totalis" from two different directions froze the combatants into place.

Two sets of eyes, one gray, one blue turned toward the doorway where two very angry witches stood.

"Arthur William Weasley!" screeched the voice of his wife, Molly.

"Lucius Abraxas Malfoy!" came the more dignified voice of his wife, Narcissa.

Both women stared at the two men, glares so frosty they could have been in the Arctic. Draco stood on one side of his mother while Harry, Hermione, and the other Weasley children stood a bit behind Molly.

"Um ... hi?" Arthur grinned.

"Hello, dearest." Lucius tried, a pink tinge to his cheeks.

Neither woman was falling for it.

Rumor has it you could still hear the echoing shouts of the women all around Hogsmeade for nearly a week.

Through it all, Arthur and Lucius could only grin at one another - Compatriots once again.
27th-Oct-2014 11:48 pm - Unforgivable (Gen)
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Title: Unforgivable

Author: LadyBelz/LadyBahiya

Rating: M (mature)

Warnings: Language, violence, and Draco is NOT a nice person.

Pairings: None

Timeline: DH AU in which Snape lived.

Summary: The ICW and the Ministry had it wrong. There were 4 Unforgivables...not 3.

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers, including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.


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Severus Snape was having a really horrible day. It started with his 3rd year Hufflepuff/Slytherin class when one of his own Slytherins, Damion Markenson decided it would be a fun idea to toss salamander eyes into a Hufflepuff girl's Shrinking Solution, causing a pea green sludge to explode all over the poor girl. Not only did the girl lose every stitch of clothing on her body, but every inch of hair as well. She had to be transferred to Saint Mungo's for treatment and he had to watch one of his own be expelled from Hogwarts for the first time in history.

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28th-May-2014 01:06 pm - Bright Green Eyes (One-Shot HP/DM)
Whoa...my first HP/DM one-shot in probably 2 years. Should I be scared?


Title: Bright Green Eyes
Author: LadyBahiya
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Summary: It's hard to resist when those eyes are staring at you.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers, including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.


"Draco..."

"No."

"Draco..."

"No."

"Oh come on..."

"No."

"Please?"

"Harry, no."

"Pretty please?"

"No."

"But..."

"No."

"Fine." Harry stomps out of the store, leaving Draco behind. Sighing, Draco looked down and was caught by another pair of bright green eyes.

"Damn." he sighed, going to the shop owner to make the purchase. Harry would owe it to him later. He walked out of the store with the cute puppy with the bright green eyes and wondered just how he got suckered into it.

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24th-Aug-2012 12:53 am - Fic Rec! Harry/Voldemort - "Roadkill"
Title: Roadkill
Author: Piper Julian
Archived @: Fanfiction.net
Summary: Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

Lady B's Observations: Do not be reading or drinking anything when you read this. I laughed for 5 minutes straight while I was eating M&M's and nearly choked. My stomach is pleasantly sore. ^_^
19th-Oct-2008 12:58 pm - *Drabble* Tedium
Title: Tedium
Author: Lady B
Pair: Draco/Harry
Word Count: 228 words
Rating: PG
Summary: Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. ~Thomas Szasz
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's note: For the Slythindor100 LJ Comm Challenge #94, picture prompt #2


Draco walked into his home, more tired than he'd ever been in his life.

He thought working for the Ministry would be rewarding and exciting. But it was dull and tedious and left him with a migraine and the urge to quit on a daily basis.

It also made him question why he did it. What was there for him to make him suffer the tedium day in and day out?

He walked into his bedroom and stopped. He stared at the figure laying in his bed, a shaft of moonlight caressing the angles and planes of the body he'd come to love.

"Harry." he whispered. Harry shifted in his sleep, causing the sheet covering the lower half of his body to slide down his legs. Draco saw he was only wearing black briefs, and his shifting exposed one rounded buttock to Draco's hungry gaze.

Harry must have sensed him there for his eyes slowly opened, their sleepy green focusing on Draco immediately. He smiled and whispered Draco's name in a husky voice.

Draco melted. He took off his own clothes and joined his lover in bed, inhaling his scent. He kissed the chest beneath his chin as he felt Harry's hands caress his back.

This is why he did what he did. Because he had something to look forward to at the end of his day.

Fin.
6th-Sep-2008 08:42 am - *New Drabble* Stuck On You (H/D)
Title: Stuck On You
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry+Draco, Snape
Challenge: LJ's HPFanfic10x10 table prompt – practical
Rating: NC17
Summary: It was practically a given that when you introduce certain aspects of nature, with certain human aspects, chaos will ensue.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.

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24th-Jun-2008 02:27 pm - *New* What Once Was Broken (one-shot)
Title: What Once Was Broken
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Severus/Harry, Draco/Harry
Genre: Alternate DH Universe in which Severus survived, Harry and Ginny never got together and Draco was nice (sort of).
Summary: Ask me why I keep on loving you when it's clear that you don't feel the same way for me... the problem is that as much as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you.  ~Author Unknown
Rating: R for language
Warnings: heartbreak
Challenge: IJ/LJ AWDT Comm prompt: "I can't do this anymore."
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's Note: This does not start off happy.



"Well? Do you have anything to say or are you going to sit there and say nothing – as usual?"

Harry stared at the man across from him, his green eyes dull with pain. He closed his eyes and slowly set down the spoon he had been holding. Taking a deep fortifying breath, he opened his eyes and pinned the other man to his chair with their intensity.

"I can't do this anymore." Harry said in a soft voice.

Broken hearts... )
12th-May-2008 02:17 pm - *Fic Drabble* Silence Is Not Gold
Title: Silence Is Not Gold
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100 words exactly!
Summary: Throughout the dawn of time, there is one thing that will drive any sane man absolutely insane. And that's being ignored.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's note: For prompt #75 from my [info]hpfanfic10x10 table – silence. I forgot I had this table lol.

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"Are you going to talk to me?"

"..."

"I didn't mean to do that to you."

"..."

"How many times must I say I'm sorry before you'll believe me?"

"..."

"Well say something, damn you!"

"..."

"Oh I get it...the silent treatment."

"..."

"Argh!"

"..."

"All right, I give! You win!"

Draco smiled and looked at his boyfriend.

"That was all you had to say, Harry." Draco grinned, holding out his hand. Harry gently placed the pilfered Snitch in Draco's palm and leaned over their brooms to kiss him gently.

"Prat." Harry snorted as Draco's team mates whisked him off the field for their celebration.

-Fin-

HPFanfic10x10 Table

071.Explode 072.New 073.Mystery 074.Fracture 075.Silence
076.Oppose 077.Ancient 078.Misery 079.Delirium 080.Practical
27th-Feb-2008 08:08 pm - *New Drabble* Actions Are Louder Than Words (H/D)
Title: Actions Are Louder Than Words
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Ginny/Draco
Rating: NC17
Warnings: slight non-con, language, m/m, slight het, wanking, voyeur!Harry, voyeur!Ginny
Summary: Never in a million years did Draco Malfoy imagine coming awake to see Ginny Weasley's mouth on his cock. What the hell is he going to do now? Answer: Absolutely Nothing!
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's Note: Just a bit of craziness that came to me – you guessed it – sitting on the loo at work. Using this week's [info]awdt prompt: What do you want from me?

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Wrapped in the arms of Morpheus, Draco Malfoy was dreaming. It wasn't his usual dreams of world domination and hundreds of muscled, oiled men at his disposal. It was dreams of sinfully pink lips surrounding the throbbing flesh between his legs. Of calloused, Quidditch-toned fingers stroking and rolling his balls in their loving embrace.
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12th-Feb-2008 11:16 am - *Older Fic* It's Raining Men...Hallelujah!
Originally posted Sept.21.2006

You should see the expression on my face right now. I can't stop grinning over this one, I spanked that bunny hard for biting me...

Title: It's Raining Men...Hallelujah!
Author: Lady B
Pair: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17 (I finally wrote some smut!)
Warning(s): Wall sex, Foursome (sort-of), Language, Crossover (implied but not specified), Voyeurism
Word Count: 1424 words
Summary: Draco hated the rain, always had and always will. And no one was going to change his mind...
Disclaimer: I wonder if JKR is a closet slasher? Oh...these are hers by the way. I just like them doing The Nasty when my mind feels its necessary to relieve stress.
Author's note: For my hpfanfic10x10 table prompt #343: umbrella. I got hot and bothered writing it, so I can imagine what it will be like for those of you reading it. Not a songfic! I just like the title! Brownies if you guess who the other couple is.
Additional Disclaimer: Not responsible for under aged readers. Observe the warnings and age of consent laws for your part of the world and we'll get along fine.


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Dammit, I hate when it rains!

Rain, rain, go away... )
12th-Feb-2008 10:43 am - *Older Fic* Passionate Perfection...Or Why There Is Beauty In Narcissism
Would you believe I'm still going through old journal entries? I'm almost done with 2006 and have all of 2007 left to go through.

Originally posted Sept.18.2006

It only took me twenty minutes to come up with this.

Title: Passionate Perfection...Or Why There Is Beauty In Narcissism
Author: Lady B
Pair: Harry/Draco (established)
Genre: fluff
Word Count: 386 words...WHOOHOO!!! I'm so proud of myself.
Rating: G
Summary: Draco's daily ritual as seen through the eyes of Harry.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author note: hpfanfic10x10 prompt #344: neat

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Beauty Within )
25th-Jan-2008 10:52 am - *Old Fic* And Baby Makes Three
Originally posted September.14.2006

Title: And Baby Makes Three?
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco and ???
Rating: starts at a tame PG and ends at an NC17
Word count: 542 words!!! (Finally something less than 1000!!)
Warning(s): language, cauldron explosion of the Longbottom kind, snark, implied m/m smexxing
Summary: Oh shite! That wasn't supposed to happen!
Disclaimer: JKR is way more imaginative then I'll ever be and I bow to her greatness.
Author note: For prompt #347 lullaby from my [info]hpfanfic10x10 table. I had an idea for this a few days ago and it finally solidified in my brain so I had to get it down quick before I lost the muse.

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Lullaby )
25th-Jan-2008 07:06 am - *Old Fic* A Life Less Ordinary
Originally posted August.31.2006

Title: A Life Less Ordinary
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco (established)
Rating: Slightly over an R
Genre: Romantic Fluff
Warning: slight frottage
Word Count: 1682 words (Why can't I ever write anything under 500 words? LoL!)
Summary: Draco inadvertently reads an entry in Harry's online blog, and gets some insight into their relationship.
Author Note: The website listed in this fic is NOT REAL. Do not attempt to check the url for it does not exist. This is for prompt #350: diary from my hpfanfic10x10 table. This was written when I had no internet for 15 days. I would have done more but it was the only prompt from my table I could remember.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

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6th-Nov-2007 04:48 am - *Drabble* Sweet November
Title: Sweet November
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco (established)
Rating: PG13 for language
Word count: 100 words exactly...that's only the second time that's happened to me.
Summary: What a way to wake up
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Challenge: for GJ's we_ship_hd_here November prompt: a chill in the air.



The door quietly opened and a figure eased into the room.

The person sleeping in the bed was unaware of the danger slowly approaching.

One side of the duvet was lifted as hunter stared at prey.

A hand reached out slowly, waiting for the moment to attack.

Contact!

And then...

"Draco Malfoy, I'm going to fucking kill you!" Harry shrieked as Draco's freezing cold hands jerked away from him, the blond running from the room. Draco's laughter echoed down the hall as Harry tried sorting himself out of his tangled sheets.

"I hate November." Harry grumbled as he flopped back.
7th-Oct-2007 09:53 am - *Old Fic* You're Worth It
Originally posted July 31, 2006

I spent all day working on this, seems like...between driving my mom to a doctor's appointment and running her boyfriend all over the place, I probably would have posted this about 4 hours ago lol.

Title: You're Worth It
Author: Lady B
Genre: Romance
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG13
Word Count: approx. 2300 words
Summary: Harry turns 26 today and Draco gets him something really special.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Brothers Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: This satisfies three conditions: #1. jamie2109's AWDT prompt: Take the last full sentence on page 30 of a book (Not HP or the fandom you're writing in), #2. A birthday fic in honor of Harry Potter's 26th birthday and #3. prompt #346: Pet from my hpfanfic10x10 table.

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7th-Oct-2007 07:12 am - *Old Fic* The Soft Goodbye
Originally posted July 28, 2006

Title: The Soft Goodbye
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry + Draco (established)
Rating: PG13
Genre: Romance in the face of Tragedy
Warning: Character Death
Word Count: about 2070 words
Summary: Harry gives his life to save the ones he loves.
Author Note: This is a song fic based on Celtic Woman's “The Soft Goodbye”. This is prompt #349: Goodbye from my hpfanfic10x10 table.
Warning #2: I had to re-read this twice to check for spelling, punctuation and flow...and all 3 times (including when I was writing it), it brought tears to my eyes because it hit close to home for me. If you want to read this, bring tissue. If character death squicks you, don't read this at all.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. All song lyrics contained within are the property of their respective owners and I do not claim them as my own.

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The Soft Goodbye )

If you would like the song "The Soft Goodbye", please email me and let me know.
4th-Oct-2007 09:40 am - *Old Fic* Duo Érotique: A Dance in Two Acts
Originally posted July 26, 2006 as comment pr0n for [info]eeyore9990...and my very first Snarry.

Title: Duo Érotique: A Dance in Two Acts
Author: Lady B
Genre: Pure Unadulterated Smut
Rating: NC17
Word Count: Not including E's - 2451 words
Warnings: m/m sexual acts of a graphic nature (dub-con) including but not limited to frottage, oral stimulation, and anal penetration
Pairing: Snape/Harry (my first Snarry!), implied Draco/Harry, mentions of a future Blaise/Hermione
Summary: Snape shows just how...flexible...he can be. After all, he IS a Master of his trade.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Additional Disclaimer: The following story contains sexual acts between two males. Please observe all warnings, ratings and any ages of consent laws for your section of the world before you read. The author will not be held responsible for poor judgment on your part.
Author Note: This is comment pr0n for [info]eeyore9990 from her ficlet “Pink Leotards, Tutus, and Toe Shoes” or “Professor Snape Does Swan Lake”. I may have mentioned something about Snape yanking Harry's tights down around his ankles and “devouring” Harry to the root, making his eyes roll up into the back of his head. She wanted to see that happen.

EDIT: This won't make any sense to you until you read E's fic first. Just thought I'd mention that.


Borrowed from E's fic:

He turned to leave, only to be completely shocked and, yes, aroused, by the sight of Snape bent completely over, his head touching his knees as he stretched. Harry whimpered and the sound was loud enough to draw Snape’s attention.

From his position with his head hanging upside down, Snape looked incredibly funny as his eyes went wide and mouth dropped open from his upside-down position. Harry took a few tentative steps forward and opened his mouth, unsure what he was going to say until it came pouring out.

“Sir, I’m sure I won’t prove to be at all decent at this, but I feel confident that if you would be willing to teach me, I will submit myself to your mastery.”

Snape stood, turning around, and his eyebrow cocked in a disbelieving way, even as his eyes strayed to Harry’s crotch, where his cock was standing almost straight out from his body.

“Submit to my mastery, Potter?”

“Yes, sir,” Harry said, licking his lips. “At ballet… and anything else.”


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On to the pr0n! Hey, that rhymes! )

So...how'd I do for my first Snarry?
2nd-Oct-2007 04:00 pm - *Old Fic* If It Looks Like A Duck...
Originally posted July 14, 2006

Title: If It Looks Like A Duck...
Author: Lady B
Genre: Pure Unadulterated AU Crack!
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Snape/Lupin, Lucius/Sirius
Rating: NC17
Warnings: crazy misuse of bodily functions and language
Summary: No summary...I want to surprise people.
Disclaimer: JKR does it too! You know she does!
Author's Note: DO NOT ASK WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I CAME UP WITH THIS! I was at work, I was tired, I was on a break and I was sitting in the loo when this occurred to me. Harry and Draco are over the age of consent.

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I have no excuse for this other than the fact that I'm slightly insane )
2nd-Oct-2007 03:44 pm - *Old Fic* Reversal of Fortune
Originally posted July 8, 2006

Someone needs to explain the meaning of "Drabble" to me lol...

Title: Reversal of Fortune
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17
Warnings: boy snogging, language, slight frottage
Word Count: 1295 words
Teaser: But he was beyond caring as he felt Harry wrap Quidditch-toned arms around his back, his hands resting on the globes of Draco's arse, squeezing roughly but gently.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations based on the books by JK Rowling. No money is being made with this story. This is just me simply having a little bit of fun with Harry and Draco.
Additional Disclaimer: Due to the nature of this fic, this author will not be held responsible for any underage readers who may come across this. Please observe any warnings, ratings and any legal ages of consent for your part of the world.
Author Note: This is for enchanted_jae's (livejournal) monthly drabble challenge. The prompt: Draco tugged Harry into a heated kiss used at the beginning of the story.
Summary: Blaise bet Draco 100 Galleons to kiss Harry Potter in front of everyone at breakfast.



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28th-Sep-2007 03:31 pm - *Old Fic* Misadventures of the Muggle Kind
Originally posted 06.25.2006

Title: Misadventures of the Muggle Kind
Author: Lady B
Genre: 100% Total AU Crack!
Word Count: 453 words, give or take
Pairing: Harry and some vaguely mentioned blonde.
Summary: It's Sunday, it's Family Day, and someone wants to play a Muggle board game...
Author Note: I had the insane urge to write this, the bunny wouldn't leave me alone. This is for the AWDT prompt of “It's your turn; here's the dice.” And I actually got it under 500 words this time! Go me!
Disclaimer: I own 4 HP dvd movies and none of the books. JKR owns everything else. Although Tri-Star Pictures might have a say about some of this.

In the jungle you must wait / 'Til the dice read five or eight. )
23rd-Sep-2007 03:18 pm - *Old Fics* The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been A Slytherin & Pride And Cunning (Complete)
Title: The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been A Slytherin
Author: Lady B
Rating (this chapter): NC-17 for the sex and language
Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Summary: Ron Weasley liked to pretend he was stupid. His closest friends didn't realize he was actually very smart. So smart in fact, he set up a certain Slytherin with a certain Gryffindor and no one realized it was him until the end.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I do not. I bow to her greatness.

Title: Pride & Cunning
Author: Lady B
Rating (this chapter): NC-17 for the sex and language
Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Summary: Successful in his attempt to hook up Harry and Draco, Ron sets his sights on his DADA teacher and the Hogwarts Potion Master, who have been sharing discreet (so they thought) looks at the teacher's table.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I do not. I bow to her greatness.
Author Notes: This is a sequel to “The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been a Slytherin”. This one is a bit longer and it's from several different POV's. Oh...and HBP did NOT happen – AT ALL. DUMBLEDORE LIVES, PEOPLE!!
23rd-Sep-2007 11:43 am - *New Fic* Cocksure
Title: Cocksure
Author: Lady B
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Severus/Lucius/Remus
Rating: PG13 (Trust me!!)
Word Count: 528 words
Summary: Draco has a very bad habit of walking in on the tail-end of a conversation. What's worse is when he drags Harry along for the ride.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: This lovely piece came to me while I was straightening the nuts section at work. I was staring at a can of cocktail peanuts and suddenly burst out laughing as this idea came to mind. Set in The Silence of Silence universe, just after Harry's fight with Ron (and if you haven't read Silence yet then you must be living under a rock). Enjoy!

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~Fin!
18th-Sep-2007 01:29 am - *Older Fic* Blue
Originally posted 05.12.2006

Title: Blue
Author: Lady B
Genre: RPS (see author's note and disclaimer)
Rating: I'd say PG13 but I'll settle for R just because of who's in it.
Pairing: Tom F/Dan R
Summary: Tom's a little...blue
Word count: 685 words
Author's Note: This is RPS aka Real Person Slash. If this kind of thing squicks you immensely, I suggest you skip this immediately. This ficlet was inspired by a recent picture of Dan I came across that you can see by clicking [here].
Disclaimer: I do not know Tom Felton or Dan Radcliffe or any of the other actors and actresses from the HP movies. I know neither one is gay but they are both real good friends. I intended no harm with the creation of this ficlet. All things Harry Potter are owned and operated by JKR - batteries not included. *Poem used in this is not mine and I've forgotten where I found it.

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Blue... )
13th-Sep-2007 02:38 am - *Birthday Fics*
My birthday was Monday, and some of my friends wrote me fic based on prompts I gave. Here's the list, listed by what journal they were posted to. I still have one or two coming so this list will expand in the next few weeks.

Insanejournal

[info]quite_grey wrote Dungeon Days and Dungeon Nights: Things get a little different in the dungeons when the sun goes down...

[info]sirenprincess wrote Kitten Therapy: After a stressful week Severus and Harry take Draco on a Muggle shopping trip to a pet store. Guess who ends up with a kitten?

[info]elfflame wrote Harry/Draco with my prompt black panther

[info]alisanne wrote Animal Behavior: Things change for three men as they integrate new companions into their lives. It's a sequel of sorts to [info]sirenprincess's Kitten Therapy

Livejournal

[info]enchanted_jae wrote Cellular part 1: Harry calls Ron to see if he wants to do something, but he decides to play a prank on him first. Part 2 will be coming in the form of another birthday fic for someone else, so keep an eye out.
11th-Sep-2007 04:21 am - *Older Fic* Marriage & Migraines
Title: Marriage & Migraines
Author: Lady B
Word count: 1,133 words (Version 1)/ 1,650 words (Version 2)
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Public blowjobs
Summary: Harry gets lost on the way to Ron and Hermione's wedding.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I simply like the pretty boys turned to men.
Author notes: [info]jamie2109's weekly AWDT challenge. This week's prompt: “Can we go now?” I did 2 versions of this story...the longer version has a little bit of backstory in it regarding Voldemort and how Harry killed him. And I went over the 500-word limit again lol.

1. This way to the short version...

2. This way to the long backstory version...
21st-Aug-2007 01:49 pm - *Old Fic* The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been A Slytherin
Originally posted February 13, 2006

Title: The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been A Slytherin
Author: Lady Bahiya ([info]ladybelz)
Genre: Crack!
Rating: R for the language and implied Man!Sex
Word count: About 1490 words.
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Summary: Ron Weasley liked to pretend he was stupid. His closest friends didn't realize he was actually very smart. So smart in fact, he set up a certain Slytherin with a certain Gryffindor and no one realized it was him until the end. Ron's POV.
Author's Note: That damn bunny is at it again!! This little piece of Valentine crack came to me at 1:30 this morning while I was at work. It's short. Don't kill me.
Disclaimer: I'm not Jo. I'm not getting paid. I have a very strange imagination. Humor me.
20th-Aug-2007 12:39 pm - *Old Fic* A New Kink
Originally posted January 26, 2006, this was inspired by Michael Flatley's music documentary "Feet of Flames"

Title: A New Kink
Author: Lady Bahiya
Pairing: Draco/Harry (established)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: A/U crack!fic
Warnings: leather, toys and voyeuristic tendencies
Summary: Harry has a sudden fascination with a tap dancer. Draco is about to find out why. Takes place the Summer of '98, after they've graduated.
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR. “Feet of Flames” belongs to Michael Flatley. The plot is all mine.
A/N: Sorry for the long back story. I needed to do it to explain how Draco and Harry came to be together. And this little ditty is based on my current obsession with “Lord of the Dance” and Michael Flatley.

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Wanna smell my crack? )
16th-Aug-2007 07:38 am - *Old Fic* Life's Little Parody (one-shot)
WARNING: THIS IS RPS (Porn Star!Tom/Porn Star!Dan) with a side dose of Draco/Harry! If this squicks you, click that 'x' button at the top right of your screen.

Originally written in November 2005

Title: Life's Little Parody
Author: [info]ladybelz
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Tom/Dan (yes you read it right)
Word count: 911 words
Genre: A/U
Rating: NC18
Summary: They say that sometimes life imitates art. They didn't know how right that statement was.
*A/N*: I am apologizing right now because this story came to me while I was napping last night before heading to work and it sank it's teeth into me and wouldn't let go. And because of the "reality" of this, I'm apologizing in advance if someone is offended by it. But don't say I didn't warn you.
*Disclaimer*: I am not the fabulous JK Rowling, nor do I wish to be (ok maybe a little). Harry Potter belongs to her and her alone. I am not making any money from this story nor do I intend to. I'm just playing within the world she has so wonderfully created. I do not know Dan Radcliffe, Tom Felton or any other actor from the movies in a personal sense and meant no harm by the creation of the following story. It is simply a figment of my own sick & twisted imagination. Everyone will be safe, sound and whatever sexual preference they may be when I am done. Thank you.


Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. )
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