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20th-May-2016 03:46 pm - Darkest Midnight Fic Archive
I've decided to rebuild my fic recs archive. It will no longer just be exclusively for slash fics. It now covers all genres through all timelines including het and other odd pairings. I hope you take a look, and feel free to rec something. :)

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11th-Aug-2015 04:28 am - *Fic Rec* How I Met Your Father
How I Met Your Father (95500 words) by dracogotgame
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter/OMC
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Lily Luna Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Additional Tags: Crossover, Adopted Children, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Flashbacks

Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story.

30th-May-2015 02:38 am - The Price of Valor by weasleywench
Title: The Price of Valor
Author: former lj user weasleywench
Status: Complete
Pairing: Disabled!Harry/Healer!Draco
Rating: NC17
Summary: What happens when someone you hate needs you more than anything else? When it's life or death, either battle to the end, or die trying.
Warnings: DH compliant, but ignores the Epilogue. Invasive medical procedures. Angst, Language, Lemon, Lime, OOC, Original Character(s), Smut, Violence, Slash
Author's note: Rating for later chapters: For the avoidance of any and all possible doubt, this story features a lot of plot and character development. The smut is quite a long way off.

It seems that the author has disappeared from the fandom and has deleted all her fics, including any fic archives she was a member of. I asked around and someone was kind enough to share their copy with me. I have disabled comments to this post. If you want a copy of this fic, Click Here to Download PDF.
30th-May-2015 02:19 am - Cyane Snape's The Man In Draco's Bed & [Sequel] Grandpa's Little Angel
Title: The Man In Draco's Bed & [Sequel] Grandpa's Little Angel
Author: former lj user cyanesnape
Status: Complete
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17
Summaries: The Man In Draco's Bed: Lucius is hysterical…actually he would rather be dead. Draco has arrived at Malfoy Manor just in time for the Christmas Holidays…with his new husband, Harry Potter-Malfoy. The Malfoy Code of Honor™ demands that Lucius protect his new son-in-law and Voldemort is coming for Christmas dinner! Grandpa's Little Angel: No one should have to suffer through two meltdowns, but Lucius Malfoy’s luck has run from bad to worse for the last four years. It all began when Harry Potter became his son-in-law.
Warnings: Angst, Language, Lemon, Lime, OOC, Smut, Violence, Slash

This is another one of my favorites that has disappeared from fanfic. I have disabled comments to this post. If you want a copy of this fic, Click Here to Download PDF.
21st-Aug-2014 04:14 am - Fic Rec: Inspected by No. 13 by
Title: Inspected by No. 13
Author: Clell65619
Archived @: FanficAuthors.net
Chapters: 3
Status: Complete
Genre: Humor
Timeline: The Triwiz Tourney
Pairings: Harry/OFC
Summary: The night before the first task, Harry discovers that his plan to out fly the dragon is doomed to failure. With no other choice, he makes a desperate play that actually works. Sometimes, escaping can be a trap of it's own.

Lady B's Observations: Had me laughing from beginning to end.
24th-Jun-2013 12:23 am - Fic Rec: Enough Is Enough (HP/FGW Triad fic)
Excerpt from "Enough is Enough" Chapter 21: The Goblins have decided enough is enough and help Harry overcome Dumbledore's manipulations. This is going to be fun.

Fudge had had enough. The Aurors hadn't been able to get to the boy because of some shied of sorts. It was time to call in the help.


The air started to get chilly as the creatures answered the call. Some students began to panic and flee as far away from the doors as possible, making the teacher's table very crowded. The ones Harry taught had drawn their wands. Harry quickly had Lady Hogwarts place a shield over the student body. She wasn't all that happy to allow these creatures in but he's asked so nicely. He planned on showing Fudge just who he was dealing with.

The six remaining dementors closed in on him. He smirked.


Prongs had a grand old time scaring away the buggers. Prancing around it tossed them around and gave a couple a good kicking. The dementors knew they were beat. All but one fled the scene, the remaining one backed into a corner.

With Prongs at the ready Harry approached the last one.

What happened next would go down in history.

'Hey buddy, want a hug?'


'Aww come on gimme a hug. You know you wanna'.


'I'll be your best friend'.

His joke backfired when he suddenly had an armful of sobbing, he thought it was sobbing, dementor. Prongs jerked towards him, before realising Harry wasn't in danger and faded away. The dementor was letting out wails and other such noises that Harry couldn't understand, but he was pretty sure the dementor was talking. And he'd be right. If he were able to understand dementor speech, he'd hear:

'You called me buddy! *sniff* No one's ever *sniff* called me buddy before! *sniff* No one's ever even *sniff* hugged me before! I just want a *sniff* friend! Everyone runs away *sniff* from me! I'll be your best buddy for ever and ever! *sniff* I won't steal your soul or *sniff* make it all cold! I'll be good *sniff* I promise!'

The entire school population stood in astonishment as Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, stood soothing a wailing creature of darkness.

It would appear that Potter manor would be having another house mate.

Fudge and the Aurors began to back away slowly until they reached the corridor, where they proceeded to run all the way to the gates and apparate to the ministry.

Arrest Harry Potter, not bloody likely!
26th-Feb-2013 12:44 am - Fic Rec - Tight Squeeze
This had me laughing so hard!

Title: Tight Squeeze
Author: AlbaLark
Rating: PG13
Characters: Hermione, Madame Pomfrey, Hagrid
Setting: Second Year, just after Hermione was petrified
Archived @: Archive Of Our Own
Summary: Overheard in the Hogwarts Infirmary
24th-Aug-2012 12:53 am - Fic Rec! Harry/Voldemort - "Roadkill"
Title: Roadkill
Author: Piper Julian
Archived @: Fanfiction.net
Summary: Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

Lady B's Observations: Do not be reading or drinking anything when you read this. I laughed for 5 minutes straight while I was eating M&M's and nearly choked. My stomach is pleasantly sore. ^_^
5th-Feb-2012 09:09 am - Fic Rec: Rumor Has It (H/D)
Title: Rumor Has It
Author: HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack
Summary: There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries.
Archived @: Fanfiction.net
Rating: T

My observations: You know how it works; Person A tells Person B a secret then Person B tells Person C only Person B gets the words mixed up and by the time the secret reaches Person Z, the whole story has changed. Yeah, this is one of those. And it's funny. :-)
3rd-Dec-2011 05:27 pm - Truest Christmas Wish - I rec this every Christmas season
It's that time of year where I rec the one Snarry Christmas fic that always makes me cry. I've rec'd this one every year since I've read it (4 years now).

Title: The Truest Christmas Wish
Author: Constant Vigilance
Pairing: Snarry
Summary: A rewrite of a traditional Christmas story, Harry Potter style.
27th-Mar-2010 10:57 pm - *Fic Rec* Poison Pen by GenkaiFan
It's been quite some time since I rec'd a story. Came across this one in a fic rec community and gave it a read...it's pretty good!

Title: Poison Pen
Author: GenkaiFan
Archived @: Fanfiction.net
Characters/Pairings: No pairings - Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Filius Flitwick, Ragnok, The Goblins of Gringotts, et al
Rating: PG13
Summary: Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Status: WIP with 25 chapters, last updated March, 26, 2010
5th-Jul-2009 11:01 am - *Fic Rec* You Had Me From... (H/D) by La Nuit
Title: You Had Me From...
Author: La Nuit
Archived @: HPFandom.net
Rating: Mature
Status: WIP @ 7 Chapters, last update July, 5, 2009
Genre: Post-War, Romance, Humor, H/C
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Summary: Post-war and a lot has changed at Hogwarts. The Golden Trio return for their seventh year and Harry learns just how very powerful words are...

Lady B's Observations: Harry doesn't think he's gay, especially gay for one Draco Malfoy, and he sets out to prove it...but the rest of the student body can clearly see that he is. The river of De Nile is long and paved with good intentions.

You'll definitely laugh at this one. Updates are slow but worth the wait.
20th-May-2009 12:09 pm - *Rec* Draco The Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren (Harry/Draco)
Title: Draco The Cowardly Lion
Author: Lomonaaeren
Archived @: Fanfiction.net
Summary: When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better?
Genre: AU Crackfic
Rating: PG13 for implied sex
Status: Complete One-shot

I only have 1 thing to say...
10th-Apr-2009 09:30 pm - *Drabble Rec* Welsh Hills (H/S) by [info]celandineb
HP ficlet: Welsh Hills [Harry/Severus, general]
Title: Welsh Hills
Author: [info]celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Rating: general
Length: 239 words
Summary: Harry persuades Severus to take a brief holiday.
Note: For [info]ladybelz who wanted Harry/Severus, hiking.
30th-Mar-2009 02:21 am - *Fic Rec* Broken Wings (H/S)
Title: Broken Wings
Author: Snapegirlkmf
Archived @: Fanfiction.net
Characters: Severus/Harry father/son relationship
Rating: PG13
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Summary: Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task,Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape, who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Status: WIP @ 6 chapters, last updated March 30, 2009 - updates once a week.

Lady B's notes: An animagus story with a twist. From what I've read so far, it's very good. And you must bear witness to a whiny, bitchy "Please don't tell daddy on me" Draco. It's amusing to watch.
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