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9th-Sep-2008 06:11 pm - *Update* Just A Girl Chapter 4
Title: Just A Girl
Author: Lady B
Genre: AU Het
Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry
Rating for this chapter: PG
Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived?
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps.

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Chapter 4: Idle Threats

"There is a Potter in Slytherin, Albus! I won't have it! Put him – her somewhere else!" Severus had been ranting ever since he'd come to.

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..::..Chapter 5..::..

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..::..Prologue..:..Chapter 1..::..Chapter 2..::..Chapter 3..::..
6th-Sep-2008 08:42 am - *New Drabble* Stuck On You (H/D)
Title: Stuck On You
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry+Draco, Snape
Challenge: LJ's HPFanfic10x10 table prompt – practical
Rating: NC17
Summary: It was practically a given that when you introduce certain aspects of nature, with certain human aspects, chaos will ensue.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.

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Read 'Stuck On You' )
2nd-Sep-2008 08:02 am - *Fic Rec* It's Good To Be A Slytherin by [info]enchanted_jae
Title: It's Good To Be Slytherin
Author: [info]enchanted_jae
Pairing: D/H
Rating: NC17
Warning(s): Explicit sex, grudging consent, use of a toy (For purposes of this fic, characters engaged in sexual activity are over the age of 18.)
Summary: Draco Malfoy has come into possession of some rather sordid pictures of Harry Potter, which he uses as leverage to get Potter in his bed.


Yay for Slytherins!!!
2nd-Sep-2008 07:41 am - *Fic Rec* To Touch A Unicorn
Title: To Touch a Unicorn
Author: Lomonaaeren
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Profanity, references to sex, heavy angst. DH Spoilers, but ignores epilogue. Possible rape referenced in the background, though it didn’t happen. Hurt/comfort.
Summary: Teaching at Hogwarts is more than Draco ever expected to aspire to after the war. He would be content if not for two things: Harry Potter visiting to give lectures on Defense Against the Dark Arts, and those bloody unicorns.
2nd-Sep-2008 06:51 am - *Fic Rec* PS Sorry 'Bout That
Title: PS Sorry 'Bout That
Author: Realmer06
Rating: PG
Characters: Harry, Vernon, Dudley and Petunia
Summary: About a month after the final battle, Harry receives a letter from a most unlikely person.
13th-Aug-2008 08:58 am - *Update* Just A Girl Chapter 3
Title: Just A Girl
Author: Lady B
Genre: AU Het
Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry
Rating for this chapter: PG
Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived?
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps.

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Chapter 3: Harry Comes Home

Over the next three years, searches were conducted by everyone capable of holding a wand in the search for The Boy Who Lived. It was like pulling blood from a stone. Not even Lucius Malfoy's Ministry contacts could locate the boy and everyone was become discouraged.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

..::..Chapter 4..::..

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..::..Prologue..:..Chapter 1..::..Chapter 2..::..
6th-Aug-2008 09:44 am - *Update* Just A Girl Chapter 2
Title: Just A Girl
Author: Lady B
Genre: AU Het
Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry
Rating for this chapter: PG
Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived?
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps.

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Chapter 2: The Search

The following morning, Albus called a staff meeting. He waited until all the teachers were assembled in his office before he began.

"I've checked over the student registry. Harry Potter's name is missing."

"How do you know it was there in the first place?" Severus asked.

"I addressed and sent his letter myself, Severus."

Severus sat back with a scowl on his face.

"So what do you propose, Albus?" Filius asked.
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..::..Prologue..:..Chapter 1..::..

This story is amusing me in the most silly ways. LoL!
5th-Aug-2008 01:01 pm - *Update* Just A Girl Chapter 1
Title: Just A Girl
Author: Lady B
Genre: AU Het
Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry
Rating for this chapter: PG
Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived?
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps.

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Chapter 1: 2 Letters, 1 Choice

The mail flap rattled in the entry way, causing everyone to look up from their brunch.

"Get the mail, please, Harry." Vernon stated to his niece.

"Right away, Uncle Vernon." Harry smiled, getting to her feet.

"Check and see if my new periodical came." Dudley called after. Harry just rolled her eyes.
The letters... )

..::..Chapter 2..::..

Missed the beginning?

..::..Prologue..:..
5th-Aug-2008 02:45 am - *New* Just A Girl (H/D)
I know I said I was going to take a break after "Star-Crossed" but Derek and his friend Plot Bunny gang banged me (and not in a good way). LoL! And can you believe it's het!?!?!?!?

Title: Just A Girl
Author: Lady B
Genre: AU Het
Pairing: Draco/Girl!Harry
Rating for this chapter: PG
Summary: Lily Potter was the top of her class in Charms and Hexes. With a bit of creativity and a spell from an ancient relative, she cast a spell upon Harry the moment she died, thereby ensuring that her child would survive. Only no one understood the nature of her spell and its long-term effects. Is the Wizarding World prepared to deal with...A Girl Who Lived?
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: Yes this is het. I know I said I'd never write one again, but my bunny was chomping at my heels for this. I'm not following the books/movies much and there will be time-line jumps.

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Prologue.

Hello. My name is Harry Potter. I'm 11 years old and I live with my mother's sister, Petunia, her husband, Vernon and their son, Dudley at 4 Privet Drive in Surrey, England. I came to them when I was but 15 months old, at the death of my parents, James and Lily Potter. They were killed by an evil man named Voldemort. I was told he wanted to spare my mum, but she was having none of that. She died protecting me...and activated a spell on me that would protect me the rest of my days. Albus Dumbledore, who placed me with my relatives in the first place, was unaware of the exact nature of the spell.
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So....what do you think?

..::..Chapter 1..::..
24th-Jul-2008 07:37 am - *Update* Star-Crossed 16


Title: Star-Crossed
Chapter: 16/?
Author: Lady B
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, other pairings to follow
Genre: AU Fantasy
Rating: this chapter – PG13
Warnings: M/M relationship, character death, OOC, descriptive sexual acts between persons of the same sex
Summary: Summary is long, see full story notes for details.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's Note for this chapter: Six Degrees of Separation Part 2

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Chapter 16
- - -

After Harry and Ron sorted themselves out, James and Lucius moved to one of the couches to discuss things. Lily went to check on supper, leaving Harry and Ron under the watchful gaze of the Slytherin Queen.

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23rd-Jul-2008 10:00 am - Star-Crossed and a Fic Rec
I'm slowly slogging my way through the final chapters of Star-Crossed. I'm hoping to have the whole thing finished before the end of the month.

And since it's been a while, I bring you a fic rec.

Title: Of Thwarted Plans
Author: maxfaith
Archived At: Fanfiction.net
Status: Completed One-shot
Pairing: Harry and Draco
Rating: NC17
Summary: Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him.
Warnings: Voyeurism, wanking, possible chan? (they're still in school, I'm assuming they're 7th years), smexxing


Lady B's Observations: Harry is clearly clueless...but you'll see why as the story progresses.
30th-Jun-2008 05:44 pm - *Update* Star-Crossed Chapter 15


Title: Star-Crossed
Chapter: 15/?
Author: Lady B
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, other pairings to follow
Genre: AU Fantasy
Rating: this chapter – PG13
Warnings: M/M relationship, character death, OOC, descriptive sexual acts between persons of the same sex
Summary: Summary is long, see full story notes for details.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's Note for this chapter: Six Degrees of Separation Part 1

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:text: indicates telepathy.
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Chapter 15


Hedwig landed safely in the main bay of the ship and the crew and passengers disembarked. As promised, a medical team was waiting for them to take Seamus and his mates to the medical bay. Kingsley was also there to greet him and Harry and his team snapped to attention.

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24th-Jun-2008 02:27 pm - *New* What Once Was Broken (one-shot)
Title: What Once Was Broken
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Severus/Harry, Draco/Harry
Genre: Alternate DH Universe in which Severus survived, Harry and Ginny never got together and Draco was nice (sort of).
Summary: Ask me why I keep on loving you when it's clear that you don't feel the same way for me... the problem is that as much as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you.  ~Author Unknown
Rating: R for language
Warnings: heartbreak
Challenge: IJ/LJ AWDT Comm prompt: "I can't do this anymore."
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's Note: This does not start off happy.



"Well? Do you have anything to say or are you going to sit there and say nothing – as usual?"

Harry stared at the man across from him, his green eyes dull with pain. He closed his eyes and slowly set down the spoon he had been holding. Taking a deep fortifying breath, he opened his eyes and pinned the other man to his chair with their intensity.

"I can't do this anymore." Harry said in a soft voice.

Broken hearts... )
15th-Jun-2008 09:48 pm - *New* Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 2
Here's part 2...



Title: Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 2 – Harry
Author: Lady B
Character: Harry Potter
Location: Snape's Office
Object: A stirring rod
Other character(s): Hedwig, Severus
Rating: NC17
Warnings: object insertion, sex with an object, voyeurism, language
Word Count: 1780 words
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: I decided to make this a two-part story. Consider this a pre-slash Snarry.
Beta: The Modly Rowan – thanks for pointing out all those bodies, lol!

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"Merlin's tit, Ron! I'll be down in a minute!" Harry yelled as he entered the dorm room. The first thing he noticed was the book on his bed. He picked it up, taking note that it was his missing Potions book.

"Wonder who found that?" he mumbled to himself, heading for his trunk and his practice snitch contained within. Hedwig hooted at him several times from the foot of his bed, a sound he recognized after seven years that said she had something to show him.

"What is it, girl?" She turned her head, directing her gaze to the wall beside his bed. The only thing there was his broom. He frowned.

"Yes, I know I have Quidditch practice. I just came for my Snitch." Hedwig hooted again, flying over to land on the table beside his broom. She directed her gaze to his broom again. His frown deepening, he moved closer and noticed his broom wasn't in the same spot he had left it the day before. "What the - !" He noticed there was something pale white in color on the broom handle. He ran a finger over the substance and tested it with his thumb. It was thick and a little gooey with a slight bitter smell to it.

His eyes widened in shock when he realized what it was.
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15th-Jun-2008 10:00 pm - *New* Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 1
Now that the reveals are done, I can finally post my contributions to this year's [info]hp_wankfest.



Title: Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 1 – Severus
Author: Lady B
Character: Severus Snape
Location: A Hogwarts Dorm (in this case, Gryffindor)
Object: A broomstick
Other character(s): Hedwig, Godric Gryffindor
Rating: NC17
Warnings: object insertion, sex with an object, voyeurism, language
Word Count: 1399 words
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros. Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: I decided to make this a two-part story. Consider this a pre-slash Snarry.
Beta: A big thank you to [info]beautyfulevil for the quick beta.

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It's a good thing most of those damned Gryffindors are out of the castle today. No telling what they would think seeing me in their dorm.

Severus Snape, Professor of Potions at Hogwarts, was in a foul mood. One of his students had left behind his book and he had been coerced into returning it by the Headmaster.

"Why can't Minerva return it? She's his Head of House." he had asked.

"Because she's busy supervising the fourth and fifth years for the careers seminar taking place in the Great Hall. As a Professor of this school, you have every right to be in their common room and dorms, Severus. Or are you afraid of a bunch of Gryffindors?" Albus's chuckles had followed him from the room as he muttered under his breath, "It's not the whole lot I'm worried about. Just one in particular."
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7th-Jun-2008 09:23 pm - *Le Sigh*
Can you believe it's over?

Love...thy name is Wankfest.

Voting and reveals go up soon, and you definitely have to read the finale fic.

It's wrong but oh so hot.

Title: A Glorious Day for a Hand Job (Vincent Crabbe on the Hogwarts Express with the Hand of Glory)
Artist: ?
Author: ?
Character: Crabbe the Younger
Location: Hogwarts Express
Object: Hand of Glory
Other Characters: Vince Crabbe, with a splash of Goyle, Malfoy and Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Wanking. Slytherins.

There's also art to go with it! :D
29th-May-2008 06:39 am - *Art Rec* Peacock Dreams (H/D)
Why are you not reading/watching [info]hp_wankfest? Go Now!

Title: Peacock Dreams
Artist: ?
Character: Harry Potter
Location: The Forbidden Forest
Object: White Peacock Feathers
Other Characters: Thoughts of Draco Malfoy
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none
Art Details: This was made in about 30 hours with 3 separate drawings of graphite on paper, and much Photoshop painting and layering.
Disclaimer: The characters depicted here are the property of JK Rowling and Warner Brothers. There is no money being earned from this amateur artwork, and all characters depicted are over the age of 18.
Artist's Notes: I'm not entirely sure why Harry is in the Forbidden Forest, but for sure, I know why he's wanking with white peacock feathers. By now, we all associate white peacocks with the Malfoys.....and so does Harry. Apparently, he's developed a bit of a kink.

WARNING: Even though the artist placed no warnings for the piece, I must stress that this art is NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR CHILDREN!!!! Click at your own risk!!
15th-May-2008 09:09 am - Oh Shit!!!
The Bunnies have attacked again!! And Derek helped!!

*Cracks open OpenOffice and gets to work!*
12th-May-2008 04:01 pm - Another art rec.

hp - draco
by ~kogepanM on deviantART
12th-May-2008 03:52 pm - *Art Rec* Slythindors
So I'm browsing around deviantart and I came across this lovely art of Snape and Draco as lions (picture Simba and Scar from The Lion King).
12th-May-2008 02:17 pm - *Fic Drabble* Silence Is Not Gold
Title: Silence Is Not Gold
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100 words exactly!
Summary: Throughout the dawn of time, there is one thing that will drive any sane man absolutely insane. And that's being ignored.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's note: For prompt #75 from my [info]hpfanfic10x10 table – silence. I forgot I had this table lol.

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"Are you going to talk to me?"

"..."

"I didn't mean to do that to you."

"..."

"How many times must I say I'm sorry before you'll believe me?"

"..."

"Well say something, damn you!"

"..."

"Oh I get it...the silent treatment."

"..."

"Argh!"

"..."

"All right, I give! You win!"

Draco smiled and looked at his boyfriend.

"That was all you had to say, Harry." Draco grinned, holding out his hand. Harry gently placed the pilfered Snitch in Draco's palm and leaned over their brooms to kiss him gently.

"Prat." Harry snorted as Draco's team mates whisked him off the field for their celebration.

-Fin-

HPFanfic10x10 Table

071.Explode 072.New 073.Mystery 074.Fracture 075.Silence
076.Oppose 077.Ancient 078.Misery 079.Delirium 080.Practical
7th-May-2008 07:53 pm - Star-Crossed Chapter 14


Rating: this chapter - R
Author's Note for this chapter: Attack of the Shorts!

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Chapter 14


"What's going on?" Harry demanded, strapping himself into his chair.
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7th-May-2008 03:24 pm - Oh My God! *Fic Rec* Outside, Looking In (Riptide) by [info]carodee
Why didn't someone tell me there was Riptide Smut????

Title: Outside, Looking In
Author: Caro Dee
Fandom: Riptide
Pairing: Murray, Nick/Cody
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Murray overhears things and he's learned to enjoy it.

Riptide was one of my favorite shows back in the mid 80s. I am so happy to see there is a fandom for it. I think I must find more. Hehehehe!
3rd-May-2008 03:56 pm - It's Official!


Darkest Midnight: A Harry/Draco/Snape Slash Archive


Now at it's own home! Tell your friends, update your bookmarks!
1st-May-2008 05:59 pm - Star-Crossed chapter 13


Chapter: 13/?
Author's Note for this chapter: Draco gives in – finally! Well...sort of.

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Chapter 13


Draco awoke slowly, snuggling into the warm body behind him. He moaned softly when he felt an answering hardness pressing into his cleft.

"Mmm...Harry." he whispered, still on that plateau between waking and sleeping.
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1st-May-2008 06:06 am - *Fic Rec* When Fate Steps In by [info]florida_minxie
Title: When Fate Steps In
Author: [info]florida_minxie
Challenge: Team Dragon Entry for the 2008 [info]snarry_games
Genre: Alternate Universe *Hover/Click for Games Definition of Alternate Universe*
Prompts: Trial, Kiss
Rating/Warnings/Kinks: Light R *Although Harry is seventeen during part of this fic, there is no underage sex*
Word Count: +/-20,000
Summary: Sometimes the best wishes are the ones that sneak up on you.

I'll repeat what I left in my review: I always know a good story when I'm crying buckets at the end of it.
26th-Apr-2008 10:47 am - *Fic Rec* Bottoms Up by Aucta Sinistra
Title: Bottoms Up
Author: Aucta Sinistra
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Rating: NC17
Summary: Harry-in-disguise meets Snape-on-holiday.


I laughed my butt off...a Jealous!Harry is fun to watch.

I need some Harry/Sev icons...
23rd-Apr-2008 05:04 pm - *Fic Rec* Gold-Tinted Spectacles by [info]beren_writes
Title: "Gold-Tinted Spectacles"
Author: [info]beren_writes
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Summary: Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for something, and to his confusion it seems to have something to do with Draco Malfoy.


This is one my absolute favorite stories. It also contains my favorite Draco quote as seen in my icon.
13th-Apr-2008 08:29 pm - *Art Rec* Triangle of Love by tripperfunster
Is this GORGEOUS or what??


Triangle of Love
by ~tripperfunster on deviantART
9th-Apr-2008 05:59 pm - Finally...an update! Star-Crossed Chapter 12


Rating: this chapter: PG13
Summary: Summary is long, see full story notes for details.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's Note for this chapter: Getting serious.

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Chapter 12


Last time...

Draco felt tears come to his eyes. Harry was dying, right before his eyes. He'd never felt so helpless in his life. He crawled across his body behind him and pulled Harry's head into his lap.

"Don't do this to me, Harry! You can't do this to me!" he sniffed. "You're my soul mate, I know that now. Please come back to me!" But Harry didn't move a muscle or twitch an eye and Draco felt such despair, like his heart would never be whole again.

It was at that moment, an explosion rocked the very foundation beneath his feet...


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18th-Mar-2008 06:22 pm - *Fic Rec* Desperately Seeking Someone by [info]alaana_fair
Title: Desperately Seeking Someone"
Author: [info]alaana_fair
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17
Summary: A personal ad brings out the best in our Harry.


This story came about when Alanna Fair saw an amusing personal ad that could have been written by Draco Malfoy himself. So her journal friends list demanded that she write fic for it and this was the result. You'll get a good laugh out of this fic, I know I did.
17th-Mar-2008 09:47 am - PL Updates - Done!
I uploaded the last of the new pages to my site this morning, so with the exception of a FAQs page, it's all good to go.

In other news...I now know how I am going to complete my fic for hp_inspired and I'm absolutely positive how I want to do my wankfest fics.
16th-Mar-2008 04:47 pm - Phasmatis Laqueus
Phasmatis Laqueus is getting an overhaul. I've been thinking about it for a while and I wanted a whole new layout for it. I found a nice CSS layout that fits perfectly. So excuse the construction currently going on. I'm unpacking the boxes and moving the furniture around as quick as I can.
8th-Mar-2008 12:49 pm - *Fic Rec* Two Out of Three by [info]roedhunt
Title: Two Out of Three
Author: [info]roedhunt
Pairing(s): HP/SS/LM/DM
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1444
Summary: Harry is the sex prisoner of Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, and Draco Malfoy, given to them by Lord Voldemort..
Warnings: *All sorts of BDSM activities. *g**


Two Out of Three
7th-Mar-2008 02:09 pm - My rec archive


Darkest Midnight: A Harry/Draco/Snape Slash Archive


Feel Free To Pimp!
28th-Feb-2008 05:01 pm - *Art Rec* Prongs by [info]ships_harry
Title: Prongs
Artist: [info]ships_harry
Media: PS2 and tablet
Characters: Harry, Prongs
Rating: R
Warnings: Implied incest, implied bestiality (sorta)
Themes/kinks chosen: Alternative pairing: Patronus/Harry
Artist's notes: Apparently, a depiction of a fictional character dreaming about a magical representation of an animal is as close to bestiality as I can cope with drawing. That's, what, three degrees of separation? Twisting it so that it's incestuous, though. Totally on board with that. There's a special hell...



You have to look at it...it's tastefully done and you can hardly see anything that could be interpreted as lewd.
28th-Feb-2008 06:24 am - *Fic Rec* A Part of Me by Kurinoone
Title: A Part Of Me
Author: Kurinoone
Archived@: HPFandom.net
Status: Complete
Genre: Genfic
Rating: PG13 for violence and language
Summary: Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past.


This is a sequel to The Darkness Within. There is a Harry/Ginny pairing but it doesn't detract from the actual plot of the story (and you guys know I don't often rec a het pairing). Author indicates that a third part is well on it's way to being completed.
27th-Feb-2008 08:08 pm - *New Drabble* Actions Are Louder Than Words (H/D)
Title: Actions Are Louder Than Words
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Ginny/Draco
Rating: NC17
Warnings: slight non-con, language, m/m, slight het, wanking, voyeur!Harry, voyeur!Ginny
Summary: Never in a million years did Draco Malfoy imagine coming awake to see Ginny Weasley's mouth on his cock. What the hell is he going to do now? Answer: Absolutely Nothing!
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's Note: Just a bit of craziness that came to me – you guessed it – sitting on the loo at work. Using this week's [info]awdt prompt: What do you want from me?

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Wrapped in the arms of Morpheus, Draco Malfoy was dreaming. It wasn't his usual dreams of world domination and hundreds of muscled, oiled men at his disposal. It was dreams of sinfully pink lips surrounding the throbbing flesh between his legs. Of calloused, Quidditch-toned fingers stroking and rolling his balls in their loving embrace.
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22nd-Feb-2008 04:36 am - *Older fic* Blinded Desire (het)
Originally posted November 24, 2004 on a long-forgotten blog

Title: Blinded Desire
Author: Lady B
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Anonymous Het
Disclaimer: This is an original work, please do not take.

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The sound of running water masked his footsteps as he made his way deeper into the house. He peeked around the corner of the stairs and saw her naked body, silhouetted in shadow through the steamy window of the shower. He quickly discarded his clothes, his throbbing manhood begging for attention. Step by step, he inched his way toward her, more and more of her body revealed to him through the shower door.

He quickly opened the door and stepped in, the door closing quietly behind him. She had not heard his approach, lost in the throes of some fantasy she was having as she slowly massaged her body. He stepped closer, allowing the hot water to cascade over him, and pulled her body against his. Startled, she whirled around and his lips attached themselves to her shiny breasts, slick with water, scented with her favorite soap. Her eyes closed of their own volition and a moan escaped her lips. The sound washed over him like honey and he gave his attention to her other breast, his free hand sliding between them to find the essence of her, swollen, throbbing, wet.

He slid two fingers into her wetness and she eagerly clutched him. He found the sensitive spot on her neck and gave it a small flick with his tongue, making her shudder, making her suck his fingers in deeper and deeper, wishing it were his cock inside of her and not his fingers. He seemed to know what she was thinking as he withdrew his fingers and turned her toward the wall, pinning her body.

He grabbed her leg and lifted it, shoving his throbbing cock deep within her. She couldn't help the scream of pure pleasure that left her lips as he fucked her, right there in the steamy bathroom shower. His hips bucked against hers, harder, faster, slower, finding a rhythm all their own, driving her near the edge but not over it. Teasing her, making her beg, making her say things she never thought she'd hear herself say. He liked that and did as she requested, not stopping once to let her breath, to let her catch her breath.

Soon he was lost in his own passionate daydream as he felt his orgasm building. He felt her pussy walls contract around his cock, once, twice, three times, four times in rapid concession, signalling the onset of an orgasm like she'd never experienced before. Harder he pumped, faster he pumped until she was screaming with desire as her orgasm ripped through her. As prepared as he was for it, it was still a shock to his system as his own orgasm left him blind, without sight, without hearing, without tasting...just...feeling...


_Fin
22nd-Feb-2008 03:44 am - *Older Fic* Comfort From Pain (ambiguous)
Originally posted July 15.2004 - I found this entry in a long-forgotten blog

Title: Comfort From Pain
Author: Lady B
Pairing: [insert favorites here], told in 1st person.
Rating: G
Warnings: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Disclaimer: This is my original work, please do not take.

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"We're done. Do you know how that makes me feel?" he asked tearfully. I leaned against him, rubbing his back in a comforting gesture.

"It's going to hurt for a while. Do you think the two of you will reconcile?"

"I don't think so. We both said and did some pretty cruel things."

"I'm sorry." I told him, kissing his cheek tenderly. He turned toward me and our lips touched. A spark of something - desire, electricity - passed between us and the kiss deepened. We broke off a few minutes later, breathing heavily.

"I didn't mean to do that." he whispered.

"It's ok. I didn't mind."

"I better leave now before I do something stupid." He got to his feet.

"If you ever need to talk-" I started.

"I know. Thanks."

And then he left.

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21st-Feb-2008 11:43 pm - Plot Bunny (not mine)
This plot bunny comes by way of Sothavy, a member of the Yahoo Group Plot Bunnies. It sounds interesting and I've been bitten by the bunny.

Here's the premise...

I have a plot bunny where Harry never gets caught in a prank. It becomes a big contest on who can successfully prank Harry. Nobody is able to until one day when Harry is spectacularly pranked. Later it turned out that Harry was the one who pranked himself (to get people to stop pranking him). When they (or one person) finds out, they decide that Harry is Prank King (or something like that.)
17th-Feb-2008 01:59 pm - *Fic Rec* Running Poolside by [info]cyane_snape
Title: Running Poolside HP/DM/SS/RL
Author: [info]cyane_snape
Rating: NC 17
Warnings: SMUT, PWP, M/M Smex, Slash, nothing redeemable but smex...Get the picture?
Summary: Four men naked in a pool. What else do you need? Challenge #10: Write a fiction featuring the following grouping: Harry/Draco/Remus/Severus. TSS Contest #3 2nd Place winner! Pure smut.

Lady B's notes: She wrote my OT4!!!!!!!! I heart her to death!!
16th-Feb-2008 12:15 pm - Who remembers...
So...remember that fic I started some time ago loosely based on "Equus"?

I kind of have an idea for the next chapter, and I know I said that a former lover of Harry's was going to arrive on scene, but I gave it some thought and decided to change it to Harry's half-brother/sister. Draco's going to be EXTREMELY jealous thinking it's a former lover and Harry's going to have to get a "hand"le on his blond lover (*waggles eyebrows*). I smell a-spankin coming on!

Now...to think of a name...what goes good with [First Name] [Middle Name] Riddle (yes, it's Lily and Tom's offspring - although, I should probably go back and see when James was killed so I can make the brat the right age)?

Dammit, I really need to work on those 3 fest fics I haven't started yet. Plus the next chapter of Star-Crossed.

Eesh!
12th-Feb-2008 12:36 pm - Star Crossed Chapter 11

Author: Lady B
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, other pairings to follow
Genre: AU Fantasy
Rating for this chapter: PG13
Warnings: M/M relationship, character death, OOC, descriptive sexual acts between persons of the same sex
Challenge: [info]50harlequins prompt #45: Running from an arranged marriage and falling for a stranger who turns out to be the groom.
Summary: Read more... )

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's Note for this chapter: A rescue without consequences is not really a rescue and we find out why Voldemort wants Harry as badly as he wants Draco. Also featured: Smart Crabbes?




Chapter 11

Harry slowly opened his eyes. He knew he was alone, remembered telling Draco to get help, but it still hurt for some reason. He rolled onto his side, biting his lip hard to keep from coughing and groaned in pain as every part of his body protested the movement. He lifted a shaky hand to his forehead, wiping away the sweat the had pooled there. He heard voices outside of his hiding spot, unfriendly in nature.
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12th-Feb-2008 11:16 am - *Older Fic* It's Raining Men...Hallelujah!
Originally posted Sept.21.2006

You should see the expression on my face right now. I can't stop grinning over this one, I spanked that bunny hard for biting me...

Title: It's Raining Men...Hallelujah!
Author: Lady B
Pair: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17 (I finally wrote some smut!)
Warning(s): Wall sex, Foursome (sort-of), Language, Crossover (implied but not specified), Voyeurism
Word Count: 1424 words
Summary: Draco hated the rain, always had and always will. And no one was going to change his mind...
Disclaimer: I wonder if JKR is a closet slasher? Oh...these are hers by the way. I just like them doing The Nasty when my mind feels its necessary to relieve stress.
Author's note: For my hpfanfic10x10 table prompt #343: umbrella. I got hot and bothered writing it, so I can imagine what it will be like for those of you reading it. Not a songfic! I just like the title! Brownies if you guess who the other couple is.
Additional Disclaimer: Not responsible for under aged readers. Observe the warnings and age of consent laws for your part of the world and we'll get along fine.


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Dammit, I hate when it rains!

Rain, rain, go away... )
12th-Feb-2008 10:43 am - *Older Fic* Passionate Perfection...Or Why There Is Beauty In Narcissism
Would you believe I'm still going through old journal entries? I'm almost done with 2006 and have all of 2007 left to go through.

Originally posted Sept.18.2006

It only took me twenty minutes to come up with this.

Title: Passionate Perfection...Or Why There Is Beauty In Narcissism
Author: Lady B
Pair: Harry/Draco (established)
Genre: fluff
Word Count: 386 words...WHOOHOO!!! I'm so proud of myself.
Rating: G
Summary: Draco's daily ritual as seen through the eyes of Harry.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Author note: hpfanfic10x10 prompt #344: neat

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Beauty Within )
12th-Feb-2008 10:35 am - *Fic Rec* What Evil Lurks In Underpants
Originally posted Sept.18,2006

Title: What Evil Lurks in Underpants
Authors: pixystick (Harry) and [info]furiosity (Draco)
Genre: Crackfic
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warning(s): Crack, and lots of it. Implied wallpreg.
Length: 2600 words
Summary: A sunny Tuesday morning turns nearly lethal as Harry makes a stunning realisation. Or, you know, we have absolutely no idea what we're talking about.
9th-Feb-2008 07:25 am - Dammit, Derek!!!!!!!!
Derek I am SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW!!!oneoneelevenone

D: Why, sweetcheeks?

How could you? Do you know how crazy it sounds?

D: You liked it, admit it. Just thinking of it makes you hot.

Well...

D: Ha! Admit it! You like it!!

You do realize that Harry, and quite possibly Severus...not to mention Ron and Draco will probably come after us and lynch the shit out of us, right? And don't get me started on Molly.

D (*pauses*): Oh...didn't quite think of that.

No shit!

D: Too late now, sweetcheeks. The seeds have been planted and sown so you're going to have to deal with it. I've a cabana boy to pound.

(*watches muse run after naked cabana boy*) Dammit! I hate when he does that shit to me.


*Looks at friends list*

Anyone want some Lucius/Arthur man-love?

1st-Feb-2008 01:18 pm - *Fic Rec* The Darkness Within by Kurinoone
Title: The Darkness Within
Author: Kurinoone
Archived@: HPFandom.net
Status: Complete
Genre: Genfic
Rating: PG13 for violence and language
Summary: What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead?


It's the cliched "Harry has a brother" story with a twist. His brother is 3 years younger than him and they meet 15 years later.
30th-Jan-2008 01:36 pm - *Fic Rec* The Care Of Infants by Perfica
"The Care Of Infants" by Perfica: A curse from Voldemort regresses Harry to infancy. Snape must protect him while the Order tries to find a way to reverse the spell.

Why I'm recommending: What's not to love about a six-month old chubby Harry Potter bouncing up and down and dancing to music. It got a laugh out of Severus. And the ending is so sweet, Severus nervous and unsure about their relationship. It's quite humbling to see such a strong man reduced to a nervous wreck about his feelings for Harry and vice versa.

Dammit - I need some Snarry icons!
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