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20th-Oct-2017 08:17 am - Fic Rec: The Man Who Lived (H/D)
Title: The Man Who Lived
Author: sebastianL (felix_atticus)
Archived @: Archive of Our Own
Status: Complete at 42 chapters
Characters: Harry/Draco, OC
Timeline/Setting: 12 years after the war, set in New York.
Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence and Major OC Character Death, possible triggers for self-harm and suicide
Summary: Draco breaks a cup, and one thing leads to another. A story of redemption, tattoos, dreams, mistakes, green eyes, long conversations, and copious amounts of coffee. Set in New York twelve years after the war.


Lady B's Observation: Probably one of the most beautiful Harry/Draco stories I've read since Beren's "Gold-tinted Spectacles" back in 2009.
18th-Oct-2017 02:39 pm - Return of the Heir Chapter 2
Title: Return of the Heir
Summary: During the Marge Dursley Incident just before Harry's third year at Hogwarts, his accidental magic not only causes her to inflate like a balloon, but it also transports him to a little known island on the other side of the planet. It is there he discovers the true meaning of family. Watch out, Hogwarts! Harry's got a brand new attitude and a whole lot of new friends!
Genre: AU before third year.
Crossover: Jurassic Park
Characters: Harry and the Velociraptors, various other HP and JP characters.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, Michael Crichton, Steven Spielberg, Amblin Entertainment, Universal Pictures, various publishers, including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, Knopf Publishing and Warner Bros Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author Note: I'm attempting my first novel-length story in probably 4 years.

~~~HPJPHPJP~~~


`Parseltongue speech`
-Hedwig speech-

~~~HPJPHPJP~~~


Nearly 5500 miles away, on an unknown island off of Costa Rica, a small body practically fell out of the sky, landing hard in the middle of a jungle.

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8th-Oct-2017 05:14 pm - Drabble - The Reluctant Nanny (H/D)
Title: The Reluctant Nanny
Author: [info]ladybelz
Characters: Harry, Draco, Rose Weasley
Rating: PG
Warning(s): None
Word Count:
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Written for: JMDC No. 140 - creature, freak, horror, terrified, witch
Summary: How the hell did he get roped into caring for a Weasley?



The longer the blonde stared at it, the more terrified Harry should have been. But he wasn't.

"Well, aren't you going to do something?" came the voice of his partner. He tore his eyes away reluctantly, deep green meeting stormy gray.

"Honestly, I'm trying not to freak out," was his reply. Pale pink lips dropped open in horror.

"You can't leave me, with this... creature attached like she is!" Draco exclaimed, waving his arms about. Harry stared at the sleeping witch in his arms.

"You volunteered to babysit with me," Harry chuckled, staring at Hermione and Ron's baby daughter peacefully sleeping on Draco's chest.

"I thought you were referring to Edward!" Draco hissed. Despite his temper, he was reluctant to wake the sleeping child in his arms, even if it was a Weasley.

"I never said that," Harry sing-songed before walking out of the room.

"Potter, get back here!" Draco hissed, trapped beneath the baby's small body. All he got in return was Harry's amused laughter as he went to talk to Dobby about dinner.
2nd-Oct-2017 12:26 am - So this is a thing now....

Let's see how far I can go with it...

Image ahoy!! )

26th-Sep-2017 07:43 pm - Fic Rec: Harry Potter and the Daft Morons
Title: Harry Potter and the Daft Morons
Author: Sinyk
Archived @: Fanfiction.net
Summary: At the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry sees his chance to strike down his enemies - and takes it. Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. EWE, Clueful!HP, Eventually HP/HG/DG/FD, NL/HA/SB and others. Unapologetically!AU
Status: WIP @ 31 chapters, last update September 26, 2017

Lady B's Observations: One of the best Dumbeldore-bashing fics I have ever had the pleasure of following. I have laughed so much watching him get played like a fiddle.
21st-Sep-2017 05:03 pm - Fic Rec: Falling Slowly (H/D)
Title: Falling Slowly
Author: Constance1
Status: Complete @ 16 chapters
Archived @: Archive of Our Own
Summar: When Harry sacrificed himself at the Battle of Hogwarts, his conversation with Dumbledore went a little differently than he let on to everyone. He was allowed to come back - but only for five years. Harry kept the secret for two and a half years until eventually confessing the truth to none other than Draco Malfoy.

Lady B's Observations: Better have a box of tissue handy. It's sweet/funny/angsty/sad/happy all at the same time. I was crying buckets by the end.
20th-Sep-2017 10:35 am - Call me crazy....
But I got it into my head a couple of weeks ago to make an attempt at writing a Harry Potter/Jurassic Park crossover. I'm currently writing it by hand which seems to help the ideas banging around in my brain come out better, and I can go back and re-read and make some edits where I need to instead of outright typing it out and finding some continuity errors later. But...it's coming along quite nicely. No pairings yet and takes place just before 3rd year. Might be a genfic, might be slash...that's TBD.
20th-Aug-2017 09:36 am - Compatriots Once Again (One-Shot; LM/AW)
Title: Compatriots Once Again
Author: LadyBelz
Summary: Arthur and Lucius have a surprisingly unique friendship.
Characters: Arthur Weasly, Molly Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy
Genre: AU Second Year One-shot
Rating: PG13 for language
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers, including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Notes: I don't remember when I wrote this. Found it shoved in a drawer when I was looking for something else, so I think I may have written it at work on one of my former overnight shifts some years ago.

~



Flourish & Blotts, normally crowded with students and parents gathering books for the new year, was doubly crowded this particular day. The news that famed monster slayer and six-time winner of Witch Weekly's Best Smile, Gilderoy Lockhart was there for a book signing caused females both young and old to crowd the place.

Harry and his friends had just escaped his clutches and were set to leave when they were stopped on the way out.

"Weasley!" snarled the blonde, still angry about the raid upon his home some days before.

"Malfoy!" came the angry retort.

The two adversaries glared at one another. One wrong move, one wrong word, and wands would most likely be drawn.

"Arse." came the whisper, no one sure who spoke it.

Just like that, wands were disregarded as fists came into play. All anyone could do was stare in shock as the two rolled about on the floor, throwing punches left and right.

That was until well-aimed "Petrificus Totalis" from two different directions froze the combatants into place.

Two sets of eyes, one gray, one blue turned toward the doorway where two very angry witches stood.

"Arthur William Weasley!" screeched the voice of his wife, Molly.

"Lucius Abraxas Malfoy!" came the more dignified voice of his wife, Narcissa.

Both women stared at the two men, glares so frosty they could have been in the Arctic. Draco stood on one side of his mother while Harry, Hermione, and the other Weasley children stood a bit behind Molly.

"Um ... hi?" Arthur grinned.

"Hello, dearest." Lucius tried, a pink tinge to his cheeks.

Neither woman was falling for it.

Rumor has it you could still hear the echoing shouts of the women all around Hogsmeade for nearly a week.

Through it all, Arthur and Lucius could only grin at one another - Compatriots once again.
20th-May-2016 03:46 pm - Darkest Midnight Fic Archive
I've decided to rebuild my fic recs archive. It will no longer just be exclusively for slash fics. It now covers all genres through all timelines including het and other odd pairings. I hope you take a look, and feel free to rec something. :)

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31st-Dec-2015 01:40 am - Before and After Chapter 2
Title: Before and After
Author: LadyBelz
Summary: Before Harry found out he was a wizard, he was The Freak. After he found out he was The Boy Who Lived, it only took one person to remind him of his proper place in the world.
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Various
Crossover: Addams Family and Bewitched.
Genre: AU from 1st year on.
Rating: Starts off G and may go up.
Warnings: Dumbledore/Snape/Weasley Bashing most likely, language
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers, including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author Note: This is my first time trying to write a full-length HP fic in a very long time.



Before and After


Chapter 2: What Happened After...


Hagrid had pointed out where Harry could get all his supplies, needed for potions class and left Harry to his own devices, as he had to run a quick errand back at Gringotts.

In Which Harry Is Free... )
31st-Dec-2015 01:37 am - Before and After (an HP fic)
Title: Before and After
Author: LadyBelz
Summary: Before Harry found out he was a wizard, he was The Freak. After he found out he was The Boy Who Lived, it only took one person to remind him of his proper place in the world.
Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Various
Crossover: Addams Family and Bewitched.
Genre: AU from 1st year on.
Rating: Starts off G and may go up.
Warnings: Dumbledore/Snape/Weasley Bashing most likely, language
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers, including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author Note: This is my first time trying to write a full-length HP fic in a very long time.



Before and After


Chapter 1: What Came Before

Before Harry found out he was a wizard, he was known throughout his hometown of Little Whinging, Surrey as "Freak", "Boy", or "That Strange Potter Child". He was the "discard", the one no one wanted...the one no one wanted to know. Orphaned before he was 2 years old and left on a doorstep in the middle of the night with only a thin blanket to protect him from the elements. Tossed into a cupboard under the stairs like and unwanted box and making friends with the spiders that hid in the eaves of the stairwell.

Where Divergence Occurs... )
11th-Aug-2015 04:28 am - *Fic Rec* How I Met Your Father
How I Met Your Father (95500 words) by dracogotgame
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter/OMC
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Blaise Zabini, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, Lily Luna Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Additional Tags: Crossover, Adopted Children, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Flashbacks
Summary:

Harry sits his kids down and tells them a story. A very long story.

30th-May-2015 02:38 am - The Price of Valor by weasleywench
Title: The Price of Valor
Author: former lj user weasleywench
Status: Complete
Pairing: Disabled!Harry/Healer!Draco
Rating: NC17
Summary: What happens when someone you hate needs you more than anything else? When it's life or death, either battle to the end, or die trying.
Warnings: DH compliant, but ignores the Epilogue. Invasive medical procedures. Angst, Language, Lemon, Lime, OOC, Original Character(s), Smut, Violence, Slash
Author's note: Rating for later chapters: For the avoidance of any and all possible doubt, this story features a lot of plot and character development. The smut is quite a long way off.

It seems that the author has disappeared from the fandom and has deleted all her fics, including any fic archives she was a member of. I asked around and someone was kind enough to share their copy with me. I have disabled comments to this post. If you want a copy of this fic, Click Here to Download PDF.
30th-May-2015 02:19 am - Cyane Snape's The Man In Draco's Bed & [Sequel] Grandpa's Little Angel
Title: The Man In Draco's Bed & [Sequel] Grandpa's Little Angel
Author: former lj user cyanesnape
Status: Complete
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17
Summaries: The Man In Draco's Bed: Lucius is hysterical…actually he would rather be dead. Draco has arrived at Malfoy Manor just in time for the Christmas Holidays…with his new husband, Harry Potter-Malfoy. The Malfoy Code of Honor™ demands that Lucius protect his new son-in-law and Voldemort is coming for Christmas dinner! Grandpa's Little Angel: No one should have to suffer through two meltdowns, but Lucius Malfoy’s luck has run from bad to worse for the last four years. It all began when Harry Potter became his son-in-law.
Warnings: Angst, Language, Lemon, Lime, OOC, Smut, Violence, Slash


This is another one of my favorites that has disappeared from fanfic. I have disabled comments to this post. If you want a copy of this fic, Click Here to Download PDF.
27th-Oct-2014 11:48 pm - Unforgivable (Gen)
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Title: Unforgivable

Author: LadyBelz/LadyBahiya

Rating: M (mature)

Warnings: Language, violence, and Draco is NOT a nice person.

Pairings: None

Timeline: DH AU in which Snape lived.

Summary: The ICW and the Ministry had it wrong. There were 4 Unforgivables...not 3.

Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers, including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.


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Severus Snape was having a really horrible day. It started with his 3rd year Hufflepuff/Slytherin class when one of his own Slytherins, Damion Markenson decided it would be a fun idea to toss salamander eyes into a Hufflepuff girl's Shrinking Solution, causing a pea green sludge to explode all over the poor girl. Not only did the girl lose every stitch of clothing on her body, but every inch of hair as well. She had to be transferred to Saint Mungo's for treatment and he had to watch one of his own be expelled from Hogwarts for the first time in history.

Read more... )
21st-Aug-2014 04:14 am - Fic Rec: Inspected by No. 13 by
Title: Inspected by No. 13
Author: Clell65619
Archived @: FanficAuthors.net
Chapters: 3
Status: Complete
Genre: Humor
Timeline: The Triwiz Tourney
Pairings: Harry/OFC
Summary: The night before the first task, Harry discovers that his plan to out fly the dragon is doomed to failure. With no other choice, he makes a desperate play that actually works. Sometimes, escaping can be a trap of it's own.

Lady B's Observations: Had me laughing from beginning to end.
28th-May-2014 01:06 pm - Bright Green Eyes (One-Shot HP/DM)
Whoa...my first HP/DM one-shot in probably 2 years. Should I be scared?


Title: Bright Green Eyes
Author: LadyBahiya
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Summary: It's hard to resist when those eyes are staring at you.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers, including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.


"Draco..."

"No."

"Draco..."

"No."

"Oh come on..."

"No."

"Please?"

"Harry, no."

"Pretty please?"

"No."

"But..."

"No."

"Fine." Harry stomps out of the store, leaving Draco behind. Sighing, Draco looked down and was caught by another pair of bright green eyes.

"Damn." he sighed, going to the shop owner to make the purchase. Harry would owe it to him later. He walked out of the store with the cute puppy with the bright green eyes and wondered just how he got suckered into it.

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24th-Jun-2013 12:23 am - Fic Rec: Enough Is Enough (HP/FGW Triad fic)
Excerpt from "Enough is Enough" Chapter 21: The Goblins have decided enough is enough and help Harry overcome Dumbledore's manipulations. This is going to be fun.

Fudge had had enough. The Aurors hadn't been able to get to the boy because of some shied of sorts. It was time to call in the help.

'POTTER I SHALL SEE YOU KISSED FOR YOUR CRIMES! DEMENTORS!'

The air started to get chilly as the creatures answered the call. Some students began to panic and flee as far away from the doors as possible, making the teacher's table very crowded. The ones Harry taught had drawn their wands. Harry quickly had Lady Hogwarts place a shield over the student body. She wasn't all that happy to allow these creatures in but he's asked so nicely. He planned on showing Fudge just who he was dealing with.

The six remaining dementors closed in on him. He smirked.

'EXPECTO PATRONUM!'

Prongs had a grand old time scaring away the buggers. Prancing around it tossed them around and gave a couple a good kicking. The dementors knew they were beat. All but one fled the scene, the remaining one backed into a corner.

With Prongs at the ready Harry approached the last one.

What happened next would go down in history.

'Hey buddy, want a hug?'

'...'

'Aww come on gimme a hug. You know you wanna'.

'….'

'I'll be your best friend'.

His joke backfired when he suddenly had an armful of sobbing, he thought it was sobbing, dementor. Prongs jerked towards him, before realising Harry wasn't in danger and faded away. The dementor was letting out wails and other such noises that Harry couldn't understand, but he was pretty sure the dementor was talking. And he'd be right. If he were able to understand dementor speech, he'd hear:

'You called me buddy! *sniff* No one's ever *sniff* called me buddy before! *sniff* No one's ever even *sniff* hugged me before! I just want a *sniff* friend! Everyone runs away *sniff* from me! I'll be your best buddy for ever and ever! *sniff* I won't steal your soul or *sniff* make it all cold! I'll be good *sniff* I promise!'

The entire school population stood in astonishment as Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived, stood soothing a wailing creature of darkness.

It would appear that Potter manor would be having another house mate.

Fudge and the Aurors began to back away slowly until they reached the corridor, where they proceeded to run all the way to the gates and apparate to the ministry.

Arrest Harry Potter, not bloody likely!
26th-Feb-2013 12:44 am - Fic Rec - Tight Squeeze
This had me laughing so hard!

Title: Tight Squeeze
Author: AlbaLark
Rating: PG13
Characters: Hermione, Madame Pomfrey, Hagrid
Setting: Second Year, just after Hermione was petrified
Archived @: Archive Of Our Own
Summary: Overheard in the Hogwarts Infirmary
24th-Aug-2012 12:53 am - Fic Rec! Harry/Voldemort - "Roadkill"
Title: Roadkill
Author: Piper Julian
Archived @: Fanfiction.net
Summary: Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

Lady B's Observations: Do not be reading or drinking anything when you read this. I laughed for 5 minutes straight while I was eating M&M's and nearly choked. My stomach is pleasantly sore. ^_^
18th-May-2016 10:24 pm - Darkest Midnight: The Archive
I've moved my fanfic recs archive.

As of now, you can find the archive here. Please read over the F.A.Q.s and News sections for any updates that may occur.

Thanks!
24th-Feb-2012 12:56 pm - Free At Last Part 4
Title: Free At Last
Author: Lady B
Characters: ---
Summary: Harry's had enough.
Rating: ---
Genre: Pre-6th Year AU
Warnings: Language
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.

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5 months after "Henry" changed the color of Decon's comforter...

Henry was in the middle of his Civics class when another student stepped into the room to hand Professor Grady a note. The professor paused in his lecture to read it before giving a nod. He looked around the room and caught Henry's eye. "Henry, the Dean would like to see you."

"Yes, sir." Henry nodded, collecting his things.

Read more... )
24th-Feb-2012 12:45 pm - Free At Last - Part 3
Title: Free At Last
Author: Lady B
Characters: ---
Summary: Harry's had enough.
Rating: ---
Genre: Pre-6th Year AU
Warnings: Language
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.

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Somewhere in Wiltshire, the day Harry Potter left Hogwarts forever...

Lucius Malfoy, scion of the Malfoy Family Line and a true Pure-blood, found himself in a quandary. He had not been one of the lucky ones at His Master's current residence when The Daily Prophet had arrived, but he had been at his own family manor when Draco rushed into his study, the aforementioned paper clutched tightly in a white-knuckled grip. Lucius had never seen his son so flustered.

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5th-Feb-2012 09:09 am - Fic Rec: Rumor Has It (H/D)
Title: Rumor Has It
Author: HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack
Summary: There are a lot of strange rumours floating around about Potter and Malfoy. Rated T for swearing and excessive references to cherries.
Archived @: Fanfiction.net
Rating: T


My observations: You know how it works; Person A tells Person B a secret then Person B tells Person C only Person B gets the words mixed up and by the time the secret reaches Person Z, the whole story has changed. Yeah, this is one of those. And it's funny. :-)
5th-Jan-2012 09:50 pm - Free At Last - part 2
Title: Free At Last
Author: Lady B
Characters: ---
Summary: Harry's had enough.
Rating: ---
Genre: Pre-6th Year AU
Warnings: Language
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.

- - -

One Year Later...

At first, the high crumbling walls guarding a seemingly old castle located on the outskirts of the city of Great Barrington looked like any other rundown building...but if one knew where to look, the view behind the walls was much better than the view from the street.

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3rd-Dec-2011 05:27 pm - Truest Christmas Wish - I rec this every Christmas season
It's that time of year where I rec the one Snarry Christmas fic that always makes me cry. I've rec'd this one every year since I've read it (4 years now).

Title: The Truest Christmas Wish
Author: Constant Vigilance
Pairing: Snarry
Summary: A rewrite of a traditional Christmas story, Harry Potter style.
19th-Nov-2011 10:41 pm - Free At Last
Title: Free At Last
Author: Lady B
Summary: He's done. The Wizarding World can go hang themselves for all he cares. And woe be the one who tries to drag him back.
Characters/Pairings: TBD
Rating: Starts at PG13 but may go up.
Timeline: Takes place a few weeks after the DoM battle. 6th year fic.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Some rich, blonde, English woman does. I'm just playing in her backyard.
Author's Note: This was a plot bunny submitted to the Plot Bunnies Yahoo Group. I thought I'd give it a go. Please tell me if you think I should continue it. This is the first thing I've attempted to write in nearly 7 months.

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And it starts with a letter... )
7th-Oct-2011 11:23 pm - A Walk On The Wild Side - Chapter 2 (Original)

Title: A Walk on the Wild Side
Author: Lady Belz aka Lady Bahiya
Characters: All Original
Summary: Ebony and Ivory. Against all odds, two of the most opposite people ever born come together in that age old dance of love.
Genre: Interracial Romance
Rating: Mature
Disclaimer: All characters and plots are originally my own and [hopefully] do not resemble anything ever written past or present.

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Chapter 2


Exactly four days later, the two men stepped off of a plane into bright, warm sunshine, green, lush palm trees, gorgeous blue ocean water...and scantily clad women every time they turned their heads. Lennox eyed them over the top of his sunglasses, a quiet wolf-whistle easing past his lips. Marcus was doing some staring of his own.

"Why are we living in Florida again?" Lennox asked his friend. Marcus, who had been staring a leggy brunette across the terminal, shook his head.

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7th-Oct-2011 11:16 pm - A Walk on the Wild Side - Chapter 1 (original)
In an effort to try and jump start my muse, I'm trying to see how far I can go with something original. This story came to me a few nights ago after reading several interracial romance novels in a row.


Title: A Walk on the Wild Side
Author: Lady Belz aka Lady Bahiya
Characters: All Original
Summary: Ebony and Ivory. Against all odds, two of the most opposite people ever born come together in that age old dance of love.
Genre: Interracial Romance
Rating: Mature
Disclaimer: All characters and plots are originally my own and [hopefully] do not resemble anything ever written past or present.

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Chapter 1


Mykala was in her office, going over some numbers when her phone rang once. She absently picked up the receiver, cradling it between ear and shoulder.

"Yes?"

"Your brother is on line 2." came her assistance voice.

"Thank you." she smiled as she quickly switched lines. "Marcus." she greeted, happy to have the chance to speak to her brother.

"Hey sis!" came his voice clearly as if he wasn't thousands of miles away in Florida. "Got your message. What's up?"

"Can't a sister just want to say 'hi'?" she laughed, charmed by his exuberance.

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16th-May-2011 03:04 am - Angel's Curse [HP v CA]
Title: Angel's Curse
Author: Lady B
Summary: It was an unwritten rule not to reveal the magical world to the muggle world. Someone has broken that rule and pays the consequences.
Characters: Harry Potter vs Criss Angel
Rating: PG13
Author Note: Someone, can't remember who it was, posted this as a status on their Facebook: "Dear Criss Angel, You're blowing our cover in front of the muggles. Sincerely, Harry Potter"
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. Criss Angel belongs to himself. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.

As the so-called magician Criss Angel performed some slight of hand trick, he was unaware of the wand pointed directly at him from the shadows of the balcony above. The technicians off-stage waited for their cue to fire off the laser show at the end of the trick. Criss tapped the side of his wrist twice, the signal for the techs to launch the lights. A rainbow of colors surrounded Criss and a particularly bright green struck him dead center of his chest. Criss collapsed to the ground and at first the audience thought it was part of the trick. When he did not move for another ten minutes, someone was sent to check on him. When the paramedics were brought in, then and only then did panic reign supreme. As people scrambled toward the stage, no one noticed the dark haired, green-eyed man as he made his way out of the building, nor did they notice the small slip of paper that had fallen from Criss pocket that he had shoved there seconds before he was scheduled to be on stage...

"Dear Criss Angel, You're blowing our cover in front of the muggles. Sincerely, Harry Potter"

The note was never discovered as it had been swept away by the cleaning staff.

The end.
1st-Sep-2010 11:49 am - *BBTP Challenge Fic* It Only Seems Kinky The First Time (RL/HrG)

Title: It Only Seems Kinky The First Time
Author: Lady B
Characters: Hermione Granger-Weasley, Remus Lupin
Rating: This definitely falls under the NC17 rating.
Word Count: 3000+ words...Derek (my bitchy gay muse) stole the story away from me.
Genre: AU where Tonks & Snape died, Remus lived, and Hermione & Ron are divorced.
Warnings: Violence, nearly non-con, slight bestiality (blink and you'll miss it), slight D/s, anal sex, het sex, oral sex, language and lots and lots of smut. And a small plotty thing near the end.
Written for: Insanejournal's Bringing Back The Porn Challenge 2010
Summary: There was a reason why Severus Snape was the only one who could successfully brew the Wolfsbane potion...
Dislaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al.
Author's Note: Holy Fuck! I wrote het! And dirty het at that!

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11th-Aug-2010 12:49 pm - AWDT Drabble: The Jackalope and The Slytherins (PG13)
Title: The Jackalope and The Slytherins
Author: Lady B
Rating: PG13
Characters: Severus, Harry, Draco
Summary: You can't win against Slytherin cunning, no matter how old [you] they are.
Written for: [info]awdt prompt of You're asking way too much of me!
Word Count: 234 words
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al.
Author's Note: Been quite a while since I've done a drabble.

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27th-Mar-2010 10:57 pm - *Fic Rec* Poison Pen by GenkaiFan
It's been quite some time since I rec'd a story. Came across this one in a fic rec community and gave it a read...it's pretty good!

Title: Poison Pen
Author: GenkaiFan
Archived @: Fanfiction.net
Characters/Pairings: No pairings - Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, Filius Flitwick, Ragnok, The Goblins of Gringotts, et al
Rating: PG13
Summary: Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Status: WIP with 25 chapters, last updated March, 26, 2010
25th-Dec-2009 01:07 am - The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way Pt 10 (Day 12)

Title: The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way Pt 10
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus
Rating: PG13 for language
Summary: Draco and Severus knew that Harry never had an ideal Christmas, growing up with The Dursleys. They were determined to give him the best Christmas ever – the muggle way. No one told Draco it would be so hard!
Author's Note: I sat here the last few weeks thinking of what I was going to write for my annual HP-themed Christmas fic and this popped into my head. This will most be a series of song-fic drabbles to the tune of "The 12 Pains of Christmas" by The Bob Rivers Comedy Troupe.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. "The 12 Pains Of Christmas" is written by Bob Rivers and I do not claim the rights to this song. I am not making any money from this, I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Song Links: Want to listen to the song? You can listen to it here. To download it for your own collection, you can find it here.

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The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: singing Christmas carols...

Harry sat between Draco and Severus at the Royal Opera House in London, watching the Vienna Boys Choir perform their annual Christmas concert. He was enchanted with the music, letting it fill his heart with Christmas joy and love. He raised the hand on his left, kissing Severus's palm. Severus gifted him with a warm smile and a whispered "I love you."

Harry turned to look at Draco, stunned by what he saw on his face. Draco had tears streaming down his cheeks and his eyes were wide in awe. Harry gently touched his arm and Draco looked at him.

"I love you, Harry." Draco whispered. Harry's own eyes widened. It was the first time he could recall since their bonding that Draco had ever said those words.

The smile those three words placed on Harry's face, would live in Draco's memory forever.

"I love you, too, Draco. Merry Christmas." Harry smiled, leaning forward to kiss him.


The End!
24th-Dec-2009 09:39 pm - The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way Pt 9 (Day 11)

Title: The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way Pt 9
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus
Rating: PG13 for language
Summary: Draco and Severus knew that Harry never had an ideal Christmas, growing up with The Dursleys. They were determined to give him the best Christmas ever – the muggle way. No one told Draco it would be so hard!
Author's Note: I sat here the last few weeks thinking of what I was going to write for my annual HP-themed Christmas fic and this popped into my head. This will most be a series of song-fic drabbles to the tune of "The 12 Pains of Christmas" by The Bob Rivers Comedy Troupe.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. "The 12 Pains Of Christmas" is written by Bob Rivers and I do not claim the rights to this song. I am not making any money from this, I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Song Links: Want to listen to the song? You can listen to it here. To download it for your own collection, you can find it here.

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The eleventh thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me: stale TV specials...

"You know Dasher...and Dancer...and Prancer...and Vixen..." Draco stared at the television screen, trying his damnedest to stop his eye from twitching. Harry had fallen in love with the movie "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" some years before and had been watching it every year since.

His hand twitched toward the remote, wondering if he could get away with changing the channel. Then Harry snuggled closer, nuzzling his nose in the warmth of Draco's neck, and stilled in his sleep with a small sigh. Draco gave him a tender smile and moved his hand away from the remote. Across the room, Severus caught his eye and smiled warmly.

I understand now. Draco murmured in his mind.

Good. Severus nodded.
23rd-Dec-2009 07:34 am - The 12 Pains of Christmas part 7 (Day 10)

Title: The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way Pt 7
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus
Rating: PG13 for language
Summary: Draco and Severus knew that Harry never had an ideal Christmas, growing up with The Dursleys. They were determined to give him the best Christmas ever – the muggle way. No one told Draco it would be so hard!
Author's Note: I sat here the last few weeks thinking of what I was going to write for my annual HP-themed Christmas fic and this popped into my head. This will most be a series of song-fic drabbles to the tune of "The 12 Pains of Christmas" by The Bob Rivers Comedy Troupe.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. "The 12 Pains Of Christmas" is written by Bob Rivers and I do not claim the rights to this song. I am not making any money from this, I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Song Links: Want to listen to the song? You can listen to it here. To download it for your own collection, you can find it here.

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The tenth thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me: "Batteries not included!"

Such an innocuous phrase. Draco sighed, staring at the three words at the bottom of the box.

He knew what it meant of course.

Why did I let Severus talk me into buying this thing?

"Because you asked me what Harry never had as a child and I told you one of those hand held electronic games teenage muggle boys are so fond of. Not my fault you forgot batteries for it." Severus replied, guessing Draco's thoughts.

"I don't supposed you would know if any are around here?" Draco asked, staring at all the open bags and wrapping paper covering every surface of their bedroom.

"Accio triple a batteries!" Severus grinned, watching as one of the smaller bags flew into his hand.

"Thank you, Severus." Draco said, his heart melting a little.

Severus offered Draco one of his rare smiles, "You're welcome."

Draco went back to his wrapping.

He's finally starting to get it. Severus nodded to himself.
22nd-Dec-2009 06:38 am - The 12 Pains of Christmas part 6 (Day 9)

Title: The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way Pt 6
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus
Rating: PG13 for language
Summary: Draco and Severus knew that Harry never had an ideal Christmas, growing up with The Dursleys. They were determined to give him the best Christmas ever – the muggle way. No one told Draco it would be so hard!
Author's Note: I sat here the last few weeks thinking of what I was going to write for my annual HP-themed Christmas fic and this popped into my head. This will most be a series of song-fic drabbles to the tune of "The 12 Pains of Christmas" by The Bob Rivers Comedy Troupe.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. "The 12 Pains Of Christmas" is written by Bob Rivers and I do not claim the rights to this song. I am not making any money from this, I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Song Links: Want to listen to the song? You can listen to it here. To download it for your own collection, you can find it here.

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The ninth thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me: finding parking spaces...

Harry sat in the back of the sleek silver Jag, struggling not to laugh as Draco moved the car up and down the parking lot of the shopping center. Draco had insisted on going Christmas shopping the muggle way and Harry didn't argue with him, allowing this small concession for the holidays.

Draco didn't count on having to fight people for an empty spot.

"There's one." Severus pointed out, watching as a car pulled out. Draco sighed with relief, but the minute he started to turn in, a smaller, faster car beat him to it. The man got out and looked a Draco with a rueful grin.

"Sorry, buddy! Better luck next year!" the man called out before jogging into the building. Harry felt the magic in the air and decided to, just this once, let Draco have his way. It was only fair, after all he had put up with over the last week.

Before Severus could blink, Draco had drawn his wand and levitated the man's car to the roof of the mall, obliviating any muggles who witnessed the strange phenomenon. Smirking at his lovers, he pulled into the empty slot.

"Feel better now?" Severus asked.

"Much." Draco smiled, opening the car door, "Let's go shopping!"
21st-Dec-2009 12:37 am - *Holiday Fic* The 12 Pains of Christmas pt 5 (Day #8)

Title: The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way Pt 5
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus
Rating: PG13 for language
Summary: Draco and Severus knew that Harry never had an ideal Christmas, growing up with The Dursleys. They were determined to give him the best Christmas ever – the muggle way. No one told Draco it would be so hard!
Author's Note: I sat here the last few weeks thinking of what I was going to write for my annual HP-themed Christmas fic and this popped into my head. This will most be a series of song-fic drabbles to the tune of "The 12 Pains of Christmas" by The Bob Rivers Comedy Troupe.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. "The 12 Pains Of Christmas" is written by Bob Rivers and I do not claim the rights to this song. I am not making any money from this, I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Song Links: Want to listen to the song? You can listen to it here. To download it for your own collection, you can find it here.

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The eighth thing at Christmas, that's such a pain to me: I WANT A TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!

For the tenth time this day, Draco wondered how he let Harry and Severus talk him into this ridiculous farce.

Oh yeah! Harry gave me his sad-eyed, kicked puppy look, and Severus threatened to withhold sex...for a month!

"Smile...Santa!" Harry hissed between his teeth as the next child in line moved to sit on "Santa" Draco's lap. Draco resisted the urge to growl and turned a bright smile on the blonde, blue-eyed boy in his lap.

"And what do you want for Christmas, little boy? (1)" Draco/Santa asked. The little boy looked at him with wide unblinking eyes for the longest time. Just when Draco was about to send the child on his way, he came back to reality with a blink.

"I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!" the boy exclaimed in one breath. Draco stared at him, shocked for a moment, before an absurd thought came to him.

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid! Merry Christmas!" And he pushed the little menace off his lap.

"Draco!" Harry growled.

"Don't tell me you didn't think of it either."

"I did, but still -"

"I will not contribute to the delinquency of a minor, no matter how long Severus holds back sex." Draco whispered. Harry couldn't help but chuckle as he drew forward the next child.

"I WANT A TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!" the kid shouted directly in Draco's ear. Draco looked at Harry, whose face was bright red with suppressed laughter.

"You. Owe. Me." Draco growled.

(1) From the Jean Sheppard movie "A Christmas Story" – which I also do not own.
20th-Dec-2009 11:25 am - *Holiday Fic* The 12 Pains of Christmas pt 4 (Day #7)

Title: The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way Pt 4
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus
Rating: PG13 for language
Summary: Draco and Severus knew that Harry never had an ideal Christmas, growing up with The Dursleys. They were determined to give him the best Christmas ever – the muggle way. No one told Draco it would be so hard!
Author's Note: I sat here the last few weeks thinking of what I was going to write for my annual HP-themed Christmas fic and this popped into my head. This will most be a series of song-fic drabbles to the tune of "The 12 Pains of Christmas" by The Bob Rivers Comedy Troupe.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. "The 12 Pains Of Christmas" is written by Bob Rivers and I do not claim the rights to this song. I am not making any money from this, I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Song Links: Want to listen to the song? You can listen to it here. To download it for your own collection, you can find it here.

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The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: The Salvation Army.

"And just why are we doing this again?" Draco wondered as he skirted around dozens of boxes that had been stacked in their attic. Harry blew dust off one such box and sneezed.

"Because we don't need any of this stuff anymore." Severus replied, handing Harry a handkerchief.

"But it's my stuff, why should I give it to some dirty little orphan who probably won't take care of it properly?" Draco scowled. Harry looked up at him sharply, pain in his eyes.

"I'm one of those 'dirty little orphans', Draco. I can't believe you just said that." Harry whispered, hurt.

"Harry-" But Harry brushed by him, leaving him and Severus alone in the attic.

"After all that Harry has been through, you say the one thing guaranteed to hurt him the most. I cannot believe you, Draco." Severus said, disappointment coloring his tone.

"I didn't mean it, you know that."

"Then you also know why this charity function is important to Harry!" Severus snapped.

"I suppose you're mad at me, too." Draco sighed. Severus sat down next to Draco on the dusty floor and pulled him close.

"I'm not mad at you. I'm mad over the fact that after all we've been through to be together, all the battles we've fought, you still can't let your heart go."

"Someone once told me I don't have a heart." Draco stated.

"Do you love me?" Severus wondered. Draco looked at him, startled.

"Of course I do."

"Do you love Harry?"

"Yes."

"How do you know, Draco?" Severus asked. Draco stared at him, unsure how to answer. Severus saw this in his eyes and nodded. He got to his feet, dusting himself off. "When you know the answer, only then will your heart decide." Severus turned and left the room.
15th-Dec-2009 05:50 pm - *Holiday Fic* The 12 Pains Of Christmas - The Hogwarts Way Pt 3

Title: The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way Pt 3
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus
Rating: PG13 for language
Summary: Draco and Severus knew that Harry never had an ideal Christmas, growing up with The Dursleys. They were determined to give him the best Christmas ever – the muggle way. No one told Draco it would be so hard!
Author's Note: I sat here the last few weeks thinking of what I was going to write for my annual HP-themed Christmas fic and this popped into my head. This will most be a series of song-fic drabbles to the tune of "The 12 Pains of Christmas" by The Bob Rivers Comedy Troupe.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. "The 12 Pains Of Christmas" is written by Bob Rivers and I do not claim the rights to this song. I am not making any money from this, I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Song Links: Want to listen to the song? You can listen to it here. To download it for your own collection, you can find it here.

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The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Five months of bills!

Draco stared at the roll of parchment that seemed to stretch from one end of the house to another.

"What's this, then?" he wondered, proud of the fact that his voice was calm.

"A list of things I bought for the orphanages and Hogwarts." Harry told him, checking something on the parchment to the items in the large box on the floor.

"And what, exactly, did you buy for the little tykes?"

"Clothes, toys, a couple of Christmas trees, lights, stockings, four large Christmas hams..." As Harry rattled off his extremely large list, Draco clenched his fist at his sides and counted backward from seven million...in Swahili.

An hour later...

"...new cauldrons, potions supplies, new Quidditch gear, brooms, new tables for the Great Hall, and dinnerware." Harry finished, "You're angry."

Draco let out a slow steady breath, "I'm not angry. I'm just wondering why you felt the need to buy it all at once."

"Because it's Christmas and I wanted to. I never had a lot when I was younger and now that I have so much, I want to give back to the very people who accepted me, made me feel like I belonged here."

"Sounds like a good reason to me." Severus nodded.

"You okay with this?" Harry wondered. Draco saw the saddened look in his lover's eyes and felt his heart melt. He smiled and pulled Harry into his arms.

"It's fine, Harry."

"Thanks, love." Harry whispered in his ear.

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The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: facing the in-laws...

Draco bit back the words that wanted to escape when he stepped out of the floo. All he could see was a room full of red hair and freckles. One of the twins (and it galled him to no end he still couldn't tell them apart after all these years) instantly latched on to his leg and wouldn't let go.

"Merry Christmas, Uncle Draco." the little ball of energy smiled up at him.

In for a knut... "Merry Christmas, Charity." Draco replied. The 6-year old girl clinging to his leg smiled widely at him, revealing two missing teeth.

"You remembered my name this time!" He bent down and pulled the littlest Weasley into his arms.

"Well so I did. And where is your sister?"

"Serenity took Uncle Harry into the back to show him her new broom. Grandma Molly said we could try them out tomorrow."

"Draco! You made it!" exclaimed Molly, coming into the kitchen. She took Charity from him and shooed her into the living room before taking Draco's things and shoving a glass of eggnog into his hands. He set it down quickly when she wasn't looking and waded his way through the sea of Red to join his partners near the warm fire beside the Christmas tree.

This may be the best Christmas yet, if I'm starting to tolerate The Weasleys. Draco thought to himself as he pulled Harry into his arms. Harry smiled at him and rested his head on Draco's shoulder as the soft sounds of a Christmas melody filtered from the wireless.
9th-Dec-2009 02:14 am - *Holiday Fic* The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way Pt 2

Title: The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way Pt 2
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus
Rating: PG13 for language
Summary: Draco and Severus knew that Harry never had an ideal Christmas, growing up with The Dursleys. They were determined to give him the best Christmas ever – the muggle way. No one told Draco it would be so hard!
Author's Note: I sat here the last few weeks thinking of what I was going to write for my annual HP-themed Christmas fic and this popped into my head. This will most be a series of song-fic drabbles to the tune of "The 12 Pains of Christmas" by The Bob Rivers Comedy Troupe.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. "The 12 Pains Of Christmas" is written by Bob Rivers and I do not claim the rights to this song. I am not making any money from this, I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Song Links: Want to listen to the song? You can listen to it here. To download it for your own collection, you can find it here.

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The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Hangovers...

"Draco, you need to get up. You'll be late for work." a voice whispered in his ear. Draco groaned and turned his head toward the speaker, regretting it not a moment later when a herd of dragons began doing the Can-Can in his head.

"Am I dead?" he moaned.

"No, but you should be after all that eggnog you drank last night. Didn't I warn you George always spikes it with vodka?" Draco cracked open an eye and stared at Harry and Severus, both of whom had amused smirks on their faces.

"Just kill me," Draco told them, "I could use a Hangover potion right now."

"Hermione took the last of it for Ron and I haven't had a chance to brew more. You'll have to cure it the muggle way." Severus told him smugly. Draco looked at him, stunned, as Harry set a large glass on the bedside table.

"Tomato juice and hot sauce. Will definitely cure what ails you. Who wants steak and eggs?" Harry asked. Draco turned green and bolted for the bathroom.

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The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Sending Christmas Cards...

"Oh this is beyond ridiculous!" Draco exclaimed, staring at the pile of cards covering every available surface of their living room.

"You promised you'd help me." Harry pouted.

"I promised to help you send Christmas cards to a few select people! Not the whole bloody wizarding community!"

"There are muggle ones here as well." Severus stated from his desk where he was tackling a stack of cards from former Hogwarts staff and students.

Harry scowled at him, "Fine, if you aren't going to help you can sleep in the guest room tonight."

After a moment of silence, Draco shuffled over to the chair across the desk that Harry was using and picked up an unsealed envelope.

"Can I at least use magic?"

"No." Harry told him, "Get licking."

"I'd rather be licking anything but envelopes right now." Draco muttered, thinking he hadn't been heard.

"That can be arranged. I believe our former Minister Fudge needs his arse shined." Severus stated, getting angry on Harry's behalf. Severus was getting sick of Draco's general whining and upsetting Harry. Draco's face flushed red and he silently began licking envelopes.

Hours later...

"Hear that, Harry?" Severus asked. Harry looked up at him.

"What's that?"

"Blessed silence." Severus smiled, pointedly looking at Draco. Draco scowled at them both.

"I warned you not to lick your lips after all those envelopes. Not my fault your lips glued shut." Harry laughed. Draco turned his glare up another notch, which had no effect on Harry. Harry waved his wand to clean Draco's face and proceeded to snog him senseless. Draco forgot his anger after that, "Thank you for helping me."

"You're welcome." Draco smiled, still dazed from the kiss.

Maybe this won't be so bad, if it keeps putting a smile on his face. Draco thought to himself...
7th-Dec-2009 09:37 am - *Holiday Fic* The 12 Pains Of Christmas - Hogwarts Way

Title: The 12 Pains Of Christmas – The Hogwarts Way
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus
Rating: PG13 for language
Summary: Draco and Severus knew that Harry never had an ideal Christmas, growing up with The Dursleys. They were determined to give him the best Christmas ever – the muggle way. No one told Draco it would be so hard!
Author's Note: I sat here the last few weeks thinking of what I was going to write for my annual HP-themed Christmas fic and this popped into my head. This will most be a series of song-fic drabbles to the tune of "The 12 Pains of Christmas" by The Bob Rivers Comedy Troupe.
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. "The 12 Pains Of Christmas" is written by Bob Rivers and I do not claim the rights to this song. I am not making any money from this, I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Song Links: Want to listen to the song? You can listen to it here. To download it for your own collection, you can find it here.



The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me, is finding a Christmas tree...

They had been wandering the lot of trees for what seemed like hours.

"Severus, I'm freezing! Why can't I use a heating charm?" Draco complained for the thousandth time. Severus had to clamp down on the urge to hex him.

"Because we promised Harry we wouldn't." Severus growled.

"This sucks." Draco whined.

"Don't be childish." Severus sighed, rolling his eyes when he caught Draco sticking his tongue out.

Harry ran toward them, eyes sparkling, face flushed with the cold and excitement.

"I found it!" he grinned, grabbing Draco's hand.

"S'about bloody time." Draco muttered. Severus could only shake his head as he followed his partners...

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The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights...

"Why the hell aren't these lights blinking?" Draco complained later that evening. Severus felt his inner temperature go for mildly annoyed to slow-simmering rage.

"The flasher light is blown, hang on a minute." Harry stated, digging through a packet of spare bulbs he'd purchased. He quickly located the darkened bulb and changed it, grinning with delight when the lights began their twinkling right away. "I'm going to check on the popcorn. Think you can handle those lights?"

"Got it covered. How hard can it be?" Draco replied. Harry kissed Draco's cheek as he got to his feet, rubbing Severus's shoulder as he passed on his way to the kitchen.

"Draco you don't know what you're doing, do you?" Severus asked once Harry was out of earshot. Draco pulled out his wand.

"Easy as pie." Draco smirked.

"You promised." Severus reminded him.

"I hate muggles." Draco grumbled, stashing his wand away...

When Harry returned to the living room, he nearly bit his tongue in half to prevent himself from laughing at the sight he was now witness to.

Draco had tried hanging the lights on the tree and had gotten himself tangled up in the cords.

Severus, stoic man that he was famous for being, had no such qualms and was practically laying on the floor with laughter.

With a flick of his hand, Harry freed his lover, a small smile on his face.

"Fine! You're so bloody smart, you put up these lights!" Draco growled at Severus before storming away.

"Severus!" Harry sighed.

"I'll get him." he chuckled, wiping tears of mirth from his eyes. Harry laughed and went back into the kitchen, knowing Severus would calm Draco down...



The third and fourth things coming next time...
TBC...
21st-Sep-2009 09:50 am - *Drabble* Death By Chocolate (Trio)
Title: Death By Chocolate
Author: Lady B
Challenge: This weeks AWDT prompt of "What do you mean we're out of chocolate?"
Pairing: Severus/Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione
Rating: PG13
Warnings: implied Mpreg
Summary: Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy, once part of Voldemort's Death Eaters, fearless in the face of of danger at every turn, are now completely afraid for their lives.
Disclaimer: All owned by JK Rowling and various companies.
Author's Note: Been a while since I've been on LJ/IJ and AWDT and this one jumped out at me.



Up until this point in their lives, Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape were not afraid of anything. They had fought beside and against one of the most feared Dark Lords in wizarding history and came away with their lives intact. They spent time in Azkaban for their sins and came away with their sanity intact.

And then Harry Potter came into their lives like a dervish, ruthlessly breaking down all their carefully constructed walls.

Read more... )
13th-Jul-2009 09:44 pm - *New* (tentative title) Rogue of the Rune Heart (original)
Title: Rogue of the Rune Heart
Author: Belinda aka Lady B
Genre: Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Romance, Action, Adventure
Rating: R
Summary: She was a princess with the heart of a warrior. He was a space pilot with the heart of a knight. When the fates conspire against them, will they be able to withstand the pressure?
Disclaimer: This is an original work of fiction. All characters and plot lines are mine alone.


1.

Andras, Supreme Ruler of the Kingdom of the Four Lances, stared at the paper in his hand, a frown on his face and fear in his heart. He looked at the person that delivered the news to him.

"Are you sure of this?" he asked, his voice betraying nothing.

"As sure as I am of the sun rising in the morn, My Lord." came the smooth reply. Andras took a moment to think.

"And what of the messenger?"

"Dead, My Lord. A necessary thing, I assure you."

"I see."

"What shall we do, My Lord? The princess must be protected at all costs, if this note is to be believed."

"Call the Council. I will meet with them in a few hours to get their opinions."

"As you wish." the man bowed and turned to leave.

"And Akor?" Andras called. The man known as Akor turned to look back.

"Tell no one of this. Secrecy is of the utmost importance."

"As you will it, Sire." Akor bowed and left. If anyone had been looking at him then, they would have wondered about the smirk firmly planted on his face.

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Thoughts, opinions? :)
5th-Jul-2009 11:01 am - *Fic Rec* You Had Me From... (H/D) by La Nuit
Title: You Had Me From...
Author: La Nuit
Archived @: HPFandom.net
Rating: Mature
Status: WIP @ 7 Chapters, last update July, 5, 2009
Genre: Post-War, Romance, Humor, H/C
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Summary: Post-war and a lot has changed at Hogwarts. The Golden Trio return for their seventh year and Harry learns just how very powerful words are...


Lady B's Observations: Harry doesn't think he's gay, especially gay for one Draco Malfoy, and he sets out to prove it...but the rest of the student body can clearly see that he is. The river of De Nile is long and paved with good intentions.

You'll definitely laugh at this one. Updates are slow but worth the wait.
8th-Jun-2009 02:34 am - *Original* Closer Than Yesterday
Sorry guys and gals...I need a serious break from fandom at the moment. I found this on one of my cds and decided to see if inspiration strikes.

Title: Closer Than Yesterday (originally titled Fourth Times A Charm)
Author: Lady B
Date Started: July.14.2003
Date Picked Up Again: June.07.2009
Genre: Original Het
Rating: R
Summary: Zander loved Ava, but couldn't take that final step to make her a permanent part of his life, so he ran away...again. For Ava, being stood up at the altar for the third time was the last straw and she has written Zander out of her life, seemingly for good. When Zander comes back to town, determined to cross that line, will Ava take him back, or is it too little, too late?
Disclaimer: This is an original work of fiction. Any reference to real persons of interest are wholly coincidental. All characters are from my own imagination. I am not making money from this fic...darn it.

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I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.  ~Author Unknown


Summer...2001...

It was supposed to be the happiest day of her life. And for the third time, it turned into a disaster. Ava stared down at the miles of white Vera Wang in her hands, gently rubbing the gold brocade trim that had taken nearly two weeks to sew. The flowers that made up her bouquet, flown in from Hawaii only hours before were slowly wilting on the bench next to her.

Around her, friends and family milled about the antechamber of the church she should have been getting married in, the buzz of their conversations passing through her ears in a fog.

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20th-May-2009 12:09 pm - *Rec* Draco The Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren (Harry/Draco)
Title: Draco The Cowardly Lion
Author: Lomonaaeren
Archived @: Fanfiction.net
Summary: When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better?
Genre: AU Crackfic
Rating: PG13 for implied sex
Status: Complete One-shot

I only have 1 thing to say...
15th-May-2009 10:13 pm - *New* Three Men And A Harry
Title: Three Men And A Harry
Author: Lady B
Genre: Non-magic AU
Rating: Rated PG13
Setting: Sunny California
Characters: Harry, Severus, Remus, Sirius and various others.
Summary: Take three confirmed bachelors. Add in one cute baby. Mix together and get ready for the ride of a lifetime.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Three Men And A Baby belongs to Leonard Nimoy and Touchstone Pictures.
Note: I was inspired by a one-shot I read on FFN and the movie, Three Men and a Baby.


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It was a bright and sunny Saturday morning on Mysteria Walk. In a house located on a cliff overlooking the bay, one of the three resident bachelors was slowly waking. Now, these three bachelors had been longtime friends and business parters. They knew each other very well, and had their Saturday routine down to an art. It was Remus who always woke first to start the coffee, feed the animals and get the newspaper. Severus would awake just shortly after to start breakfast. Sirius was the last one to wake, who would then take the dog for a walk before they would all shower and start their various Saturday morning chores.

But this morning's routine was about to be thrown slightly out of whack...

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11th-May-2009 08:42 am - *Update* Their Fathers Daughters Chapter 2 (H/S)

Title: Their Fathers Daughters
Author: Lady B
Characters/Pairings: Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson, Brenda Fay Potter-Snape, Brenna May Potter-Snape, Evan Ray Potter-Snape, Thora Jean Malfoy and others.
Genre: AU
Warnings: Fluff, OOC, implied Mpreg
Rating: PG13 - R for language
Summary: What's it like being the children of The Boy-Who-Lived, his best girl-friend, and two Ex-Death Eaters? Join Harry, Severus, Draco and Hermione on their travels through parenthood.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. The characters of Brenda, Brenna, Evan, Thora and Henry are all mine.
Author's Note: I decided I needed to add more Harry/Severus to my diet.

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Chapter 2: Shared...

It was a few hours later that Harry returned to consciousness. The hospital ward was silent, and he could hear the murmur of students going to classes in the hallway beyond. There was note from Poppy along with a vial of blue potion resting next to his glasses. He pulled them on before reading the note.
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24th-Apr-2009 11:24 pm - *Update* Their Fathers Daughters - Chapter 1

Title: Their Fathers Daughters
Author: Lady B
Characters/Pairings: Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley/Pansy Parkinson, Brenda Fay Potter-Snape, Brenna May Potter-Snape, Evan Ray Potter-Snape, Thora Jean Malfoy and others.
Genre: AU
Warnings: Fluff, OOC, implied Mpreg
Rating: PG13 - R for language
Summary: What's it like being the children of The Boy-Who-Lived, his best girl-friend, and two Ex-Death Eaters? Join Harry, Severus, Draco and Hermione on their travels through parenthood.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. The characters of Brenda, Brenna, Evan, Thora and Henry are all mine.
Author's Note: I decided I needed to add more Harry/Severus to my diet.

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Chapter 1: In The Beginning...

Harry stared at Madame Pomfrey like she had grown a second head. He had come to her because she was the only medical professional he could trust not to spill his life's history to the many wizarding news agencies that liked to speculate on his life, whether it was true or not.

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