LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY queencallipygos)

Okay - I had an article up here that was a bit of a stretch, and upon reflection (and the encouragement of those below), I agree that this was too much of a stretch.

I'll leave this post up for a little while and then will delete it. (Hey, I believe that when you're a dork, and you realize you've been a dork, you should really go all out and admit it. :-> )