LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY cheap_laugh)

Yes, kiddies, this person believes The Onion to be a Bastion of Truth... and fails to understand the Nature of Satire

from her blog comes this:

Here are some quotes from a pro-abortion person, Miss Caroline Weber, who wrote an article at The Onion online magazine.

The Onion Article

When referring to the killing of her child she said:

"I am totally psyched for this abortion!"

"Those pro-life activists made it pretty clear that, unlike me, they actually think abortion is bad and to be avoided. Are they nuts? Abortion is the best!"

"It wasn't until now that I was lucky enough to be pregnant with a child I had no means to support."

"I just know it's going to be the best non-anesthetized invasive uterine surgery ever!"

Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done.

Apparently, she, unlike the jackass who thought The Onion was indeed the Paper of Record, and posted their post-9/11 stories as the real thing, cannot be forgiven for not understanding American Humor. Shjust doesn't get it