LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY happydog)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060331/ap_on_fe_st/dodgeball_rage_3

LIBERTY, Mo. - A youth minister was charged with assault for allegedly knocking a 16-year-old boy down and kicking him in the groin after taking a head shot from the teen in a dodgeball game.

David M. Boudreaux, 27, was charged Wednesday with one count of third-degree assault. According to court documents, the incident happened in February at Crescent Lake Christian Academy.

Authorities said the teen missed Boudreaux with one throw but then knocked the youth minister's glasses off with the next.

The boy apologized, authorities said, but Boudreaux pushed him backward, and when the teen got up again, Boudreaux kicked him in the groin and left.

The teen suffered whiplash and post-concussion syndrome and had blood in his urine after being kicked, according to court records.

Boudreaux later apologized, prosecutors said.

Jeanne D. Hewitt, administrator of Crescent Lake Christian Academy, said Boudreaux had been placed on administrative leave.

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I'm sure we can all see the Good Fundamentalist Christian Family Values demonstrated here.

perhaps... Spare the rod, use your foot?

or was he thinking ahead, preventing the lad from committing fornication in advance?

Either way, hooray for Crescent Lake Christian Academy!

LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY pearlandopal)

I just posted this to my own journal and thought you guys might get a kick out of it. I don't think this is dominionist, just run-of-the-mill wackjobs. If it's not appropriate I'll take it down, but thought we could all use a smile or two.

And now, for your edification, I present:

The Weirdest Piece of Junk Mail Ever. ( just gets weirder from here... )

...I have no words. Click on the pictures to see my snarky comments.