LJ-SEC: (ORIGINALLY POSTED BY sunfell)

OBJECTIVE Christian Ministries

These folks make Landover Baptist look like a Pagan Picnic (and they want shut LB down!). Not only that, but their previous web host wasn't Christian enough for them:

June 4, 2003 -- We have moved again. While closely rereading the Statement of Faith of our previous webhost, Cross Spot, we made the sad discovery that they are not firm enough in their opposition to the erroneous doctrine of triclavianism. As such, we feel that it is best that we part our ways, but we will keep them in our prayers. We are currently investigating different web hosting options. Until we finalize our plans, we will be temporarily keeping the OBJECTIVE: Ministries site here, at the address http://objective.jesussave.us/. If you link to us here, please watch for updates in case we move. You can find important updates at our store. If you would like to help us host our site, please email us. Thank you and God bless.

And what on earth is so important about 'triclavianism'? (goes a-Googling...)

triclavianism n 1838 -1838
belief that only three nails were used at Christ's crucifixion.

If it isn't in the Bible, it literally is untrue.

Sunfell

Editor's note...

Well, folks, my horn has been well and truly honked, I am afraid. This is also a parody site- a 'rival' of Landover Baptist, if you can believe it. Goes to show you that the wool can truly be pulled over our eyes- and the Creator definitely has a sense of humor.

Sorry about that!

seriously scary seriously hilarious

Sunfell (with lemon merangue on her face...)