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Tweak says, "Coming to take me away he he!"

Wesley Leon (mamawes) wrote in dalton_rpg,
@ 2010-11-23 23:43:00

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From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu
To: "Dalton Student Body"
Subject: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes

As you all traverse across space and time to your places of origin, I feel compelled as your health coordinator to remind you all to have a safe holiday season. Whether you're the one in charge of carving the turkey or watching the newborn baby as she slumbers in her crib, just know that danger is lurking around every corner. Keep a first aid kit ready and handy in case of emergencies with the carving knife or a diaper rash. Remember to take your vitamins and eat your leafy greens and not to take your uncle up on that offer to get you drunker than your cousin Bob was on his 21st birthday.

Still with me?

Actually, this is me finally sending out one of those "health notices" that apparently I'm required to send you all once a month. So shit, if anyone asks, you totally got something from me around Halloween telling you not to take candy from strangers. And a welcome-to-Dalton-don't-eat-all-the-cough-drops-or-I'll-shank-you email from me in September. Got it?

Eat lots of turkey and nobody get any shiny new STDs over break, because I am not going to the nurse to ask about those special creams for you. You're on your own, fuckers.

Wes OUT.

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	benjamin_isaiah 2010-11-24 05:02 am UTC (link)
	From: benjamin.dubois@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Over dramatic, much? ;P Have a good break, Wes. Take care. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-24 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: benjamin.dubois@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes You know how I roll. Back at'cha! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	blackson 2010-11-24 05:31 am UTC (link)
	From: blaine.jackson@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Wait, you didn't send those emails in October and September? Because I could have sworn I remembered getting some... ;) You take care for Thanksgiving too, Wes. Don't eat yourself sick (or eat all your cough drops!) Much Love, Your BJ (Reply to this) (Thread)

mamawes
2010-11-24 05:12 pm UTC (link)

From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu
To: blaine.jackson@dalton.edu
Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes

You're the best. Have I told you lately that you're my favorite? Because you are.

And I'll have you know I am required (probably by law) to leave all medical supplies with the nurse over break.

Hugs and Kisses and other appropriate wishes, ~~Oh hey that rhymes!~~
Wes

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	blackson 2010-11-24 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	From: blaine.jackson@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Just like how you were required to send out these emails (which I totally got, of course)? Wes, you dork. Love you too. Blaine (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-24 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: blaine.jackson@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Shut up, I totally turned it all in! ~~And the fact that my mom has real candy at home had nothing to do with my willingness to part with the cough drops.~~ I feel obligated to continue this circle of ~~life~~ love we've got going on here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackson 2010-11-24 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	From: blaine.jackson@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes I just thought you should know, as the resident HC, if you hear any rumors about me having any STDs, shiny new ones or battered old ones, they are lies. Your adoring and disease free BJ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-24 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: blaine.jackson@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Good boy. Although I hope if that dreaded event ever was to come to pass, you'd be smart enough to tell me straight up. You and David are probably the only two exceptions to the "you're on your own" rule. Stay clean, lovely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blackson 2010-11-24 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	From: blaine.jackson@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes I knew you loved me. :) But no, seriously, you know I'm 110% committed to safe sex. You won't catch me with an STD. Or infecting the school. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mamawes
2010-11-24 06:30 pm UTC (link)

From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu
To: blaine.jackson@dalton.edu
Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes

Which is why I point to the ceiling when guys try to ask me for condoms instead of cough drops. Sneaky bastards.

Oh, PS, Nurse Connie told me that there's something called "awareness week" going on in early December, and all building staff are supposed to get involved. She promised to email the details over break. So just a heads up.

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	blackson 2010-11-24 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	From: blaine.jackson@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes I'm running out of the flavored ones. Apparently, Dalton boys like strawberry. I'll need to stock up this weekend. Awareness of what? Sex? Drugs? Rock and roll? I'm game for all of the above! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mamawes
2010-11-24 06:44 pm UTC (link)

From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu
To: blaine.jackson@dalton.edu
Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes

TMI, my dear Blaine. ~~But I'm totally visiting you if my girlfriend ever does decide she's ready. Because I'm a gentleman who waits.~~

I'm gonna say yes to the first two and no (unfortunately) to the last one. But if Nurse Connie's in charge it's probably awareness of how to kill bacteria and why eating vegetables is important.

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	cjmatthews 2010-11-24 06:50 am UTC (link)
	From: colby.matthews@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes tl;dr (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-24 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: colby.matthews@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Shut up, I made it funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cjmatthews 2010-11-24 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	From: colby.matthews@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE:RE Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Did you? It was too long for me to read. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-24 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: colby.matthews@dalton.edu Subject: RE:RE:RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Oh, right, I forgot you have the attention span of a two year old... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cjmatthews 2010-11-24 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	From: colby.matthews@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Sum it up for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-24 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: colby.matthews@dalton.edu Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes First aid kits are the shit and I've totally been sending you all health notices if anyone asks. Also, don't get any STDs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cjmatthews 2010-11-24 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	From: colby.matthews@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Why didn't you just say that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-24 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: colby.matthews@dalton.edu Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Because that's no fun. And because I made it funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cjmatthews 2010-11-24 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	From: colby.matthews@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes You're weird Wes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	elikay 2010-11-24 06:51 am UTC (link)
	From: eli.kay@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Better late than never with sending out the emails, huh? :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-24 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: eli.kay@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes My thoughts exactly. :P (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rahrahraf 2010-11-24 08:04 am UTC (link)
	From: raphael.nelson@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes I've no plans of going near carving knives or babies. I may be at risk of ODing on turkey though. Is there a cure for that? Dammit Wes, you should have sent those notices! How was I to know not to go into the shady van with the 'Free Candy' sign on it?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

mamawes
2010-11-24 05:17 pm UTC (link)

From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu
To: raphael.nelson@dalton.edu
Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes

Sleep a lot. And if feathers start growing out of your ass, yank them out before someone notices you're a mutant.

That's your own fault for being an idiot, then. But here's a preemptive strike for next Halloween: DO NOT GO INTO THE SHADY VAN WITH THE FREE CANDY SIGN, RAF.

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	rahrahraf 2010-11-24 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	From: raphael.nelson@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Noted! And I'll be sleeping a lot anyway. And doubly noted! I did get free candy out of it though... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-24 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: raphael.nelson@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Fine, then. If you want to risk your own well-being for some most-likely-laced-with-drugs chocolate, then that's up to you. But it's totally not my fault. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	benjamming 2010-11-24 10:19 am UTC (link)
	From: benjamin.montague@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Have a great break, nurse Wes. ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-24 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: benjamin.montague@dalton.edu Subject: RE: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes Back at'cha, Ben! (Reply to this) (Parent)

ronald_e_martin
2010-11-24 12:15 pm UTC (link)

From: ronald.martin@dalton.edu
To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu

~~This is highly inappropriate way to do it, Wes.~~

If anyone asks me, I have gotten your emails. If anyone asks me why I do not have a hard copy of them, I will blame the IT crowd and the incident with journals - though I am not certain how anyone will believe that.

But I hope you realize it will require me to lie. Therefore I hope no one will ask anything.

I promise you to not caught any STD.

Sincerelly,
Ronald E. Martin

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	mamawes 2010-11-24 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: ronald.martin@dalton.edu Sorry, Ronnie. If it's any consolation, I doubt they'll ask. Unless you go to the nurse's office for eating poisoned candy you got at Halloween from strange men wearing hoods. And good man! Ron's clean! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ronald_e_martin 2010-11-24 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	From: ronald.martin@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu I hope I know better than to take candy from strange men wearing hoods. ~~Ron is not taking part in any sexual activities, Ron has to be clean. And he is talking about himself in the third person which only children under the age of three are supposed to do.~~ Sincerelly, Ronald E. Martin (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hawk_eye 2010-11-25 07:37 am UTC (link)
	From: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Subject: RE:Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes WHAT?! All you can eat cough drops?? I didn't have to be wasting money on candy for my constant sugar high after all :( You've been holding out on me, Wes. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-25 07:43 am UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@daton.edu To: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu Subject: As your HC I cannot condone the over-consumption of cough drops. ~~But, really, you live down the hall from me. How did you not know about this until right now?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawk_eye 2010-11-25 08:25 am UTC (link)
	From: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu Riiiight wink ~~I was obviously too busy gorging myself on non-free candy :(~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-25 09:20 am UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu Clearly you just need to come visit me more often. ~~And not just because my mom likes sending me back to school with real, not-laced-with-cough-medicine candy.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawk_eye 2010-11-25 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	From: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu But your bed is comfier than mine and I always end up falling asleep there XD You can lure me anywhere with candy, Wes ;D And really, I mean anyone can lure me anywhere with candy... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-26 12:10 am UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu Sleepover!! I hope you're not a kicker. ;) ~~I'll keep that in mind...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawk_eye 2010-11-26 05:32 am UTC (link)
	From: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu If I was I'd only be kicking you :) ~~Maybe I shouldn't have told you about the luring...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-26 08:20 am UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu You kick, I push you off the bed. :P ~~Oh shit, now you've got to do my bidding. HANG OUT WITH ME OR ELSE!~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawk_eye 2010-11-26 08:30 am UTC (link)
	From: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu You wouldn't! :( You'd have to sew me up afterwards anyway! ~~I didn't want to say candy whore before but candy minion works much better~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-26 09:06 am UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu That's where being HC would come in handy... ^_^ ~~No whoring yourself out for candy! I love you, but I'm not checking you for rashes down there. Minions are cooler, anyway.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawk_eye 2010-11-27 09:44 am UTC (link)
	From: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu To: wesley.leon@dalton.edu I can't believe you would abuse your powers like this, Wes. I am dissapoint. ~~I would not dream of asking you to check down there o_o my mom always told me to not let anyone see my bathing suit area! Minions are cooler if you have them! I'm only ever a minion :(~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mamawes 2010-11-27 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	From: wesley.leon@dalton.edu To: tobias.wayne@dalton.edu I don't know what you're talking about... ~~Minions are the shit. Everyone knows that.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)