|Wesley Leon (mamawes) wrote in dalton_rpg,|
@ 2010-11-23 23:43:00
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To: "Dalton Student Body"
Subject: Dearly Departed Dalton Dudes
As you all traverse across space and time to your places of origin, I feel compelled as your health coordinator to remind you all to have a safe holiday season. Whether you're the one in charge of carving the turkey or watching the newborn baby as she slumbers in her crib, just know that danger is lurking around every corner. Keep a first aid kit ready and handy in case of emergencies with the carving knife or a diaper rash. Remember to take your vitamins and eat your leafy greens and not to take your uncle up on that offer to get you drunker than your cousin Bob was on his 21st birthday.
Still with me?
Actually, this is me finally sending out one of those "health notices" that apparently I'm required to send you all once a month. So shit, if anyone asks, you totally got something from me around Halloween telling you not to take candy from strangers. And a welcome-to-Dalton-don't-eat-all-the-coug
Eat lots of turkey and nobody get any shiny new STDs over break, because I am not going to the nurse to ask about those special creams for you. You're on your own, fuckers.