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Tweak says, "You make me want pizza"

doitsmythe (doitsmythe) wrote in dalton_rpg,
@ 2012-06-17 21:51:00

Entry tags:

! text, # pairing: harris/sebastian, @ character: harrison cook, @ character: sebastian smythe, status: incomplete

In which Sebastian texts Harris long-distance
Who: Harris and Sebastian
Where: Istanbul and wherever Harris is
When: June 18, evening
Rating: SFW, probably

Hey hot stuff. If I get back to Ohio this week, can I crash with you?

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	onewayride 2012-06-18 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	~~Shit.~~ I've actually been sticking around the Columbus area, so, you know, staying in motels when I'm not passed out elsewhere. way less than the five stars you're used to, princess, but there's always room for you in my bed ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	You're going to laugh and probably scoff too, but I'm sitting in a five start resort hotel and thinking your motel sounds a lot better. I'm flying in to Troy tomorrow and my babies are in storage. Think you could pick me up in that shiny Cadillac of yours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	you don't have sunstroke or something, do you? I think that can be arranged, though. can't have you slumming it in a taxi for an hour; you might catch commoner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	More like, I don't want Mummy dearest to wonder why I'm paying for an American cab. You're the best, Snookie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	don't see why. America is probably cheaper to travel. Snookie? do I look like a short female guido to you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	It means I'm in the SAME COUNTRY as her and oh my god she DIDN'T! No, that's Snooki, no e. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	how horrible... your mom is whack, Bas. I'm ashamed of you for knowing that, babe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	you don't even know the latest (yet). To be fair, I had to google it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	you've been holding out on me? thank fuck for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	I just found out ten minutes ago myself! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	hot off the press, then! what's she gone and done now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	I don't want to tell you, because you'll go and look it up, but you'll look it up anyway. Mini skirt, no pants, ungraceful car exit. So 1990s. Now kindly don't link me to uncensored pics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	wow, trashy. who does she think she is, britney spears? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	[attached: photomessage of one of the photos in question] you said don't LINK... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	I hate you. Hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you hate you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	love you too, pookie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	You do not get to wank to these pictures when I'm around, so have your fun now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	sure thing, princess ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	pretty sure I still wanna get inside of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I've BEEN inside that. Oh snap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	careful, I might take that the wrong way... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	It's really hard to do this about my own mother, sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	feeling squeamish? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what part turns me off more, her being my mother or just knowing how trashy she actually is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	trashy can be fun, Smythe. live a little ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Cook, there's trashy, then there's my mum. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	she can't really be that bad, she did have you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	I got her talent. She has legitimate skills. I don't know why she doesn't put them to better use. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-18 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	because no one's looking for legitimate skills and talent these days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-18 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	She could have been reputable and not an embarrassment, at least. She didn't stoop this low when she was making it big in Europe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-19 12:02 am UTC (link)
	I don't know a Hell of a lot about Europe, but I think it's safe to say that it's a completely different industry there than it is in America. Americans WANT trash and embarrassment. they love to see people fall, especially if they're nice to look at in the process. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-19 12:04 am UTC (link)
	I don't want embarrassment! Is it too much to ask for a mother who actually gives a shit about the impression she's giving? Hell, I'd trade her in for a mom-jean dressing loser. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-19 12:06 am UTC (link)
	~~at least she's ali~~ apparently. I don't know why you don;t just emancipate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-19 12:08 am UTC (link)
	You have seen the bills I rack up, right? Only good thing about her. About either of them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-19 12:11 am UTC (link)
	you could get a job ;) you'd be such a cute bus boy... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-19 12:12 am UTC (link)
	That's a joke, right? Joke? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-19 12:18 am UTC (link)
	...stripper? sales rep? prostitute? ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-19 12:20 am UTC (link)
	See, this is why I can't try to get emancipated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-19 12:23 am UTC (link)
	seduce a homophobic politician and then blackmail him? you could do it, I have faith. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-19 12:25 am UTC (link)
	That's doable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-19 01:50 am UTC (link)
	thought it might be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-19 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Hey, can you get on Skype now? I'm falling asleep here, need something to keep me up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	onewayride 2012-06-19 02:13 am UTC (link)
	~~fuck.~~ think you can survive another half hour or so? gotta find wifi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doitsmythe 2012-06-19 10:34 am UTC (link)
	What sort of crap motel are we talking about again? I'll try, but you have to keep talking to me in the meantime. I need to be exhausted for my flight. (Reply to this) (Parent)