InsaneJournal

Who: Benji, Blake, Caleb, Ethan, Evan, Gabriel, Harris, Mikey, Rose, Scotty, Sebastian, Tak, Mocchi,
Where: Wherever they are
When: Evening, Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Rating: SFW

holmesboyethan (Ethan): Hey.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): HI!
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Sup people
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hi Rose. 8D
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Not much. It seems quiet.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I kill this fucking chat just by existing in it :-D
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I don't have anyone to flirt with, so it's very quiet.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I'm sure that's not true. I just...don't know many people, so I'm not entirely sure who everyone is.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Mocchs, that's just fucking sad.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): What?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): What's sad?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): "I don't have anyone to flirt with, so it's very quiet."
mocchidesu (Mocchi): How is that sad.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Makes it sound like you've forgotten how to do people-talk
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Smythe will be back soon. I'm sure he'd be happy to have you flirt with him.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): People-talk is boring.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Sexy talk is better.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): ;P
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Then talk sexy?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Is that an invitation?? ;D
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Sure, if you want.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Your name first might be good though.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Names. Pft. But I'm Mocchi.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I don't know why I fucking bother being here. I may be Dalton's last virgin sacrifice. Fuck you guys.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Aww, Rose.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I'm Ethan.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Just, you know, give me a shout if you wanna talk about something INTERESTING
mocchidesu (Mocchi): :| I almost destroyed my washing machine the other day.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): That's interesting.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): How almost?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Too much powder.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Oh, you're Mocchi! The person who added too much powder into the machine.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Lololololol you derp
mocchidesu (Mocchi): And then instead of asking mom to fix it, I smacked it a few times.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): DERP
mocchidesu (Mocchi): WELL I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): In my experience, that doesn't often work.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Bubbles everywhere.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Random foam party.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): You need to learn how to life, bro
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I think mom will be more happy than I am when I'm un-grounded.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hey, I can operate the coffee machine and the microwave and the oven perfectly fine.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): You can make there be food but not clean it up when you spill it on yourself? :-D
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Dry cleaners exist for a reason.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): To eat your money. THEY EAT IT.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): But I don't have to do laundry that way.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Lazy fuck
stageboundmorgan (Rose): <3
mocchidesu (Mocchi): there are people to do laundry. I keep telling you all this. XP
holmesboyethan (Ethan): You pay people to do your laundry?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): You are such a rich bitch, Mocchs
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I used to have people who did my laundry.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Don't hate me because I'm beautiful and rich, Rosey. XP
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I don't, I hate you cause you're rich :-D
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Awww, thanks Noah.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): >_>
stageboundmorgan (Rose): :|
mocchidesu (Mocchi): See if you get anything nice for Christmas.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Just see.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Who's Noah?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): A dick.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Dear god, Mocchi, no one to flirt with? Horrible.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): It's terrible.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): You love me reeeeeally
stageboundmorgan (Rose): ...
stageboundmorgan (Rose): BACK TO THE FOREVER ALONE CORNER I GO
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I count four people to flirt with right here.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): What??? I didn't do anything!!
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Hello Morgan. Have we been introduced?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Rose might hit me if I flirt with her. :|
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Rose?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Yeah, I'm the annoying bitch wih the swearing habit, remember?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Ooooh, aha, got it. Names aren't always obvious in this thing.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): PS wouldn't hit you, would just EYEROLL
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I think everyone in here has some paart of their name in their s/n.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): *part
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You know who I haven't met?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): GabrielJHolden.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You never talk when I'm around.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Oh ye gods
mocchidesu (Mocchi): He doesn't talk to anyone much.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I've had a few converstions with Gabriel. I like him. :-)
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Oh?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): He's pretty cool
stageboundmorgan (Rose): But you'd hate him because he's a total idiot in all the wrong ways for you
GabrielJHolden (Gabe): ...
stageboundmorgan (Rose): ISN'T THAT RIGHT GABE?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): HE SPEAKS
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Actually, he types.
GabrielJHolden (Gabe): Noah never had much luck getting me to speak either. I am not your trained dog.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Awwww >: Fuck. I always wanted a puppy.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): lol
GabrielJHolden (Gabe): I thought you prefered cats.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Cats were less joke-appropriate
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I bet you'd look pretty in a leash though.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Leashes are hot.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): OH YE GODS
stageboundmorgan (Rose): FUCK YOU ALL
GabrielJHolden (Gabe): No.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Hey.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): There are precious few people who wouldn't, Holmesboy, just sayin'.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I look hot in a leash.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I doubt it
stageboundmorgan (Rose): That would imply you EVER look hot
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I might believe it. I would need pictures, though.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Ouch, Rose Morgan. Ouch.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Unfortunately, Mocchi, I don't have a leash on hand.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): ...I might have one.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You know where my room is
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I think the majority of the school does, Smythe.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Suggestion: Can we have a DIFFERENT chatroom for horny teen hookups?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I mean, I know that might leave me alone here
stageboundmorgan (Rose): But still
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Is someone not getting any?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I said nothing about a hookup. I said I might have a leash to lend him. Totally different.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Some people don't want any
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Unlike you, I don't need sex to complete my life.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): What he said
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Neither do I.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Sex just makes my life all the more fun.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Whatever sails your ship, man.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Good for you. So have fun quietly.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Not that quietly. Keep talking.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Geez, make up your mind.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Talk, don't talk, talk...
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I ragekilled chat >:
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I never told you to stop talking.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Rose Morgan did
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): That was a plural your. Vous.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I'm a bitch, I really don't know why it takes people so long to figure that out
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I don't know you but I believe you.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Fuck, I even INTRODUCED myself like that :-D
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): My mum's a bitch.
GabrielJHolden (Gabe): I can vouch for Rose's attitude.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I love knowing I'm among friends 8D
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): So, for people who have lived here for a while, when is it safe to take the nice cars out of storage?
holmesboyethan (Ethan): So long as you stick to Westerville and don't go anywhere near Lima...
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): What about salt on the roads and stuff? I don't want my first baby getting any grit in her undercarriage.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): It's not bad. My car is still perfectly fine and I was driving it for a while.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Since the weather has been pretty mild this year, I'd say you'd be safe around mid-March?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I can't wait until I get my keys back. :<
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): All right
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Just half a month to go
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Someone is blowing my phone up. D:<
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Er... what?
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Literally? Because that'd be impressive...
mocchidesu (Mocchi): No not literally.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): They keep calling.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Answer it?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): No because I know who it is and I'm not in the mood for it.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): :-\
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Then turn the phone off?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Yeah I just did.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I swear this is the only time in my life I will ever have a girl phone-stalking me.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Doubt it
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Rose Morgan?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): No
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Bitch, please
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Haha. I'd at least pick up the phone if Rose was calling.
olsonevanderrr has entered the room.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I feel the love 8D
mocchidesu (Mocchi): ^_^
stageboundmorgan (Rose): So who IS it?
olsonevanderr (Evan): hey guys
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Sup Evan
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Hi Evan
mocchidesu (Mocchi): :| Her name is..Cadee? Casey? Something like that. She's calling to bitch me out.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hi Evan.
olsonevanderr (Evan): why is some chick bitching you out?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Probably because she found out I was sleeping with her dad.
olsonevanderr (Evan): ...
olsonevanderr (Evan): huh
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Ouch
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Aaaaaawkward turtle
mocchidesu (Mocchi): It's kind of funny.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): ...
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Seriously, Mocchi?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Uh yes?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Ew
mocchidesu (Mocchi): What. He's totally hot.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): How old is he?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I dunno. 38?
olsonevanderr (Evan): dude...
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Whatever turns you on but on a personal note, ew
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Well, I suppose 38 isn't old and wrinkly yet, but still.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): He
mocchidesu (Mocchi): is not
mocchidesu (Mocchi): wrinkly
mocchidesu (Mocchi): ;D
holmesboyethan (Ethan): My dad is 38 so forgive me for finding that a bit weird.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Wow. Your dad is YOUNG.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Yeah. He was 20 when I was born.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): My dad would be 39 if he wasn't dead.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Mine's in his 40s now
stageboundmorgan (Rose): 41
olsonevanderr (Evan): mine's 44
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): 43 for mine
mocchidesu (Mocchi): None of those are too old.
GabrielJHolden (Gabe): Mine would be 38 too.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Mocchi, ew.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): What? Older guys need love, too.
olsonevanderr (Evan): mine gets love from my mom
olsonevanderr (Evan): and i totally just grossed myself out. eww
mocchidesu (Mocchi): hahahaha
mocchidesu (Mocchi): XD
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Mine gets love from gold diggers.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): fuck, I got nail polish in my hair /ot
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Can't say I've ever done that.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): But I think I'm gonna have to stop screwing around with this guy cause I can't have his kid holding up my phone line.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): How often do you wear nail polish?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Good call.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Never.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Besides she's older than me, she could probably beat me up.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): brb, making a phonecall.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): God, how old was HE when he had kids?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): 20? she's like 18.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): So she's only a little older than me.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): But I can't fight.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): You need to fix that, just saying
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I can't fight either, no shame.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): And of course he's not answering his phone. Lovely.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Leave him a voicemail
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I did. "Call me." very to the point.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Cause I'm a little tired of hearing how I'm ruining this guy's life, marriage and career.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): To be fair, he's doing it himself.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Precisely. It's not like he doesn't know how old I am.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): But his kid isn't
mocchidesu (Mocchi): It's totally not worth the hassle anymore.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Anyway, aside from that. REGIONALS. THREE DAYS. WOO.
olsonevanderr (Evan): wooooooo
olsonevanderr (Evan): we made boss posters in booster club yesterday js js
mocchidesu (Mocchi): awesome!
olsonevanderr (Evan): other clubs will not be able to handle dalton support
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): We are going to be awesome
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Evan. I'm totally ordering a 26lb gummy bear to celebrate our victory. You are of course welcome to share.
olsonevanderr (Evan): yesssssss
olsonevanderr (Evan): best. thing. ever!
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Yes it is! 8D
mocchidesu (Mocchi): everyone is eerie and quiet now.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I'm debating if I can just use a belt as a leash for a photo for you.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): To return to an earlier topic...
mocchidesu (Mocchi): ;D
olsonevanderr (Evan): i missed it ad i'm so glad i did...
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I have a better topic for conversation
olsonevanderr (Evan): please
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Anyone wanna play bass or lead vocals for Mirrorwall?
olsonevanderr (Evan): i can't sing :-P
olsonevanderr (Evan): or play bass
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Mirrorwall?
olsonevanderr (Evan): sorry
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I can't play bass, but I can (obviously) sing.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Can you my kind of sing, though? :-D
holmesboyethan (Ethan): You have a band?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): No idea what your kind of sing is
olsonevanderr (Evan): stuff that will wreck your warbling vocal chords
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I did last year. Ian was lead vocals. Jude was bass. We had a couple of gigs in town?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzPjQWw6odo&feature=related
holmesboyethan (Ethan): That's cool. Sucks that you lost your band mates.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I would offer but I have my own band.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Haha I can't even begin to make my voice sound that deep.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Well. Most of our songs are pitched a bit higher
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I probably could, but I think that would hurt to keep up.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I think the music would make my ears hurt. :|
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Fine, back to getting Dets to trawl Haverstone
stageboundmorgan (Rose): No taste :|
mocchidesu (Mocchi): It's too noisy!
mocchidesu (Mocchi): :-(
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Why is it so hard to find metalheads in Dalton? D<
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I could ask around? I know a few musicians so I'll do that for you.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): That'd be cool
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Because I'm a pretty, pretty pop princess?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): KAWAIIIIII~ desudesudesu
olsonevanderr (Evan): rofl
mocchidesu (Mocchi): so many desu. My head shall explode.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): This is a prep school.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): What were you expecting?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): This is a prep school full of troubled teenagers
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Speak for yourself.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Sorry, Rose, but I think this is as far from pop as I stray. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaltdrmKUUA
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Smythe. Count the dramas that elapse every five minutes. I have empirical EVIDENCE that this school is full of troubled teens
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I'm not troubled!
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Exception not rule
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I'm troubled. By that music.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): ;P
stageboundmorgan (Rose): You suck, Moch
mocchidesu (Mocchi): jk jk I love you Rose.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): ^___^
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I'm so not coming to see you warble ever again
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Saaaad. :-(
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I haven't seen any Warbler performances this year.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Now I shall have to find comfort for your insult to my pride.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Shame on you, Holmesboy
mocchidesu (Mocchi): You should come listen.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I feel so full of shame, truly.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): You should come listen!!! :-D
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I have no questions about your talent. A capella isn't really my thing though.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I used to play guitar for New Directions.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): ....omgneverspeakingtoyouagain.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): A little harsh, I feel.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Shaaaaame, Holmesboy.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Shame.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): jk jk. :-P
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Ahahahahaha, nude erections
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I did a good job, okay.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): lol
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Like Aural Intensity?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I'm telling you, they had to have intended to name us the Swallows.
olsonevanderr (Evan): is it a rule that glee clubs need really bad names?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Apparently so
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Nude Erections?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Who came up with that?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Apparently whoever named their glee club because I can't unhear it at competitions.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): That'd be Mr Schuester.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I'm afraid of him on principle.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I salute him
stageboundmorgan (Rose): And his trolling ways
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Public school sounds scary.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Eh, they're...different.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Public school was scared of me
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Though it'd be cool not to have to wear the uniform all the time.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Mr. Shyster?
holmesboyethan (Ethan): No. Schuester. Like, shoe-ster.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I like the thought of Shyster naming his high school glee club the "Nude Erections"
stageboundmorgan (Rose): trololol
stageboundmorgan (Rose): brb
olsonevanderr (Evan): kk
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I feel like dancing. D:
olsonevanderr (Evan): than dance you should!!
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Tak anywhere around?
olsonevanderr (Evan): *then
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Tak is avoiding me just a little. haha.
olsonevanderr (Evan): really? why?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I tire him out.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): ^___^
olsonevanderr (Evan): oh
olsonevanderr (Evan): if you want someone to dance with then i'll do it
olsonevanderr (Evan): dance dance not sex dance or whatever
mocchidesu (Mocchi): sex dance? What even, Evan.
olsonevanderr (Evan): idek
olsonevanderr (Evan): everyone usually talks about sex so i was just covering my ass
mocchidesu (Mocchi): No, I'm not propositioning you. I'd rather Ron not knock the shit out of me three days before Regionals, OK.
olsonevanderr (Evan): not literally
olsonevanderr (Evan): lol as if ron would punch anyone
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hey you never know.
olsonevanderr (Evan): he's the brains
olsonevanderr (Evan): he'd plan to like...poison you or some shit like that
mocchidesu (Mocchi): and he could still probably kick my ass regardless. I'm like a kitten. I can't fight at all.
olsonevanderr (Evan): lol
mocchidesu (Mocchi): This is why I have Tak to protect me. :-D
olsonevanderr (Evan): ron won't punch you i promise
olsonevanderr (Evan): especially since he has no reason because you're not coming onto me so
mocchidesu (Mocchi): OK if you're sure. Cause I've dealt personally with the jealous boyfriend thing and that can get ugly.
olsonevanderr (Evan): it's cool...it's just dancing
mocchidesu (Mocchi): ^_^
mocchidesu (Mocchi): You and Ron are so cool. Briar didn't like me even talking to certain people. =|
olsonevanderr (Evan): if it was just us two then we'd probably kill each other or something
mocchidesu (Mocchi): or something, I bet. ;D
olsonevanderr (Evan): haha
olsonevanderr (Evan): ummm
olsonevanderr (Evan): not yet
benjamindiffused has entered the room.
olsonevanderr (Evan): hi benj
mocchidesu (Mocchi): You'll get there eventually. No need to rush. ^_^
olsonevanderr (Evan): no i know
olsonevanderr (Evan): it's cool
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): hey :-)
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hello Benji!!
MikeyxMisery has entered the room.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hello innocent sophomore #2!
mikeyxmisery (Mikey): Hi :-)
private battle has entered the room.
private battle (Harris): yo
olsonevanderr (Evan): lots of new people!!!
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Hi Harris.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I have no idea who most of you are.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Well, except Harris.
private battle (Harris): i'd be offended if you didn't, sweets
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I'm me
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Yeah, yeah.
mikeyxmisery (Mikey): Hi, Ethan. Um, it's Mikey? Or sophomore number two... Or. Um. Whatever.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Oh, hi!
holmesboyethan (Ethan): I didn't know what your s/n was.
mikeyxmisery (Mikey): That's okay, I'm only just starting to use it a lot again
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Hey Benji and Harris!
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): And Mikey who I don't know
private battle (Harris): hey, pookie ;-)
mocchidesu (Mocchi): He's innocent sophomore #2.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Sweetcheeks, do you have a spare leash?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Fuck, not again with the leashes
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Accept the inevitable fate, Rose.
private battle (Harris): depends if you're going to tell me who it's for
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Mocchi wants a picture of me in a leash because I said I looked hot in one.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I'm going to make my OWN Dalton chat
stageboundmorgan (Rose): With blackjack
stageboundmorgan (Rose): And hookers
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): But all I have with me are belts.
private battle (Harris): hookers?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): hookers?
private battle (Harris): yeah, yeah, come and get it then
private battle (Harris): the collar will look so nice on you...
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You were supposed to be willing to bring it to me.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Yes. I keep the hookers in my closet
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Of course it will. I rock a collar.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I would have let him use mine but I won't get up to take it to him. XP
private battle (Harris): he should know by now that i won't, either
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Hrmph, I really am too lazy to get up. How about I just let you dress me next Babylon night, Mocchi?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): And that'll be right after we win Regionals, so, this weekend?
twintimez has entered the room.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Oh that's so not fair that I can dress you and then not go out with you guys. awful!
Twintimez (Tak): say what now?
olsonevanderr (Evan): heeeeeey tak
Twintimez (Tak): EVVVAAANNNNNNNN
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Tak!
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Sebastian said I could dress him for the next Babylon night. Which I can't go to. T_T
Twintimez (Tak): Sebastian!
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): taaaaaak
Twintimez (Tak): BENJI <33
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): <3!
private battle (Harris): we can sneak you out, kid. shouldn't be that hard.
Twintimez (Tak): Other peoples too~
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I don't have my fake ID anymore.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): :|
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): We'll get you a new one.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): what, seriously?! :-D
private battle (Harris): it's not that hard to do, seriously
directorcaffrey has entered the room.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Sure I'll sneak out then. But I can't drink.
Twintimez (Tak): Lol what even?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Do you WANT a new one?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Or do you want to be good?
DirectorCaffrey (Blake): Uhh, hi guys
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): And I don't mean be good in a derogatory manner.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Hi Blake
olsonevanderr (Evan): hey blake
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Well I'd LIKE to be able to go dancing and party. But I can't drink or my mom is throwing me into the local hospital psych ward. Plus it'll interfere with my medication.
mikeyxmisery (Mikey): Hi Blake :-)
DirectorCaffrey (Blake): :-) hi Mikey
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Well, how about this then. I'll hold onto it for you.
Twintimez (Tak): Oh god, the last thing Chi needs to do is get busted
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You deserve to go out and have a good time after we win regionals. But then I take it back so you're not tempted.
calekencale has entered the room.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Cay!
calekencale (Caleb): Bast!
mocchidesu (Mocchi): That sounds good, Sebastian! :-D
DirectorCaffrey (Blake): Hey Caleb
calekencale (Caleb): Hey Blake. :-)
calekencale (Caleb): And everyone else.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): All settled then.
mikeyxmisery (Mikey): Hey Cay :-)
calekencale (Caleb): Sup Mikey?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): So many people now!
mikeyxmisery (Mikey): Umm. Not a lot... You?
Twintimez (Tak): I'll say. Eesh. Where did all these people come from!
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Well, Takkon, when a Mommy loves a Daddy.....
private battle (Harris): probably from their mothers' vaginas
Twintimez (Tak): EW
private battle (Harris): ;-)
Twintimez (Tak): Don't wanna think about parent sex
Twintimez (Tak): just no, guys
Twintimez (Tak): D:
stageboundmorgan (Rose): YO MOMMA'S VAGINA
calekencale (Caleb): Not much, Mikey. Just got back from basketball.
Twintimez (Tak): NOOOO
stageboundmorgan (Rose): OMNOMNOM
mocchidesu (Mocchi): If your parents didn't have sex, you'd never be here.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): You are giving my mother oral sex, Rose Morgan?
Twintimez (Tak): NOOOOO
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I suppose you have good taste. She is hot.
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): that's not true, you know. there's artificial insemmination
Twintimez (Tak): ;~; thank god for you, benji
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): But she's a total bitch, worse than you, and a gold digger, so don't form any long-term attachments.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Smythe, can I maybe, just MAYBE, be Rose OR Morgan?
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): haha, I think there are better things to thank him for
olsonevanderr (Evan): no rose you must be both
stageboundmorgan (Rose): It'd make me feel less like I was talking to Spock
Twintimez (Tak): nope. still thanking him
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Rose Morgan has so much power though.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I know I do
stageboundmorgan (Rose): >D
olsonevanderr (Evan): i think we should call you captain morgan. like the drink
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Rose Morgan is powerful like She-Hulk. ARRRRGH!!
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Oh FUCK yes
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Captain Morgan it is.
DirectorCaffrey (Blake): That'd be kind of funny to see
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I so approve of this
olsonevanderr (Evan): i'm gonna make you a sign for your door
olsonevanderr (Evan): because i can
Twintimez (Tak): bamf of dalton lives here
olsonevanderr (Evan): totally
Twintimez (Tak): legit truth too
olsonevanderr (Evan): accurate
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Evan, you have earned the favor of the great Captain Morgan
Twintimez (Tak): xD
olsonevanderr (Evan): \o/
stageboundmorgan (Rose): YOU MAY LIVE
olsonevanderr (Evan): awesome!!!
stageboundmorgan (Rose): XDDD
olsonevanderr (Evan): living is pretty damn sweet
mocchidesu (Mocchi): especially with sex.
olsonevanderr (Evan): i wouldn't know
olsonevanderr (Evan): but i guess so
private battle (Harris): life without sex wouldn't be living
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): :-\
stageboundmorgan (Rose): That explains why my life is not so sweet >: LUCKY BECAUSE SWEET GIVES ME DIABETES ISSUES
calekencale (Caleb): Sweets are overrated anyway.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Don't you eat cake?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Yes, then I shoot up insulin like a BAWS
Twintimez (Tak): Mmmm ca--
Twintimez (Tak): WAIT WHAT
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Smart.
Twintimez (Tak): SWEETS ARE AWESOME KENNEDY
Twintimez (Tak): D8<
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Sweets are meh
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Pixie Stix are the best sweet ever.
Twintimez (Tak): All of the sugar
Twintimez (Tak): alllll of it
stageboundmorgan (Rose): ...rub it in why don't you
stageboundmorgan (Rose): FUckers
Twintimez (Tak): still love you, rose
sayitscotty has entered the room.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): I DOUBT IT
Twintimez (Tak): Scottyyyyy
calekencale (Caleb): I didn't say they weren't awesome!
calekencale (Caleb): Just...overrated.
Twintimez (Tak): no, no, I still love you. <3
stageboundmorgan (Rose): YOU WILL BE MY NEXT VICTIM
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I LOVE YOU, ROSE. ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME.
Twintimez (Tak): Caleb on the other hand...
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): Hey Scotty!
calekencale (Caleb): :-(
stageboundmorgan (Rose): 5 dorrar, Mocchi?
Twintimez (Tak): is getting a full on noogie attack before practice today....
mocchidesu (Mocchi): sucky sucky 5 dorrar?
Twintimez (Tak): after
mocchidesu (Mocchi): ;P
Twintimez (Tak): whatever
Twintimez (Tak): my brain
stageboundmorgan (Rose): What brain?
calekencale (Caleb): Bring it on, Avalon. :-P
Twintimez (Tak): exactly
olsonevanderr (Evan): ooooooooh burn
mocchidesu (Mocchi): He just thinks he has a brain.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): ...uh HUH
Twintimez (Tak): :-P I'm pretty, not smart.
sayitscotty (Scotty): hi.
mocchidesu (Mocchi): He is very pretty.
calekencale (Caleb): I'm both. ;D
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Hey Scotty
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): that's not true, Tak.
Twintimez (Tak): You're just lucky I'm too lazy to run all the way to Chopp, Kennedy
calekencale (Caleb): Lucky, suuuure.
DirectorCaffrey (Blake): Haha, Cay. That's funny.
Twintimez (Tak): D'aww Benji. <33
mocchidesu (Mocchi): One day, Caleb. One day. We shall capture you. O_O
calekencale (Caleb): You disagree, Caffrey? :-P
calekencale (Caleb): Capture me? For what?
DirectorCaffrey (Blake): Maybe?
stageboundmorgan (Rose): FOR SCIENCE
mocchidesu (Mocchi): If I told you, I'd have to kill you. :|
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): Lol, Mocchi. No scaring the underclassmen :-P
Twintimez (Tak): and chores
Twintimez (Tak): o___o he will do all the chores
Twintimez (Tak): forever
calekencale (Caleb): You can't kill me until after the weekend, nur.
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): that's slave labour, Takky :-P
Twintimez (Tak): And? He's an underclassmen
Twintimez (Tak): it's law they have to be treated as such
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): Taaaaak
Twintimez (Tak): fiiiiiiine
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Just don't lose too much sleep about that exploding chip we implanted in the back of your neck during practice.
calekencale (Caleb): Underclassmen are people too!
Twintimez (Tak): he can have a cookie break
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Says who?
Twintimez (Tak): barely
calekencale (Caleb): Says me.
Twintimez (Tak): you're BARELY people
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I was people when I was a underclassman.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Lies
Twintimez (Tak): all lies
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Lies and subterfuge
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): I was never an underclassman.
Twintimez (Tak): were you spawned into being a Junior?
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Were you just born a junior?
calekencale (Caleb): lol
Twintimez (Tak): XD
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Yep.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Must've been painful for your mom
private battle (Harris): something tells me he's thinking the more painful, the better
stageboundmorgan (Rose): No wonder her vag gapes so
olsonevanderr (Evan): i totally did not need that image
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): No, actually, due to the way years were arranged at the various schools I've been to.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Never an underclassman.
Twintimez (Tak): lalala hiding from that mental image now
stageboundmorgan (Rose): muahaha
olsonevanderr (Evan): hide with meeeeeeee
Twintimez (Tak): under the blanket fort of safety?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Wouldn't surprise me a bit if it does, Captain Morgan, after you got through nomming on it.
olsonevanderr (Evan): we'll build a fort
Twintimez (Tak): :')
olsonevanderr (Evan): yes!
Twintimez (Tak): this is why you have my heart, Evander
olsonevanderr (Evan): <333
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Did I tell you I'm actually a zombie, Smythe?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Oh, shame.
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): your heart is cheating on me, takkles?
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): ouch
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): what a way to find out :-P
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Shotgun to the face. Nothing else to do.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Your spelling is brilliant for the undead.
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Kudos.
private battle (Harris): you would, Holmes.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): Nah, I died YEARS ago, if I needed shooting someone would've done it by now
Twintimez (Tak): No, i split it between the two of you.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): (not even lying, I died when I was four and again when I was five)
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): Oh.
olsonevanderr (Evan): nobody is allowed to shoot capt. morgan, k
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): Well, okay then
Twintimez (Tak): :-P I could never pick between you.
private battle (Harris): have you ever shot up captain morgan?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): See, this is how zombie apocalypses happen.
private battle (Harris): fucked up, man
Twintimez (Tak): But you'll always be my first, love Benji. <3
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Nobody ever wants to shoot patient zero.
olsonevanderr (Evan): taaaaaak! =-O
mocchidesu (Mocchi): I'M HURT TAK
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): There's still hope.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): We love her.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): She's not eating our brains.
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Then one day
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): BAM.
Twintimez (Tak): Ooops XD
BenjaminDiffused (Benji): \o/
holmesboyethan (Ethan): Shot up? Really, Harris?
Doitsmythe (Sebastian): Zombie annihilation.
stageboundmorgan (Rose): No hope, I bit like twenty people since I died
private battle (Harris): I've had a lot of time on my hands, darling
mocchidesu (Mocchi): T___T After everything, Tak? The betrayal.
Twintimez (Tak): ...it's BENJI okay?
Twintimez (Tak): I can't NOT love him
holmesboyethan (Ethan): It's for drinking. Didn't you get that memo?
Twintimez (Tak): ): He seduced me with his soul. I stood no chance
mocchidesu (Mocchi): Dude you felt me up when we were 13! I demand the title of 'first love'. He can be second.
olsonevanderr (Evan): what about me? :-(
Twintimez (Tak): I love you all!
Twintimez (Tak): ;~;
olsonevanderr (Evan): ":