Group Chat February 10, 2012 Who: Lots of people Where: The Virtual World When: Friday, February 10, evening/night Highlights: Harris and Luke verbally fight, Ben and Colby show up, Raf snaps at people, Mocchi invites Tak for a threesome with Sebastian, Gabriel tries to make a friend, Evan can't find his white pants... Rating: Mostly SFW, with some talk of sex, drugs, and rock and roll as usual. It's the Dalton gang.
rafraffles has entered the room. Sebastian Smythe (Doitsmythe) has entered the room. Gabriel Holden (GabrielJHolden) has entered the room. Tomohisa Chikamatsu (mocchidesu) has entered the room. Doitsmythe: Bow chicka wow wow mocchidesu: ? Doitsmythe: Idek mocchidesu: OK then. ;-) rafraffles: that was weird mocchidesu: It's hard to type and paint your fingernails at the same time. :-( Aaron Treacy (aatreacy) has entered the room. Benjamin Dubois (benjamindiffused) has entered the room. aatreacy: Hey lads. rafraffles: Hi Aaron Doitsmythe: Hello Aaron mocchidesu: What's up, Aaron? :-) rafraffles: And Benji BenjaminDiffused: hey guys :-) Benjamin Montague (benjymonty) has entered the room. Lucas Kershaw (whohatesyourguts) has entered the room. mocchidesu: Hi Benji! mocchidesu: BEN! Doitsmythe: Benji benjymonty: Wow, it's been a while since I was in here. rafraffles: Hi :-) Doitsmythe: New people I've never spoken to before mocchidesu: BEN~. :-D benjymonty: Hey! aatreacy: Ben! Well if it isn't England himself~ benjymonty: How is everyone? aatreacy: Miss us? rafraffles: Good How's college? BenjaminDiffused: hey ben! :-) benjymonty: Endlessly, Ireland. ;-) Doitsmythe: Who ARE you? benjymonty: I'm Ben Montague. Who are you? Doitsmythe: Sebastian Smythe benjymonty: Pleasure. rafraffles: Ben graduated last year. aatreacy: Of course you did. Impossible not to miss someone with charms such as mine~ Doitsmythe: Ahhh benjymonty: Oh, you know it. aatreacy: And deprived us all of his very English presence. benjymonty: I'm sorry, guys. :-P rafraffles: Sebastian that's a horrible font... jus js I can't type today... Doitsmythe: You hate my font? mocchidesu: You'll be able to type even less later. :-P rafraffles: Sorry yes XD rafraffles: Or just keysmash a lot... benjymonty: Ahhh, it's Friday night. Babylon? Doitsmythe: What's wrong with my font? rafraffles: Yeah It's ugly sorry Doitsmythe: You are such a mean captain Is Times better? rafraffles: it's easier to read BenjaminDiffused: so, ben! how's dartmouth treating you this semester? Caleb Kennedy (calekencale) has entered the room. BenjaminDiffused: hey cal :-) rafraffles: Hey Caleb mocchidesu: Ben, you'd like my new jacket. It's got Union Jacks all over it. XP calekencale: Oh, hey. :-) calekencale: I didn't know this was signed on. benjymonty: Really? Sounds wicked! I'm sure I'll see the photos later. :-P whohatesyourguts: whoa rafraffles: And laugh at us no doubt whohatesyourguts: when the fuck did you get here, ben? rafraffles: Hi to you too... benjymonty: About five minutes ago, mate. whohatesyourguts: ...hi. Harris (privatebattle) has entered the room. calekencale: Hi Harris. private battle: yo mocchidesu: God I am so ready to party. >___< BenjaminDiffused: just a few more hours :-P calekencale: You guys are going out? rafraffles: I need to get out of here yeah calekencale: Oh. calekencale: Cool. :-) mocchidesu: I feel you on that, Raffy Taffy. rafraffles: I heard you guys were going out too. rafraffles: The sophomores I mean. calekencale: Uhh yeah. rafraffles: Sounds fun. aatreacy: Field trip? rafraffles: Raffy Taffy? Interesting XD mocchidesu: ^_^ rafraffles: I thought it said Raffy Takky there and I wondered when we became one person :-P calekencale: We're going to the movies and bowling. mocchidesu: Haha, no not quite. XD rafraffles: Bowling's fun! BenjaminDiffused: does that mean that shake that laughy taffy song is your new theme? ;P mocchidesu: Shake that raffy taffy. XD whohatesyourguts: what brings you here, anyway? rafraffles: omg I don't know that song. You'll have to show me it. private battle: oh, look who's showing his face. hey luke benjymonty: A chat invitation from nowhere. rafraffles: ... Doitsmythe: Who's Luke? private battle: oh, smythe. so much left to learn. whohatesyourguts: me. whohatesyourguts: Hey. Yeah, i emerged. Doitsmythe: Hey, I've got about 80% of names down Hi Luke. I'm Sebastian. benjymonty: How long have you been at school, Sebastian? mocchidesu: Hey Raf: http://youtu.be/3NXBgSCSrIk?t=14s Doitsmythe: Since I was a kid. But if you mean Dalton, I've been here since Thanksgiving. benjymonty: Antoher smartarse? As if you guys needed another. :-P *Another rafraffles: Well there was a vacant position... aatreacy: They collect us benjymonty: Apparently so! aatreacy: We're like figurines. Limited edition, each sold separately Gay sex not included. mocchidesu: No fun there. Doitsmythe: It is with me. I'm a deluxe edition rafraffles: omg this song is ridiculous... gross benjymonty: Confident too. aatreacy: I'm intrigued. rafraffles: He makes me look modest Ben. whohatesyourguts: we didn't need any more of those, thats for sure. rafraffles: Imagine that if you will :-P benjymonty: You have your moments, Raf. mocchidesu: Awww, I think he's funny. Doitsmythe: Those girls do not look at all interested in that guy. rafraffles: ...right what girls? Doitsmythe: In the laffy taffy video rafraffles: oh I didn't really watch it mocchidesu: I' back to Club Can't Handle Me. Getting psyched. :-D aatreacy: brb, boys. Hopefully you can survive without me for a limited time only. mocchidesu: oh noooo rafraffles: we'll try! aatreacy: Especially you, o captain my captain benjymonty: Aaron, you can't be serious. You tease me with your presence, then you leave... rafraffles: you know I pine benjymonty: Cheap tricks, boyo. :-P BenjaminDiffused: it's okay, you've still got us, ben :-P aatreacy: What can I say? My business card DOES say "Aaron Treacy, professional cocktease" benjymonty: There are a lot of you! rafraffles: sounds about right benjymonty: It feels so weird not being there. rafraffles: yeah benjymonty: I trust the school is still standing? BenjaminDiffused: uhhhhh mocchidesu: Barely. rafraffles: without Blaine and Colby? It's better than ever. mocchidesu: We try not to destroy it completely. benjymonty: If anyone destroys the pool, I will be obligated to come back and hurt you. rafraffles: Your second home is safe. Or was the track your second home and the pool the third? mocchidesu: I don't like swimming, so I won't even be near the pool. XP benjymonty: The pool was second. :-) rafraffles: Ok So... BenjaminDiffused: how's the competition season been for you this year? benjymonty: Uhhh, Dartmouth just had a competition last week actually. BenjaminDiffused: oh! awesome :-) rafraffles: How'd you go? BenjaminDiffused: did you guys place? benjymonty: It was just us against Conneticut. I came second in the 100 butterfly, so that's cool. rafraffles: Congrats :-) BenjaminDiffused: congrats! that's great :-) benjymonty: Thanks. :-) Doitsmythe: Congrats Mr. Ben mocchidesu: oh wow. Mr. Ben. Makes you sound so old. XP aatreacy: I return! rafraffles: wb aatreacy: Did anybody faint? BenjaminDiffused: welcome back mocchidesu: I did. I fainted. Benjamin Montague (benjymonty) has left the room. calekencale has left the room. Doitsmythe: Totally hit the floor rafraffles: Is that what that thump was? aatreacy: Shall I call an ambulance, or will we recover? mocchidesu: I needed a fan and water and a doctor had to be called. It was very dramatic. Doitsmythe: I need mouth-to-mouth aatreacy: I volunteer~ Doitsmythe: Well, since I'm sprawled on the floor, you need to come to me... mocchidesu: bow chicka bow wow. Doitsmythe: Aha, see, it makes sense now rafraffles: :| Doitsmythe: Should've fainted, Raf. rafraffles: No thanks. mocchidesu: And moving on... aatreacy: Awww. But the big epic arch backwards onto the couch, hand at your forehead? Wouldn't that suit you? (Never.) aatreacy: Well, perhaps, if all it's going to do is kill chat... rafraffles: So who's coming to Babylon tonight? aatreacy: THERE! My font finally appears! rafraffles: \o/ aatreacy: I have invited myself. Officially. rafraffles: :-) whohatesyourguts: ill pass. Doitsmythe: I'm going to try to tuck my charges in early and join you guys private battle: shame. bet you could use some drinks and a good lay whohatesyourguts: Jesus shit that font made me look like scotty mocchidesu: I'm going to be there, obvs. whohatesyourguts: better. rafraffles: they're not children... aatreacy: Someone said 'drinks and a good lay' and I started paying attention What? rafraffles: both sound good private battle: i was speaking to luke mocchidesu: I hope to find both tonight. whohatesyourguts: who, me? private battle: but i doubt any of you will have trouble with it private battle: no, the other luke GabrielJHolden: You didn't look like him. Not from the font. mocchidesu: Why isn't Tak here? I have to ask him something. :-( whohatesyourguts: Or maybe i could just stay back here and do something i actually wanna do instead of hang out there with nothing to do but stand around like an idiot Doitsmythe: Do you even know who my charges are, Raf? rafraffles: I assume you were going out with the sophomore guys private battle: no one would leave you be long enough for you to stand around like an idiot, sweets aatreacy: Excellent. I'm going out cradle-robbing tonight, boys! rafraffles: That'd take some effort at Babylon whohatesyourguts: good thing i'm not going, because all i fucking want to dois be left alone. funny coincidence, that private battle: you really need to loosen up rafraffles: so do that. no one's making you go. whohatesyourguts: he is. whohatesyourguts: or trying to. rafraffles: It's Harris. Ignore him. private battle: that's rude, raf, darling rafraffles: Don't call me that. whohatesyourguts: rude or darling? rafraffles: Darling. It makes my skin crawl. private battle: i'll call you whatever i want, darling whohatesyourguts: don't be such a dick, Harris. rafraffles: You are so unbelievably creepy Doitsmythe: You know, Raf, I think you could use the drinks and a lay. private battle: i do try rafraffles: oh fuck you BenjaminDiffused: leave him alone, seriously :-\ Doitsmythe: No, genuinely seriously. That, or a nap. You're snapping at people for ridiculous things, even before things that genuinely deserve a snapping. Doitsmythe: Are you okay? rafraffles: How am I snapping at people? Doitsmythe: My font was stupid You're not going to watch Mocchi's video aatreacy: Come on, lads. Lay down your arms. Give up the fight. BenjaminDiffused: look, just lay off, okay? rafraffles: I said it was ugly and itwas. Doitsmythe: No, not trying to be antagonistic, just concerned here. aatreacy: Let's all be zen and sing greenday. rafraffles: And I listened to it so I could hear the song, I was typing in here at the time so I couldn't watch. mocchidesu: Guys, chill out, OK? rafraffles: w/e brb private battle: he's probably just pmsing, bastian Doitsmythe: I'm just saying, Raf, this isn't the you I got to know over Christmas break. Is everything all right? mocchidesu: I swear, I look away for few minutes to finish my nails... Doitsmythe: You're not helping right now, kitten. whohatesyourguts: Hes not here anymore. Can't you read? private battle: i'm not your kitten, pookie whohatesyourguts: christ. Here we go. private battle: better sit back and enjoy the show, then, babe Evan (olsonevanderrr) has entered the room. BenjaminDiffused: hey ev! :-) mocchidesu: Hi Evan. whohatesyourguts: ...did you seriously just call me babe? Doitsmythe: HiOlsonevanderrr: Olsonevanderrr: hey guys whohatesyourguts: Did that seriously just happen? private battle: that's what i wrote Doitsmythe: He calls everyone that, Luke. It's his way of showing affection. private battle: affection? mocchidesu: Fair warning, Evan, it's kind of all hostile up in here. private battle: as if Olsonevanderrr: that's unusual mocchidesu: Don't ask me--I was just painting my nails. private battle: evening, blondie Olsonevanderrr: hi whohatesyourguts: Better. whohatesyourguts: Just dont call me that shit again. k? private battle: can't make promises i won't keep, babydoll. sorry whohatesyourguts: Seriously, just fucking stop it. You sound like Colby Just stop. private battle: sounds like a pretty cool guy, then whohatesyourguts: ... private battle: he's the hot one you were fucking, right? mocchidesu: I need a drink. aatreacy: Oh dear. rafraffles: back whohatesyourguts: Go fuck yourself. rafraffles: Hi Evan BenjaminDiffused: wb :-) rafraffles: Oh and it's still as friendly as ever ty Benji :-) private battle: but it's far more fun to fuck someone else whohatesyourguts: yeah, well. i'm not exactly wishing you the most fun of times right now private battle: well, then it's a good thing you have no control over that, then, darling whohatesyourguts: do you think id have better control if i just came over and clocked you one? That better? rafraffles: Worth a shot private battle: good luck winning that one, babe. but you're welcome to try mocchidesu: Really guys? can we just not do this? Please? whohatesyourguts: I don't fucking know what it is you think you're playing at, but half the time you pretend you wanna get in my pants and the other half its like you're TRYING to get me to hate you Olsonevanderrr: i'm with mocchi whohatesyourguts: Are you seriously that mentally deficient? private battle: hey, as long as your feeling something for me, i don't care which it is rafraffles: you really have issues... private battle: i've found the two aren't entirely mutually exclusive anyway ;-) whohatesyourguts: Clearly you dont know me if you think that's the truth private battle: so why not give me the chance to learn all about you, sweets? whohatesyourguts: Havent you heard? I'm the asshole who hates everyone private battle: hate and attraction can coexist, darling whohatesyourguts: Because i am so deeply and profoundly uninterested in anything you have to fucking say right now. whohatesyourguts: yeah, well. Not in me. private battle: we don't have to talk to learn each other, lucas whohatesyourguts: Just leave me alone. private battle: not likely aatreacy: Harris, I think you're well past strike three there. Give it up. whohatesyourguts: Fuck you. private battle: the world would be a veery different place if i cared about any three-strike rule, sweetheart anytime, babe whohatesyourguts: in your dreams. private battle: been there, done that aatreacy: Quick! Someone change the subject, while they're flinging petty insults. Doitsmythe: I would if I could get my connection to stay stable. Olsonevanderrr: i can't find my white jeans BenjaminDiffused: the curse of johnson hall, lol. bad internet Doitsmythe: Are they on your legs? mocchidesu: I'm putting on a second coat of nailpolish. rafraffles: no colorful ones?? Olsonevanderrr: no they're not rafraffles: think i'm going with my blue shirt Olsonevanderrr: sweet aatreacy: I am always in favour of white jeans. BenjaminDiffused: i honestly have no idea what i'm wearing... i'll probably throw something on like five minutes before we're out the door. mocchidesu: I am now controlling the urge to storm to your room and help you plan an outfit. XP BenjaminDiffused: should i call tak for protection? :-P aatreacy: No Mocchs. You'll ruin your polish mocchidesu: Aww that's true It'll get all over Benji's clothes. I gotta let it dry. rafraffles: Where is Tak? BenjaminDiffused: that's a good question. he WAS here, and then he wasn't. aatreacy: My bed. mocchidesu: You wish. XP aatreacy: It's generally the first place I recommend looking for any attractive students. even if they don't happen to be there at the time, they'll be there soon~ mocchidesu: Sorry, I just really laughed. rafraffles: So is that where I should aspire to be then? mocchidesu: ;P private battle: sounds like a smart policy to me aatreacy: Of course~ There is always a space left in there for you, o captain my captain. rafraffles: ...will you keep calling me captain? aatreacy: All night long. mocchidesu: kinky. aatreacy: That's my middle name~ rafraffles: interesting aatreacy: You know you waaaaaaant it. rafraffles: I'll keep that in mind then... Okay going out for a bit. I'll see you guys later. rafraffles has left the room. aatreacy: He's off to rub one out at the thought of me naked and calling him captain tonight, of course~ private battle: wouldn't surprise me mocchidesu: And chat dies again. BenjaminDiffused: i assume ev's still hunting down his pants dunno about anyone else mocchidesu: He could just go without pants. It would make him very popular at Babylon. BenjaminDiffused: i'm not sure ron would be too impressed mocchidesu: Ron would probably kill us all for letting him. XP BenjaminDiffused: probably and rightfully so, i bet mocchidesu: I don't know. You never can be sure, Evan without pants might be a sight worth dying for. XP aatreacy: Would be so worth it, though. mocchidesu: We're all so conversational tonight. aatreacy: I'm primping. I want to look my very best for the next time I see you, Mocchs~ It sends my heart a flutter. mocchidesu: Oh, really? aatreacy: Is my internet broken or is no one talking? Doitsmythe: And here I thought it was me. mocchidesu: No one is talking. Olsonevanderrr: back! BenjaminDiffused: find your pants? :-P aatreacy: I bet it broke just in time to swallow my sassy reply to you, Mocchs? mocchidesu: did you find your pants? Olsonevanderrr: yes! mocchidesu: It did, Aaron. Doitsmythe: Were they on your legs after all? aatreacy: Awww. And here it'll have less power out of context. Olsonevanderrr: no :-P mocchidesu: saad. aatreacy: Perhaps I'll save the line for some later time when i can use it to the very best effect~ mocchidesu: I'm intrigued. aatreacy: You'll just have to wait. Harris (privatebattle) has left the room. mocchidesu: Awww, no fair. :-( aatreacy: Aaron Treacy: profession cocktease~ Doitsmythe: Aaron, why don't we ever hang out more? aatreacy: It must be because I am so busy causing unending sexual frustration across town. Doitsmythe: Okay, Aaron and I won't hang out if that kills chat. Olsonevanderrr: lol sorry i was just getting changed BenjaminDiffused: deciding what to wear, lol Olsonevanderrr: it takes time to slip into these jeans you know :-P Doitsmythe: Oh, I bet. aatreacy: Oh I so can't wait to see these, then~ Olsonevanderrr: ;D mocchidesu: Oh, do you have pants you have to shimmy into too, Evan? Olsonevanderrr: yeah Sebastian Smythe (Doitsmythe) has left the room. Olsonevanderrr: it's all in the hips mocchidesu: It's so strange that I'm going out in pants this time. Olsonevanderrr: lol it's too cold not to mocchidesu: Ugh I know. A skirt would have killllllllllled me Olsonevanderrr: k, i think i'm ready mocchidesu: Oh?? I've been ready. ^_^ aatreacy: I don't know whether it's a shame we won't get to see you dance in a miniskirt or it's a nice blessing to really get to see your arse in some nice jeans... mocchidesu: It's a mixed blessing and a curse. ;-) mocchidesu: Though I did get to play with my eyeliner tonight. That's always fun. Olsonevanderrr: that's cool lol you should put some on me :-P mocchidesu: You want eyeliner? I will seriously come over there and put it on you. aatreacy: Oh my goodness. Seconded Olsonevanderrr: do it mocchidesu: Ok. Be right there. Olsonevanderrr: door's open Thackary Avalon (twintimez) has entered the room. Twintimez: sup guys? aatreacy: It arrives! Olsonevanderrr: it, lol hey tak Twintimez: it? damn, aaron, you'd think after all we've been through I aleast get a name. :-P *at least Olsonevanderrr: ahhhhh brb Twintimez: XD I take all the silence as people still getting ready? BenjaminDiffused: yeah Twintimez: surprisingly enough, dressing as more of a slut than usual takes less time than trying to look good mocchidesu: You bet. And back. BenjaminDiffused: chi is attaching ev with eyeliner or was aatreacy: I appreciate it. Twintimez: :-P BenjaminDiffused: *attacking, too Olsonevanderrr: i look pretty :3 mocchidesu: Yes you do. ^_^ Twintimez: more so than usual?! mocchidesu: Eyeliner, Takkon. It does wonders. Olsonevanderrr: it makes my eyes POP Olsonevanderrr: or so mocchi said mocchidesu: Correct! It also can make one look like a sultry little minx ready to be....anyway. That's more what I did with my eyeliner, not yours. :-D Twintimez: I'm glad...or Ron would have to kill people. XD Olsonevanderrr: lol i'm not sultry or a minx or little mocchidesu: XP Also Tak, you're totally buying me a Money Shot and a Screaming Orgasm when we get to Babylon. You promised me shots. aatreacy: I'm just interested in what Tak looking "even more like a slut" looks like. /forever distracted by this idea. Twintimez: :-P and you still owe me a dance from the last time you ditched me for that big dude mocchidesu: That big dude was hot. Twintimez: LOL, you'll see tonight if you come with, Aaron. ;-) mocchidesu: We'll look hot dancing together, Tak. ;-) Olsonevanderrr: i'll take pics xP Twintimez: yes, yes we will ;-) aatreacy: I'll be there. Hmmm. Should I come wearing my old stripper gear? Olsonevanderrr: stripper? Olsonevanderrr: you were a stripper? aatreacy: Just for a particular birthday party. Olsonevanderrr: oh aatreacy: I've kept those clothes on the back shelf since Twintimez: do it mocchidesu: Ah, Takkon. Twintimez: not that I plan on remembering much tonight do it anyway Olsonevanderrr: i swear if you puke in my car i will end you mocchidesu: Takkoooon~ I need to ask you a question~ Twintimez: whaaa? mocchidesu: Uh. Well. See, it's kind of funny. Olsonevanderrr: what's kinda funny? mocchidesu: What I need to ask Tak. >_>; Olsonevanderrr: oh mocchidesu: Well it's not anything bad! Olsonevanderrr: k good :-) Twintimez: Huh? mmkay spit it out shorty mocchidesu: Well, see, you know how you flirt with Sebastian? Twintimez: *everyone :-P but yes, continue mocchidesu: And how I flirt with Sebastian? Twintimez: *everyone yes mocchidesu: I'm not exactly sure how to spell this out without being extremely blunt. Twintimez: then spit it out? mocchidesu: I'm pregnant. It's yours. XP Olsonevanderrr: i call godfather! mocchidesu: But no, seriously, Sebastian wants to sleep with you. And me. aatreacy: Congratulations! It's a scientific anomaly! :D ...Ooooh. NOW the conversation's getting good. mocchidesu: Hmm. I think I stunned him into silence. Maybe he had a heart attack when I said I was pregnant. XP BenjaminDiffused: you did. trust me no heartattack, though. he's well and breathing. mostly. mocchidesu: Well I said I would ask. Olsonevanderrr: so wait sebastian wants to sleep with both of you ...at the same time? mocchidesu: Yes. Olsonevanderrr: oh mocchidesu: That was the general idea I believe. aatreacy: Webcam it. mocchidesu: You gotta pay. XP Twintimez: Uhhh I don't think I'm drunk enough to make a call like that? mocchidesu: I don't think you should BE drunk to make a call like that. aatreacy: Name your price. mocchidesu: Hence me asking so you can think about it. mocchidesu: Seriously? Hmmm. Tak. What is the going rate to see our fine selves naked on camera? Twintimez: well..half of central park has already seen me naked before anyway so whatever cover charge you think is fair, chi /no shame mocchidesu: Cover charge? Is he going to be in the room watching? Twintimez: I dunno Olsonevanderrr: benj i'm coming to visit you mocchidesu: oops. BenjaminDiffused: yesplease mocchidesu: Uhh sorry? I didn't think it was that awkward? Olsonevanderrr: uhhh...when it's two of your best friends? it kinda is :-P aatreacy: If I'm in the room, can't I just join in? Making a man standin the corner and watch that would just be cruel. mocchidesu: Only if you've been a good boy. ^_^ Olsonevanderrr: anyway brb Twintimez: kk aatreacy: Oh I have. A very good boy~ Twintimez: Ohhh nice it's starting to sound like a party mocchidesu: Colby would approve. ;P Twintimez: Colby always approves of sex mocchidesu: As well any sane person should. whohatesyourguts: Guys. whohatesyourguts: Seriously? Twintimez: PERSON whohatesyourguts: i'm right here. mocchidesu: I'm sorry, I'd thought you'd left. =X whohatesyourguts: yeah well. whohatesyourguts: people forget Im around a lot. Twintimez: ...who are you again? whohatesyourguts: ...seriously? whohatesyourguts: Luke. Remember me? Twintimez: /terrible with nam OH *names mocchidesu: fail, Tak. Twintimez: I know your face, guy. Not the name :-P Sup? Still hate everything? whohatesyourguts: Yep. Twintimez: Sweet mocchidesu: haha, best question ever. Twintimez: What? No point in asking anything else. lol Well that and how ya been How ya been, luke? whohatesyourguts: same as fucking always. Twintimez: gotcha, gotcha Gunna hit the club with us? Can't hate drinks can you? whohatesyourguts: yeah, no. Not so much a club kind of guy anymore. Twintimez: Anymore? Dang. Sorry to hear that whohatesyourguts: Yeah well. I used to go because Id get free drinks and I knew the DJ, so hed play my requests Twintimez: why not now? whohatesyourguts: And now, after everything. I can just fake ID my way into a liquor store and play my playlist at maximum for my trouble so. Twintimez: Guess that makes sense mocchidesu: In a depressing, downer-ish way. whohatesyourguts: Yeah well. whohatesyourguts: Whatever. Thats me. Debbie fucking downer. whohatesyourguts: Go have fun humping men who'll never know your name I'm through with babylon. mocchidesu: Ouch. Well, thank you for that. GabrielJHolden: What do you do around Dalton, Luke? whohatesyourguts: your the one who called me a depressing downer. deserved. mocchidesu: I said that what you said was depressing and downer-ish. It wasn't an attack on YOU. whohatesyourguts: What do I do? I sit at home and wait to go back to sleep. whohatesyourguts: Neither was mine GabrielJHolden: That's it? whohatesyourguts: I just hoped you had fun doing whatever pointless activities you end up doing at the club was all. whohatesyourguts: yep. thats it. GabrielJHolden: Do you like doing anything? whohatesyourguts: Uh. What does it matter? GabrielJHolden: I don't care for Babylon myself. whohatesyourguts: I mean. I play bass. Really shittily whohatesyourguts: And I used to draw a bit. Thats about it. whohatesyourguts: See? I'm so fucking boring i killed chat. Twintimez: Nah, just trying to wiggle these pants off long enough to take my boxers off colby matthews (colbyjackissexy) has entered the room. mocchidesu: ?! Twintimez: can't very well type and take my pants off now can i? colbyjackissexy: Ladies. mocchidesu: Colby! Twintimez: master colbyjackissexy: :) whohatesyourguts: holy shit colbyjackissexy: Oh. Twintimez: well this is awkward mocchidesu: ...h'awkward.... colbyjackissexy: I can leave. BenjaminDiffused: no more awkward than ben and raf earlier... right? mocchidesu: Nooo whohatesyourguts: the fuck? is this grads day? mocchidesu: We haven't talked to you in forever, Colbs. whohatesyourguts: Jesus fucking christ colbyjackissexy: I can come back later. whohatesyourguts: Nobody wants to talk to me. Stay, ill leave Twintimez: Raf and ben were here? oh boy... colbyjackissexy: I'd talk to you. mocchidesu: Yeaah. whohatesyourguts: Yeah well. colbyjackissexy: Yeah. whohatesyourguts: Youre not, so. colbyjackissexy: I will. whohatesyourguts: ...Right. whohatesyourguts: Well then. colbyjackissexy: So how is everyone? whohatesyourguts: bye. Lucas Kershaw (whohatesyourguts) has left the room. colbyjackissexy: Did you miss me? Twintimez: Everyday mocchidesu: I did! aatreacy: Every moment of every day~ mocchidesu: All the time. aatreacy: Colby. You need to come visit. Like yesterday. colbyjackissexy: Alas, I am in California. mocchidesu: Are you having fun soaking up all the sun? aatreacy: You can make that not happen fairly easily By hopping on an airplane. colbyjackissexy: That is true. I shouldn't let this great distance get in the way of our love. colbyjackissexy: ...I'm kidding. BenjaminDiffused: hah, crickets :-P aatreacy: No no no. You must come at once. My heart pines for you. colbyjackissexy: And mine for you. aatreacy: I was simply busy consuming this delicious pizza. colbyjackissexy: Ugh. Don't say that word. mocchidesu: Sorry, I was trying to find my hat. colbyjackissexy: A hat? What kind of hat? Take pictures. aatreacy: "consuming", "delicious" or "pizza"? colbyjackissexy: Everyone, take pictures. Pizza. Twintimez: /: I still can't get these pants off colbyjackissexy: Want me to help? ;] Twintimez: Mmm yes mocchidesu: Colby does have a good record with getting pants off. colbyjackissexy: Stop, you're making me blush. Twintimez: teach me your ways, master. :-P mocchidesu: Also, aren't we going clubbing soon? Why are you taking off your pants NOW? that is a brand new strategy to getting laid at babylon. aatreacy: Colby, you're missing everyone getting dressed up in eyeliner and their sluttiest outfits and going clubbing. You must return to us. mocchidesu: Well since he's gone, it's more for you? ;P Twintimez: Exactly, Aaron. I expect a good show on the dance floor. ;-) Don't dissapoint aatreacy: Oh, if you're lucky, I'll give you more than a good show... Twintimez: Oh? Tempting. I'll have to cross my fingers. Commando means no lucky boxers tonight Walker Yates (walkereyates) has entered the room. Curtis Trager (curtistrags) has entered the room. mocchidesu: Haha, Tak. You're such a tease. Twintimez: And? You know you love it, Chi Sup Curtis Walker Twintimez: Don't mind me, still wiggling in this damn chair trying to get my boxers off mocchidesu: You're going to scare people out of chat. curtistrags: WHy curtistrags: WHY fhweufbih Twintimez: well come help me get out of these damn pants! /: the boxers are stuck on the zipper mocchidesu: Dude if I'm coming over there to take off your pants, you're forking over a 20. Twintimez: I'm already buying you shots you mean I have to put out more? eeesh mocchidesu: Yes. Twintimez: expensive escort curtistrags: isn't that prostitution. mocchidesu: I have very good breeding and manners. Twintimez: well BenjaminDiffused: tak, you know i'd help you, but it's too hilarious watching you struggle :-P Twintimez: good breeding Twintimez: LOL mocchidesu: I do good breeding, too. ^_^ Twintimez: You're just afraid you'll like whats under the boxers, Benj. It's okay. ;-) BenjaminDiffused: damn, you're onto me Twintimez: It's only fair. all the time I spend staring at your pretty mocchidesu: ...? Pretty? ____ There was a blank there. Inquiring minds want to know. Twintimez: :-P continue to inquire then was I going to say face? ass? body? smile? ...what? Come on chi...guess mocchidesu: You're lucky I want to get laid tonight or I'd spend the whole night cockblocking you to be spiteful. Twintimez: that's a lot of work, chi HAH fuck you zippper, go you down anyway *got mocchidesu: If it's going to take you that long every time, your prospects of getting some tonight keep going down. Twintimez: hey. better the boxers got stuck than my junk BenjaminDiffused: ouuch Twintimez: exactly which is why it's no boxer night. :-P prepare for the strip wiggle, Benji. BenjaminDiffused: that's my cue to look away, then mocchidesu: close your eyes Benji. The sight has been known to turn people to stone. Like Medusa's gaze. BenjaminDiffused: ahaha BenjaminDiffused: hasn't worked on everyone in track yet :-P mocchidesu: lucky people. Twintimez: because they're ttoo busy hiding boners duh Olsonevanderrr: back Gabriel Holden (GabrielJHolden) has left the room. BenjaminDiffused: wb :-) Twintimez: wb Olsonevanderrr: who's hiding a boner? tak? :-P Twintimez: the track team :-P we're a bunch of horny, sweaty guys getting naked in a locker room who wouldn't be turned on by that? BenjaminDiffused: a germaphobe? mocchidesu: That actually sounds really interesting. Olsonevanderrr: lol mocchidesu: We should probably be leaving soon. BenjaminDiffused: yeah, i think so aatreacy: This is truth. mocchidesu: Alright. Gonna grab my stuff and put JD in his kennel. Ciao for the moment, darlings~ aatreacy: Time for club antics we'll all be embarrassed over in five years. BenjaminDiffused: greeeat xD Olsonevanderrr: just knock on my door when you're ready